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I want to congratulate my cat on making Ace
Posted on 8/12/14 at 10:42 pm
Posted on 8/12/14 at 10:42 pm
My cat, who mostly lives outdoors, has doubtlessly killed and maimed hundreds of rodents. All we can credit her with for certain, however, is the bodies we find indoors after she's come in for a few nights.
Tonight, after noticing a smell behind the fridge and finding the body of a mouse that obviously lost quite a bit of blood before its death, we have credited her with her 5th confirmed kill! She's an Ace! Well done, Java! We're proud of you!
Tonight, after noticing a smell behind the fridge and finding the body of a mouse that obviously lost quite a bit of blood before its death, we have credited her with her 5th confirmed kill! She's an Ace! Well done, Java! We're proud of you!
This post was edited on 8/12/14 at 10:42 pm
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Posted on 8/12/14 at 10:43 pm to SpidermanTUba
I like your story....I am sure others on here will not be as kind though.
Posted on 8/12/14 at 10:44 pm to SpidermanTUba
cats are fricking killing machines...any animal that size that can kill a squirrel has my respect...
Posted on 8/12/14 at 10:44 pm to SpidermanTUba
You need a break
Posted on 8/12/14 at 10:45 pm to SpidermanTUba
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SpidermanTUba
This is the second time youve humored me today. I have upgraded you to a simmering loathing hate.
Posted on 8/12/14 at 10:47 pm to SpidermanTUba
:CCSB:
Posted on 8/12/14 at 10:47 pm to SpidermanTUba
Fire Java
Posted on 8/12/14 at 10:47 pm to SpidermanTUba
:CCSB:
Posted on 8/12/14 at 10:50 pm to SpidermanTUba
I've upvoted a SpidermanTUba post...a sure sign of the apocalypse.
Posted on 8/12/14 at 10:51 pm to SpidermanTUba
Then our cat was Baron Von Richthofen. She specialized in birds.
Posted on 8/12/14 at 10:51 pm to SpidermanTUba
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Well done, Java! We're proud of you!
Java can read? And Java reads this board?
Posted on 8/12/14 at 10:55 pm to Spankum
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cats are fricking killing machines
We have to keep one inside 24/7 because she is a cold-blooded killer. She makes Genghis Khan look like cub scout. The neighborhood would be devoid of life if she were to escape her confines.
Posted on 8/12/14 at 10:58 pm to Spankum
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cats are fricking killing machines...any animal that size that can kill a squirrel has my respect...
Female + small = excellent hunter cat.
When we first obtained her she had not been normalized to humans and hissed at us every time we walked past. Her first kill was extremely hard to get from her. She tortured it for a day before killing it, then wouldn't let go!
Posted on 8/12/14 at 10:59 pm to John McClane
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You need a break
You are stalking me and its creeping me out.
Posted on 8/12/14 at 10:59 pm to SpidermanTUba
What's going on meow?
Posted on 8/12/14 at 11:00 pm to SpidermanTUba
One of my cats (now dead) would come home with squirrels on the reg. That cat was bad effing arse.
Posted on 8/12/14 at 11:00 pm to LSUGrad9295
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Java can read? And Java reads this board?
SHe posts as SpidercatLittleHorn.
Posted on 8/12/14 at 11:00 pm to SpidermanTUba
Congrats. Your cat has killed more mammals than carbon emissions.
Posted on 8/12/14 at 11:49 pm to SpidermanTUba
Come back when your cat brings home rabbit for dinner. Had an animal left at the back door once a month for two years before he realized cat food would do
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