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Irish man caught having sex with mattress in nursing home parking lot
Posted on 8/27/14 at 3:58 pm
Posted on 8/27/14 at 3:58 pm
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A 52-year-old man was found having ‘vigorous’ sex with a mattress, in a nursing home car park, while watching porn turned up to full volume on a portable DVD player.
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Coll had 72 prior convictions; including four sex offences which were cited as a reason why he couldn’t find hostel accommodation.
He was sentenced to four months’ jail, suspended for two years.
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Posted on 8/27/14 at 3:59 pm to Green Chili Tiger
Well the mattress didn't say no.
Posted on 8/27/14 at 4:00 pm to Green Chili Tiger
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vigorous’ sex with a mattress,
Double pillow top?
This post was edited on 8/27/14 at 4:01 pm
Posted on 8/27/14 at 4:01 pm to Green Chili Tiger
Lots of material for a thread title mashup on the front page right meow.
Posted on 8/27/14 at 4:01 pm to Green Chili Tiger
He's gotta get his too 
Posted on 8/27/14 at 4:02 pm to Green Chili Tiger
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having ‘vigorous’ sex with a mattress, in a nursing home car park, while watching porn turned up to full volume on a portable DVD player
Sorry for partying and doesn't matter had sex.
Posted on 8/27/14 at 4:03 pm to Green Chili Tiger
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Coll had 72 prior convictions
Posted on 8/27/14 at 4:04 pm to Green Chili Tiger
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‘vigorous’ sex with a mattress
Tappin that mattress porno style.
Posted on 8/27/14 at 4:04 pm to LaBR4
I wonder if it was the Tempur-Pedic Full Climax series mattress?
Posted on 8/27/14 at 4:04 pm to Green Chili Tiger
At least the wasn't doing that to the old folks
This post was edited on 8/27/14 at 4:05 pm
Posted on 8/27/14 at 4:05 pm to tigerpimpbot
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vigorous’ sex with a mattress
As long as the mattress tag didn't come off I don't see a crime.
Posted on 8/27/14 at 4:06 pm to DevilDogTiger
I know, sounds like he didn't give a frick. He'd rather be in jail
Posted on 8/27/14 at 4:06 pm to upgrayedd
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At lead the wasn't doing that to the old folks
Pig Latin?
Just teasing dude - damn autocorrect
Posted on 8/27/14 at 4:07 pm to Green Chili Tiger
Posted on 8/27/14 at 4:12 pm to Green Chili Tiger
Upvote
Posted on 8/27/14 at 4:13 pm to SEClint
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sounds like he didn't give a frick
on the contrary
Posted on 8/27/14 at 4:16 pm to Green Chili Tiger
At what point do you look at your life and decide something has gone wrong.
Posted on 8/27/14 at 4:17 pm to SwaggerCopter
takes some people up to 73 times
Posted on 8/27/14 at 4:18 pm to Green Chili Tiger
I came here thinking it was an Arse thread. Nice find on the oddly humorous material.
Posted on 8/27/14 at 4:34 pm to DustyDinkleman
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