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The single greatest problem facing white concert-going America today ?

Posted on 9/14/14 at 2:50 pm
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78569 posts
Posted on 9/14/14 at 2:50 pm
Where do we put our hands during a concert?



All my Summer concerts left me unsure of proper concert hand etiquette.

At the Alter Bridge concert I did the whole thing but felt self-conscious and clichéd.

At the Jack White concert I put them in my pockets or crossed my arms in that pseudo-hipster-forced- nonchalant pose and was mortally afraid Jack would shame me somehow.

At the Steely Dan concert I kind of tried to play the air drums, but Fagen stared me down.

The Frampton concert was a total disaster as I attempted to kind of do that concert-groove thing all the old people with my hands until my son fled in horror.

Help an awkward brother out.

Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
One State Solution
Member since May 2012
55596 posts
Posted on 9/14/14 at 2:52 pm to
I usually throw my set up.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63302 posts
Posted on 9/14/14 at 2:53 pm to
I tend to throw my hands up in da air, and wave em like I just don't care.
Posted by Melvin
Member since Apr 2011
23535 posts
Posted on 9/14/14 at 2:54 pm to
Posted by danman6336
Member since Jan 2005
19439 posts
Posted on 9/14/14 at 3:06 pm to
quote:

I usually throw my set up.
Posted by Andre
Cashier at Stein's Deli
Member since Apr 2009
4301 posts
Posted on 9/14/14 at 3:15 pm to
I'm usually something like this. Start at 1:28
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
One State Solution
Member since May 2012
55596 posts
Posted on 9/14/14 at 3:20 pm to
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
40124 posts
Posted on 9/14/14 at 4:40 pm to
find a girl with big tits and help support them
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79191 posts
Posted on 9/14/14 at 5:57 pm to
Arm around a girl and a beer in the other hand?
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78569 posts
Posted on 9/14/14 at 6:19 pm to
Awesome.
Posted by LuckySo-n-So
Member since Jul 2005
22079 posts
Posted on 9/14/14 at 7:14 pm to
quote:

I tend to throw my hands up in da air, and wave em like I just don't care.


In addition to that, due to the fact that I am NOT a square from Delaware; AND can usually be found wearing clean underwear, I also scream "YEAH!!!!!!!"
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 5:55 am to
Hands in pockets, eyes on the ground. Look up if someone calls your name, otherwise stare at your sneakers. And have fun.
This post was edited on 9/15/14 at 5:59 am
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89516 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 8:13 am to
quote:

I tend to throw my hands up in da air, and wave em like I just don't care.


I do this myself - I do not whites are precluded from doing this, although it is highly discouraged.
Posted by TigerPanzer
Orlando
Member since Sep 2006
9476 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 12:24 pm to
What ever happened to smoking weed and kind of sitting there nodding your head to the beat of the music? Most any whitey can do that I'm betting.
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 1:07 pm to
quote:

Most any whitey can do that I'm betting.



It's harder than it sounds, lots can go wrong. Last time I tried this maneuver casualties were in the double digits.
Posted by massiveattack
CharLIT/Chapel Chill
Member since Oct 2010
11554 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 1:10 pm to
Just take out your cell phone to post the whole show to social media. Everyone around you will love it, trust me.
Posted by danman6336
Member since Jan 2005
19439 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 1:14 pm to
I feel like a fricking dork when I do anything with my hands in the air. Unless I'm really drunk, which is possible

I mostly just have a beer in one hand and chain smoke so I have something to do with my other hand
Posted by wheelr
Member since Jul 2012
5147 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 2:45 pm to
classic

Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78569 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 6:03 pm to
Soooo funny.
I could watch that kid's face all day long.
Posted by TheFolker
Member since Aug 2011
5183 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 8:09 pm to
quote:

At the Jack White concert I put them in my pockets or crossed my arms in that pseudo-hipster-forced- nonchalant pose and was mortally afraid Jack would shame me somehow.


Gene Simmons shamed a buddy of mine at a Kiss show in the 90s for this very thing. Gene pointed at him and mocked him by crossing his arms. Everybody in our section started giving my friend shite.
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