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Ohio morgue attendant admits to having sex with 100 corpses

Posted on 8/18/14 at 9:07 am
Posted by arseinclarse
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Posted on 8/18/14 at 9:07 am


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Hamilton County can be sued because a morgue attendant had sex with female corpses while at work, a federal appeals court ruled Friday.

Kenneth Douglas admitted in court that he sexually abused three corpses while he was drunk or on drugs, but he had sex with up to 100 bodies, he said in a deposition.

"I would just get on top of them and pull my pants down," said Douglas, who worked the night shift at the morgue from 1976 to 1992.


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The panel cited evidence that Douglas' supervisors were aware he was drinking and also having sex with live women while on the job.

Douglas' wife testified in a deposition that he reeked of sex when she picked him up from work. She said she called the coroner's office and reported him, but the morgue supervisor told her to stop calling.
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
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Posted on 8/18/14 at 9:08 am to
lot of weird people in Ohio.
Posted by PuntBamaPunt
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 8/18/14 at 9:08 am to
What does an orgasm and a pulse have in common?










I don't care if she has either.
-Kenneth Douglas
Posted by oVo
Member since Dec 2013
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Posted on 8/18/14 at 9:08 am to
Doesn't matter had sex...

Just kidding
Posted by hg
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Posted on 8/18/14 at 9:08 am to
Talk about a dead lay

Posted by poncho villa
DALLAS
Member since Jul 2010
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Posted on 8/18/14 at 9:09 am to
Only way he could frick a white girl
Posted by DrunkenStuporMan
The Mothership
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Posted on 8/18/14 at 9:09 am to
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Kenneth Douglas admitted in court that he sexually abused three corpses while he was drunk or on drugs, but he had sex with up to 100 bodies, he said in a deposition.


Whats the difference in a corpse and a body? this sounds like they were all dead.
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The panel cited evidence that Douglas' supervisors were aware he was drinking and also having sex with live women while on the job.



Now I'm really confused.
Posted by c on z
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Posted by redbaron
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 8/18/14 at 9:10 am to
This guy knows how to crack open a cold one
Posted by SwaggerCopter
H TINE HOL IT DINE
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Posted on 8/18/14 at 9:10 am to
quote:

What does an orgasm and a pulse have in common?










I don't care if she has either.
-Kenneth Douglas


Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
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Posted on 8/18/14 at 9:11 am to
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having sex with 100 corpses
Hellava slump buster.......
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
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Posted on 8/18/14 at 9:11 am to
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Douglas' wife testified in a deposition that he reeked of sex when she picked him up from work.


That would be mung...
Posted by OMLandshark
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Posted on 8/18/14 at 9:13 am to
Sorry for partying.
Posted by O
Mandeville
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Posted by prostyleoffensetime
Mississippi
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Posted on 8/18/14 at 9:16 am to
I'm impressed at how little of a shite it looks like he gives.
Posted by Ed Osteen
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Posted on 8/18/14 at 9:17 am to
That article is confusing
Posted by TigerPanzer
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Member since Sep 2006
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Posted on 8/18/14 at 9:18 am to
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Ohio morgue attendant admits to having sex with 100 corpses

Plowing the way for a new Guinness Book category.
Posted by USMCTiger03
Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 8/18/14 at 9:20 am to
No matter how bad your life is, it's better if no one ever has to say that you were:
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also having sex with live women
Posted by Quidam65
Q Continuum
Member since Jun 2010
19309 posts
Posted on 8/18/14 at 9:22 am to
Even Tom Petty wasn't that weird with Kim Basinger in his Mary Jane's Last Dance video.
Posted by idlewatcher
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Posted on 8/18/14 at 9:23 am to
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Ohio morgue attendant admits to having sex with 100 corpses


Isn't this commonplace for Ohio State fans?
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