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daddy ball - share your stories here
Posted on 9/10/14 at 11:43 am
Posted on 9/10/14 at 11:43 am
Hopefully this thread generates some funny
I don't have a funny story, I daddy ball with my son in track, but that's individual competition.
For football and baseball I don't have funny stories either, sorry, but I know they exist.
Share yours!
ETA: random internet story
I don't have a funny story, I daddy ball with my son in track, but that's individual competition.
For football and baseball I don't have funny stories either, sorry, but I know they exist.
Share yours!
ETA: random internet story
quote:
My son has played little league baseball two seasons now for two different coaches. Both coaches were very unfair. The first year he played coaches pitch. He never had to sit but was almost always in the outfield. The coach had 2 boys on the team. There was also two assistant coaches. One of the assistant coaches had two nephews and a son on the team and the other assistant coach had only one son. There was only 10 players on that team of 7-8 year old boys and 6 of those 10 were related to the coach or assistant coaches. Those six boys got the best positions and the remaining three got put in the outfield. The ball never went in the outfield because most 7-8 year old kids can not hit it that far. This coach never put the kids in the outfield and the coaches boys were not any better. Most of the boys on that team were only average players. That was my first experience.
This post was edited on 9/10/14 at 1:58 pm
Posted on 9/10/14 at 11:48 am to BigEdLSU
after watching my coach punch his son in the face at 11 playing baseball, I told my Dad I wasn't ever playing for him. He coached another team.
I coached my kids in T-Ball and hoops for a year each. I was so terrible at it that i gave it up.
I coached my kids in T-Ball and hoops for a year each. I was so terrible at it that i gave it up.
Posted on 9/10/14 at 11:50 am to BigEdLSU
After a relatively mediocre athletic career, I will accept nothing but perfection from my son to atone for my sins.
Posted on 9/10/14 at 12:29 pm to BigEdLSU
I've assistant coached and now I just help out on the field. I'm twice as hard on my son than the other kids.... Kinda the opposite of daddy ball....
This post was edited on 9/10/14 at 12:30 pm
Posted on 9/10/14 at 12:41 pm to TexasTiger01
That's not uncommon either but not nearly as entertaining
Posted on 9/10/14 at 12:46 pm to BigEdLSU
We had a dad coaching the ",competitive" league in football. He had his kid at QB (of course). The kid wasn't a midget, but he was short for his age. They ran the option most every down. However, when it came time to pass the ball, they brought in another kid to do it or did a halfback pass. Needless to say, it became pretty predictable what they were doing on offense.
Kid doesn't even play football anymore.....
Kid doesn't even play football anymore.....
Posted on 9/10/14 at 12:47 pm to BigEdLSU
The main dad-coached team I can think of was a baseball team I was on where the dad would verbally abuse his kid whenever he made an out while batting.
Posted on 9/10/14 at 12:58 pm to TexasTiger01
quote:
I've assistant coached and now I just help out on the field. I'm twice as hard on my son than the other kids.... Kinda the opposite of daddy ball....
I coach my daughter in tee ball. Wouldn't say twice as hard on my daughter,I want them all to have fun, but I am definitely harder on her. Boys are only 2 so haven't crossed that bridge with them yet. I try to do more motivating them and encouraging them and it's worked great. I can't stand the grown men screaming at 5-6 yr old little girls while they are out there learning the sport.
Not daddy ball, but during one of the weetee games last year (4 and 5 yr old girls) a girl was batting and it was obvious the kid hadn't batted much in practice. None of the team had judging by the way they were having trouble holding the bat, etc... The coach on third base is screaming at the girl every time she hits the tee instead of the ball, to turn her hips and follow through. It was all I could do to not punch the guy in the face. Idiot hadn't taught the kid anything, then he's out there in the middle of a game screaming at her about doing things she's never heard of.
This post was edited on 9/10/14 at 12:59 pm
Posted on 9/10/14 at 1:02 pm to Langston
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she's never heard of
My son played a co-ed 3-4 year old T-ball league a few years ago. I was practicing with him and told him to choke up on the bat; he proceeded to move his mouth close to the bat and cough on it.... Funniest thing I had seen in a while...
This post was edited on 9/10/14 at 1:03 pm
Posted on 9/10/14 at 1:19 pm to Langston
That's a good one. I haven't had my kid on a team like that, but I've seen them. Terrible fundamentals, but coach will yell at the top of his lungs anyway.... BLOCK SOMEBODY! Hit somebody!
How about you show them how it's done in practice
And daddy ballers generally make youth sports go IMO. Almost all coaches are volunteers, so who else ya gonna get other than some of the kids' dads
But on use other side of things, there are obviously a lot of people who care about the kids and helping them in life more than sports ECt. I was just trying to find a laugh with the thread, not demean coaches.
How about you show them how it's done in practice
And daddy ballers generally make youth sports go IMO. Almost all coaches are volunteers, so who else ya gonna get other than some of the kids' dads
But on use other side of things, there are obviously a lot of people who care about the kids and helping them in life more than sports ECt. I was just trying to find a laugh with the thread, not demean coaches.
This post was edited on 9/10/14 at 1:35 pm
Posted on 9/10/14 at 1:47 pm to TexasTiger01
If you're coaching they shouldn't be able to pick out your kid from the rest of the team, unless he looks just like you!
ALSO, if the coaching position is a VOLUNTARY position and you didn't volunteer for it, then sit down, shut up and watch the game!
ALSO, if the coaching position is a VOLUNTARY position and you didn't volunteer for it, then sit down, shut up and watch the game!
Posted on 9/10/14 at 1:54 pm to WilsonPickett
My kids coach fusses at his son more than anyone else
Why so angry? No one is saying that all coaches are bad. Are you saying you've never run across one since you are a coach? You probably have some funny stories.
Why so angry? No one is saying that all coaches are bad. Are you saying you've never run across one since you are a coach? You probably have some funny stories.
This post was edited on 9/10/14 at 1:57 pm
Posted on 9/10/14 at 1:57 pm to BigEdLSU
I appreciate a good daddy coach. My only issues have been the ones that don't even try and just say "we just want the kids to have fun". That's BS, sports are more fun when you know what you're doing.
Posted on 9/10/14 at 1:58 pm to BigEdLSU
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I don't have a funny story
This is on par with starting a babe thread without including pics.
Posted on 9/10/14 at 1:58 pm to AtlantaLSUfan
I've heard winning was fun
ETA: to the poster above me, guilty as charged.
ETA: to the poster above me, guilty as charged.
This post was edited on 9/10/14 at 1:59 pm
Posted on 9/10/14 at 2:07 pm to BigEdLSU
1) Late in the game. Runner slides into home and the ump calls him out. After the game mom confronts the ump and tells the ump that he screwed up the call, "Her son was safe." Ump says, "Do you mean to tell me that you can call that play better than me and you're all the way up in the stands and I'm standing right there?" Mom says with a smile, "I've called them from a lot farther than that."
2) Bottom of the 6th, Little league age 11-12, tie game, 2 outs, runner on first. The batter hits a line drive between 1st and 2nd baseman and bounces out into right field and past the right fielder, who is laying flat on his back and looking up at the stars. I'll never forget all the sceaming and laughing and hooting and hollering as that kid scored from 1st base to win the game.
2) Bottom of the 6th, Little league age 11-12, tie game, 2 outs, runner on first. The batter hits a line drive between 1st and 2nd baseman and bounces out into right field and past the right fielder, who is laying flat on his back and looking up at the stars. I'll never forget all the sceaming and laughing and hooting and hollering as that kid scored from 1st base to win the game.
Posted on 9/10/14 at 2:22 pm to BigEdLSU
In BR with baseball what I find more entertaining than "Daddy Ball".. is the "Academy Ball"...especially at the younger ages before kids hit puberty... kids/parents get bragging rights saying you play for XYZ Academy, then you can do a bunch of cool looking drills that don't really matter for your age, buy a bunch of expensive gear and travel to tournaments that is totally unnecessary... then the best part is your coach, most will end up with either young unqualified kids or DADS coaching (why are parents paying 2k+ to have another Dad coach the team, that makes zero sense) and at the end of the year most of these teams will bust up and kids will have to start the silly process of finding another academy to take their $2K+.
Posted on 9/10/14 at 2:40 pm to mauser
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1) Late in the game. Runner slides into home and the ump calls him out. After the game mom confronts the ump and tells the ump that he screwed up the call, "Her son was safe." Ump says, "Do you mean to tell me that you can call that play better than me and you're all the way up in the stands and I'm standing right there?" Mom says with a smile, "I've called them from a lot farther than that."
cracks me up at 4am editing and hearing the parents go off at a refs call.
the parents are wrong 95% of the time.
Posted on 9/10/14 at 2:46 pm to bonstonker
We're pretty lucky to be where we are I could only imagine the stuff people say when they dont know it's heard
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