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Libertarian America in 2030
Posted on 8/24/14 at 12:47 pm
Posted on 8/24/14 at 12:47 pm
Wake up next to 2 bombshell blondes, in bed with silk sheets and walk downstairs to fix breakfast in my 10 million dollar home.
Go out on front porch and take a piss, light up a blunt while waving at the local police officer. Officer joins me for a smoke.
Get in my gas guzzling, 455 hp American made car and head down to my multi million dollar corporation.
Sit behind my maple wood desk and laugh at all the peons under my control as I toss hundred dollar bills at their feet.
Leave work, head down to the range to sight in my full auto M4.
Check the news and see that our military is kicking the Commies' arse once again. Also hot news for the day, Social Security was gotten rid of and replaced with an opt in private retirement plan.
Call up a hooker to satisfy my needs for the night.
Go to sleep.
Go out on front porch and take a piss, light up a blunt while waving at the local police officer. Officer joins me for a smoke.
Get in my gas guzzling, 455 hp American made car and head down to my multi million dollar corporation.
Sit behind my maple wood desk and laugh at all the peons under my control as I toss hundred dollar bills at their feet.
Leave work, head down to the range to sight in my full auto M4.
Check the news and see that our military is kicking the Commies' arse once again. Also hot news for the day, Social Security was gotten rid of and replaced with an opt in private retirement plan.
Call up a hooker to satisfy my needs for the night.
Go to sleep.
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Posted on 8/24/14 at 12:48 pm to deltaland
Solid effort.
Posted on 8/24/14 at 12:49 pm to deltaland
:ResponseThread:
Posted on 8/24/14 at 12:52 pm to deltaland
quote:
Wake up next to 2 bombshell blondes, in bed with silk sheets and walk downstairs to...
...get hit in the head with a baseball bat by Mrs. BHP!
Posted on 8/24/14 at 12:53 pm to deltaland
quote:
Posted by deltaland Wake up next to 2 bombshell blondes, in bed with silk sheets and walk downstairs to fix breakfast in my 10 million dollar home. Go out on front porch and take a piss, light up a blunt while waving at the local police officer. Officer joins me for a smoke. Get in my gas guzzling, 455 hp American made car and head down to my multi million dollar corporation. Sit behind my maple wood desk and laugh at all the peons under my control as I toss hundred dollar bills at their feet. Leave work, head down to the range to sight in my full auto M4. Check the news and see that our military is kicking the Commies' arse once again. Also hot news for the day, Social Security was gotten rid of and replaced with an opt in private retirement plan. Call up a hooker to satisfy my needs for the night. Go to sleep.
Boner: [On] Off
Posted on 8/24/14 at 12:54 pm to BlackHelicopterPilot
Posted on 8/24/14 at 12:55 pm to BlackHelicopterPilot
quote:
get hit in the head with a baseball bat by Mrs. BHP!
Come on, you know she won't stay with your arse till 2030!
Posted on 8/24/14 at 12:56 pm to FightinTigersDammit
quote:
Come on, you know she won't stay with your arse till 2030!
WAIT!!!
Posted on 8/24/14 at 12:56 pm to deltaland
You still going to mow your own yard? That's what's really important.
Posted on 8/24/14 at 1:11 pm to deltaland
Are there laws that prohibit importation of Catfish in that time / place?
Posted on 8/24/14 at 1:13 pm to BlackHelicopterPilot
quote:
Are there laws that prohibit importation of Catfish in that time / place?
Nope.
There would be no minimum wage. No ethanol mandates, limited regulations.
We would be able to compete with prices due to a free market and kick their arse without Government intervention.
Posted on 8/24/14 at 1:14 pm to deltaland
Posted on 8/24/14 at 1:23 pm to deltaland
FIFY
>Wake up to Ted Nugent alarm clock
>Air in house is smoggy, GE AirFiltro3000™ system must have tripped in the night, fight a hacking cough as I walk to control box to turn it back on
>Slide ten quarters in to shower coin slot, quickly wash and shave with Gilette 9 blade razor
>Don gasmask and after a quick functions check on my M249, jump in Maxxpro Dash to leave for work
>Pull out of drive way and leave my heavily guarded kibbutz
>Wait in line to merge on to I-70. Look up at daily toll pricing board, see it went down to only 13 gold backed Randollars, good day so far.
>Rolling down interstate bout 95mph.
>Bodies hanging from streetlights, commonwealth police battalions must have rounded up another AFL-CIO cell last night.
>Mom and kids in civic are in my way, stupid bish is rubbernecking at corpses.
>Run her over.
>Good thing I have comprehensive road-rage coverage, no worries.
>Arrive at work. Koch-Trump Health Solutions Inc.
>Board meetings. Practice my putting. Bang Secretary. End-o-work.
>Drive home, rinse and repeat.
>Pull up. Oh no! House is on fire.
>Damn that GE AirFiltro3000™, must have overheated.
>Can't sue because of Cain-Palin tort reform act of 2023.
>Lucky I paid my Fire Brigade dues this month. Dey on dey way.
>Stand in lawn. Step back to observe my house burn the frick down.
>Flames golfing everywhere.
>Accidently take a step on to neighbor's lawn. [Tom and me cool doh, know him from the neighborhood Ayn Rand book club, shouldn't be no problems.]
>Tom emerges from balcony.
>Sees me stepping on his finely manicured bermuda grass.
>"Castle law motherfricker!"
>"Whoa Tom, calm down. I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend"
>"I have no obligation to retreat!!!"
>[Blows me away with his Mk 19 Grenade Launcher]
>Bits of bloody flesh and bone fragements rain down from the sky.
>In this moment I am euphoric for I have died free.
>Wake up to Ted Nugent alarm clock
>Air in house is smoggy, GE AirFiltro3000™ system must have tripped in the night, fight a hacking cough as I walk to control box to turn it back on
>Slide ten quarters in to shower coin slot, quickly wash and shave with Gilette 9 blade razor
>Don gasmask and after a quick functions check on my M249, jump in Maxxpro Dash to leave for work
>Pull out of drive way and leave my heavily guarded kibbutz
>Wait in line to merge on to I-70. Look up at daily toll pricing board, see it went down to only 13 gold backed Randollars, good day so far.
>Rolling down interstate bout 95mph.
>Bodies hanging from streetlights, commonwealth police battalions must have rounded up another AFL-CIO cell last night.
>Mom and kids in civic are in my way, stupid bish is rubbernecking at corpses.
>Run her over.
>Good thing I have comprehensive road-rage coverage, no worries.
>Arrive at work. Koch-Trump Health Solutions Inc.
>Board meetings. Practice my putting. Bang Secretary. End-o-work.
>Drive home, rinse and repeat.
>Pull up. Oh no! House is on fire.
>Damn that GE AirFiltro3000™, must have overheated.
>Can't sue because of Cain-Palin tort reform act of 2023.
>Lucky I paid my Fire Brigade dues this month. Dey on dey way.
>Stand in lawn. Step back to observe my house burn the frick down.
>Flames golfing everywhere.
>Accidently take a step on to neighbor's lawn. [Tom and me cool doh, know him from the neighborhood Ayn Rand book club, shouldn't be no problems.]
>Tom emerges from balcony.
>Sees me stepping on his finely manicured bermuda grass.
>"Castle law motherfricker!"
>"Whoa Tom, calm down. I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend"
>"I have no obligation to retreat!!!"
>[Blows me away with his Mk 19 Grenade Launcher]
>Bits of bloody flesh and bone fragements rain down from the sky.
>In this moment I am euphoric for I have died free.
This post was edited on 8/24/14 at 1:39 pm
Posted on 8/24/14 at 1:27 pm to KSGamecock
Posted on 8/24/14 at 1:29 pm to deltaland
quote:Phhiiffft! Siamese Rose wood desk for me.
Sit behind my maple wood desk
Posted on 8/24/14 at 1:37 pm to BlackHelicopterPilot
quote:
Catfish
Prices better stay moderate. The price of beef is getting sky high. Road kill here in Ark. has already hit the black meat market.
Posted on 8/24/14 at 2:22 pm to KSGamecock
Posted on 8/24/14 at 2:24 pm to Homesick Tiger
quote:
Prices better stay moderate.
They shouldn't go up any higher. I expect prices to drop a little bit in a few months as we work our way out of a major fish shortage from last year.
We had a good hatch and feeding is up for the year so inventories will be higher.
Posted on 8/24/14 at 2:45 pm to deltaland
quote:
Wake up next to 2 bombshell blondes, in bed with silk sheets and walk downstairs to fix breakfast in my 10 million dollar home.
Go out on front porch and take a piss, light up a blunt while waving at the local police officer. Officer joins me for a smoke.
Get in my gas guzzling, 455 hp American made car and head down to my multi million dollar corporation.
Sit behind my maple wood desk and laugh at all the peons under my control as I toss hundred dollar bills at their feet.
Leave work, head down to the range to sight in my full auto M4.
Check the news and see that our military is kicking the Commies' arse once again. Also hot news for the day, Social Security was gotten rid of and replaced with an opt in private retirement plan.
Call up a hooker to satisfy my needs for the night.
Go to sleep.
deltaland 2016
Posted on 8/24/14 at 2:53 pm to deltaland
quote:
There would be no minimum wage. No ethanol mandates, limited regulations.
Who do you plan on selling the catfish to then?
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