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Teach me about golf, please.

Posted on 8/23/14 at 8:52 pm
Posted by RadBro
Member since Aug 2012
969 posts
Posted on 8/23/14 at 8:52 pm
I'm gonna whip my buddy's arse in golf. All he does is talk mad shite about how good he is and I wanna see his arse cry.

What kind of clubs do I need, and what should I look for?

Thanks in advance, Gentlemen and Gentlewomen of the OT.
Posted by KingRanch
The Ranch
Member since Mar 2012
61607 posts
Posted on 8/23/14 at 8:52 pm to
Nitro
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92876 posts
Posted on 8/23/14 at 8:52 pm to
Homo
Posted by John McClane
Member since Apr 2010
36695 posts
Posted on 8/23/14 at 8:53 pm to
Ask TigerRyno.

He can drive the ball 450 yards on the reg. no bullshite
Posted by Geauxtiga
No man's land
Member since Jan 2008
34377 posts
Posted on 8/23/14 at 8:58 pm to
It's the only game in the world that you can be perfect...yet still only average.
Posted by Traffic Circle
Down the Rabbit Hole
Member since Nov 2013
4256 posts
Posted on 8/23/14 at 9:00 pm to
Bring a loose broad. Get him drunk. Have her flirt with him, tickle his fancy. You concentrate on game, you will win, he will have fun. Win-win.
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
103099 posts
Posted on 8/23/14 at 9:02 pm to
quote:

I'm going to whip my buddy's arse


Take it easy on me baw.
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92876 posts
Posted on 8/23/14 at 9:03 pm to
quote:

It's the only game in the world that you can be perfect...yet still only average.


The average person averages par?
Posted by LSUgolf
Hogs ROLLED 34-30
Member since Feb 2004
4898 posts
Posted on 8/23/14 at 9:57 pm to
Ping eye 2 end of thread
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117720 posts
Posted on 8/23/14 at 9:59 pm to
You need ciggs and cocaine to get started.
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
103099 posts
Posted on 8/23/14 at 10:01 pm to
I would add deadlifts and a monogrammed Ralph Lauren golf towel
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117720 posts
Posted on 8/23/14 at 10:03 pm to
I've got all that.
There is no substitute for the cocaine.
OP is gonna wanna look into possibly grabbing some.
Posted by fatboydave
Fat boy land
Member since Aug 2004
17979 posts
Posted on 8/23/14 at 10:04 pm to
hit ball straight, chase ball until it goes in hole, drink beer, celebrate.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117720 posts
Posted on 8/23/14 at 10:05 pm to
Not so fast my fat friend.

You forgot cocaine.
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
103099 posts
Posted on 8/23/14 at 10:06 pm to
I thought that went without saying but these kids today...
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117720 posts
Posted on 8/23/14 at 10:12 pm to
Ya can't take anything for granted. You need whatever edge you can find. For me, that's a large pile of coke and a pack of Winstons.

Maybe some whiskey or rum after.
913 D3
TM mini 12°
Adams 3 hybrid
Ap2's, bent 3° strong
Vokey SM4 54° and 58°
Odyssey Versa 330m
FootJoy icons
Titleist glove
Ralph Lauren monogrammed towels
Pine tees, 2inch
Black leather belt
Florida water
Sunflower seeds
Bushnell laser range finder
Prov1x
Cocaine
Posted by pwejr88
Red Stick
Member since Apr 2007
36186 posts
Posted on 8/23/14 at 10:19 pm to
You just getting started? - go to Academy and get everything you need for cheap

You'll need irons 3-PW
A driver
Driver cover
A putter
A bag
Balls
Tees
Shoes
Glove

Hope you take it seriously and aren't just trying to show your buddy up, because golf is an expensive hobby (to get started)


*As far as clubs Academy has Nike, Cobra, Taylormade, Calloway, Adams, Wilson. They range from $200-$700 just for the irons.


This post was edited on 8/23/14 at 10:24 pm
Posted by LSUShock
Kansas
Member since Jun 2014
4917 posts
Posted on 8/23/14 at 10:19 pm to
Trooliest is a good brand.
Posted by Monk
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2007
3660 posts
Posted on 8/23/14 at 10:41 pm to
Just got some Taylor Made Sliders. Love them.
Posted by fatboydave
Fat boy land
Member since Aug 2004
17979 posts
Posted on 8/23/14 at 10:44 pm to
quote:

Sliders

I'm hub=ngry now
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