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America in 2030?
Posted on 8/23/14 at 10:40 pm
Posted on 8/23/14 at 10:40 pm
>Wake up at 0430 to prayer call from neighborhood mosque
>Jump out of bed and put on gender neutral robe and weighted shackles I'm required to wear by the Feinstein/Frankin Privilege Elimination act of 2017 because am male
>Shake Steve, my government mandated life partner, awake because he likes to sleep through prayer call
>We jump in our Toyota Prius and drive to the Louis Farrakhan Center for Religious Studies and Islamic Enlightenment
>We're late, the obese policewoman from the Vice & Virtue department of the FBI takes a swing at me with her baton, "Move it Honkey".
>"Yes ma'am, sorry ma'am."
>Forced to listen to two and a half hour sermon from sixth term President/Grand Mufti Barack Hussein Obama on the crimes of America. Allahuakbar. Wash feet in urinal. Leave.
>Stop by the Wal-Mart down the street from my house (Localized Wealth Redistribution Center #8206) to get something to drink.
>Swing by soft drink aisle. Want to do the dew. See a 12 pack of that sweet double dew, only €19.99.
>Grab 12 pack and proceed to self-checkout. Roboto "Welcome to Wal-Mart Comrade, please log in with facebook to proceed" sigh.
>Enter my info, no euros left on my monthly ration card, shite. No dew for me and Steve.
>Proceed to my job at airport as politburo TSA officer.
>Boot up computer, try to visit SECRant/Tigerdroppings. THIS WEBSITE IS BLOCKED BY THE NSA FOR ELITIST REACTIONARY CONTENT. YOUR IP ADDRESS HAS BEEN LOGGED. Frick.
>My 17 year old blue haired, nose ring wearing hipster girl supervisor sees the screen and calls the Stasi.
>Arrested and taken to North Dakota reeducation camp full of TD Posters.
>We all die.
>Fin.
Pure Fantasy?
I think not.
It has begun: Lesbian Iranian Immigrant couple (one of which is a midget) is married by Gay Algerian Imam in Stockholm in a ceremony sponsored by 7 eleven
So goes Sweden so goes the world.
>Jump out of bed and put on gender neutral robe and weighted shackles I'm required to wear by the Feinstein/Frankin Privilege Elimination act of 2017 because am male
>Shake Steve, my government mandated life partner, awake because he likes to sleep through prayer call
>We jump in our Toyota Prius and drive to the Louis Farrakhan Center for Religious Studies and Islamic Enlightenment
>We're late, the obese policewoman from the Vice & Virtue department of the FBI takes a swing at me with her baton, "Move it Honkey".
>"Yes ma'am, sorry ma'am."
>Forced to listen to two and a half hour sermon from sixth term President/Grand Mufti Barack Hussein Obama on the crimes of America. Allahuakbar. Wash feet in urinal. Leave.
>Stop by the Wal-Mart down the street from my house (Localized Wealth Redistribution Center #8206) to get something to drink.
>Swing by soft drink aisle. Want to do the dew. See a 12 pack of that sweet double dew, only €19.99.
>Grab 12 pack and proceed to self-checkout. Roboto "Welcome to Wal-Mart Comrade, please log in with facebook to proceed" sigh.
>Enter my info, no euros left on my monthly ration card, shite. No dew for me and Steve.
>Proceed to my job at airport as politburo TSA officer.
>Boot up computer, try to visit SECRant/Tigerdroppings. THIS WEBSITE IS BLOCKED BY THE NSA FOR ELITIST REACTIONARY CONTENT. YOUR IP ADDRESS HAS BEEN LOGGED. Frick.
>My 17 year old blue haired, nose ring wearing hipster girl supervisor sees the screen and calls the Stasi.
>Arrested and taken to North Dakota reeducation camp full of TD Posters.
>We all die.
>Fin.
Pure Fantasy?
I think not.
It has begun: Lesbian Iranian Immigrant couple (one of which is a midget) is married by Gay Algerian Imam in Stockholm in a ceremony sponsored by 7 eleven
So goes Sweden so goes the world.
This post was edited on 8/23/14 at 10:46 pm
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Posted on 8/23/14 at 10:42 pm to KSGamecock
Good god. I'm not reading all that... The first couple lines were enough.
Posted on 8/23/14 at 10:43 pm to KSGamecock
My ninja. Good to see you over here 
Posted on 8/23/14 at 10:43 pm to KSGamecock
I'm sure I will get this chain email 21 times in the next month or so. Keep up the good work. 
Posted on 8/23/14 at 10:43 pm to KSGamecock
this might be the most poli board post in poli board history. 
Posted on 8/23/14 at 10:43 pm to KSGamecock
Pretty much like it is now, but with more robots.
Posted on 8/23/14 at 10:49 pm to Jim Rockford
I could see them dew's costing an arm and a leg before to long. The way you fatties are drinking them up the cost for a 20oz has went from .99 to 1.59 in just a few years.
Posted on 8/23/14 at 10:50 pm to KSGamecock
Sorry I'm late, had to grab a Sprite to go along with my 
Posted on 8/23/14 at 10:56 pm to KSGamecock
This is either one of the best, or one of the worst, posts in Poli Board history.
Posted on 8/23/14 at 10:59 pm to KSGamecock
FIFY:
Despierta a las 0430 llamada oración de la mezquita del barrio
> Saltar de la cama y me puse bata género neutro y ponderado grilletes estoy obligado a usar la ley Feinstein/Frankin privilegio eliminación de 2017 porque soy hombre
> Shake Steve, mi compañero de vida por mandato de gobierno, despierto porque le gusta dormir a través de la llamada del rezo
> Saltamos en el Toyota Prius y en coche al centro de Louis Farrakhan para estudios religiosos e iluminación islámica
> Llegamos tarde, la policía del Departamento de Vice & virtud del FBI obesa tiene un swing a mí con su bastón, "Mover lo Honkey".
> "Sí señora, señora lo siento".
> Obligados a escuchar sermón dos una hora y media del sexto término Presidente/Grand Mufti Barack Hussein Obama sobre los crímenes de América. Allahuakbar. Lavar los pies en el urinario. Licencia.
> Dejar por el Wal-Mart por la calle de mi casa (localizada riqueza redistribución Center #8206) para conseguir algo de beber.
> Swing por pasillo de bebidas gaseosas. Quiero hacer el rocío. Ver un paquete 12 de esa dulce rocío doble, sólo 19,99 €.
> Toma 12 paquete y proceder a autoservicio. Roboto suspiro "Bienvenido a Wal-Mart camarada, por favor, inicie sesión con facebook para proceder".
> Ingresar mi información, no de euros a la izquierda en mi tarjeta de racionamiento mensual, mierda. NinguÌ n rocío para Steve y yo.
> Proceder a mi trabajo en el aeropuerto como oficial de TSA Politburó.
> Arrancar el ordenador, trate de visitar SECRant/Tigerdroppings. ESTE SITIO WEB ESTÁ BLOQUEADO POR LA NSA PARA CONTENIDO REACCIONARIO ELITISTA. SU DIRECCIÓN IP HA SIDO REGISTRADA. Frick.
> Mi azul 17 años con pelos, supervisor de chica nariz anillo usando hipster ve la pantalla y llama a la Stasi.
> Reeducación de Dakota del norte arrestado y llevado a campo lleno de carteles de TD.
> Todos morimos.
> Aleta.
¿Pura fantasía?
No lo creo.
Despierta a las 0430 llamada oración de la mezquita del barrio
> Saltar de la cama y me puse bata género neutro y ponderado grilletes estoy obligado a usar la ley Feinstein/Frankin privilegio eliminación de 2017 porque soy hombre
> Shake Steve, mi compañero de vida por mandato de gobierno, despierto porque le gusta dormir a través de la llamada del rezo
> Saltamos en el Toyota Prius y en coche al centro de Louis Farrakhan para estudios religiosos e iluminación islámica
> Llegamos tarde, la policía del Departamento de Vice & virtud del FBI obesa tiene un swing a mí con su bastón, "Mover lo Honkey".
> "Sí señora, señora lo siento".
> Obligados a escuchar sermón dos una hora y media del sexto término Presidente/Grand Mufti Barack Hussein Obama sobre los crímenes de América. Allahuakbar. Lavar los pies en el urinario. Licencia.
> Dejar por el Wal-Mart por la calle de mi casa (localizada riqueza redistribución Center #8206) para conseguir algo de beber.
> Swing por pasillo de bebidas gaseosas. Quiero hacer el rocío. Ver un paquete 12 de esa dulce rocío doble, sólo 19,99 €.
> Toma 12 paquete y proceder a autoservicio. Roboto suspiro "Bienvenido a Wal-Mart camarada, por favor, inicie sesión con facebook para proceder".
> Ingresar mi información, no de euros a la izquierda en mi tarjeta de racionamiento mensual, mierda. NinguÌ n rocío para Steve y yo.
> Proceder a mi trabajo en el aeropuerto como oficial de TSA Politburó.
> Arrancar el ordenador, trate de visitar SECRant/Tigerdroppings. ESTE SITIO WEB ESTÁ BLOQUEADO POR LA NSA PARA CONTENIDO REACCIONARIO ELITISTA. SU DIRECCIÓN IP HA SIDO REGISTRADA. Frick.
> Mi azul 17 años con pelos, supervisor de chica nariz anillo usando hipster ve la pantalla y llama a la Stasi.
> Reeducación de Dakota del norte arrestado y llevado a campo lleno de carteles de TD.
> Todos morimos.
> Aleta.
¿Pura fantasía?
No lo creo.
Posted on 8/23/14 at 11:00 pm to ULL Cool J
shite you're right. It would be in Spanish.
Posted on 8/23/14 at 11:03 pm to KSGamecock
quote:
KSGamecock
Oh you
Posted on 8/23/14 at 11:03 pm to TbirdSpur2010
quote:
Sorry I'm late, had to grab a Sprite to go along with my
You guys were just talking on the SEC OTB about how entertaining the PT board can be, and now several of you show up after this craziness is posted. Hmmm...
Posted on 8/23/14 at 11:05 pm to Yat27
I have an entourage now 
Posted on 8/23/14 at 11:06 pm to Yat27
Yat's the mole! It's espionage, I say!
Posted on 8/23/14 at 11:06 pm to Yat27
Quit yer spying!
Posted on 8/23/14 at 11:06 pm to ULL Cool J
Ooh, have an upvote for the Español
Posted on 8/23/14 at 11:07 pm to KSGamecock
quote:
Quit yer spying!
Holy shite... I swear that I didn't even read that thread. I was talking about the one from last night or the night before.
This post was edited on 8/23/14 at 11:10 pm
Posted on 8/23/14 at 11:12 pm to Yat27
Should the poliboard expect an exodus of SECRantards now?
Posted on 8/23/14 at 11:12 pm to Sentrius
Influx not exodus. Influx.
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