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How to “Rescue” your dog from Masturbation
Posted on 8/10/14 at 4:29 pm
Posted on 8/10/14 at 4:29 pm
New Stop Masturbation Now article.
I love this site.
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Like with human masturbators, animal masturbators are at the same risks of developing: prostate cancer, getting The Gay, incest, masturbation rage and also contracting the bad AIDS. You may be asking yourself, “How do I protect my pets from the evils of Masturbation.” The answer is simple, but the act of “rescuing” your dog from masturbation requires a vigilant eye, consistency and discipline.
First of all, create a masturbation free environment. No rock and roll music, no secular pornography, no hipster dog food and no feeding after midnight.
I love this site.
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Posted on 8/10/14 at 4:32 pm to CrimsonFever
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New Stop Masturbation Now article.
is that published in Braille?
Posted on 8/10/14 at 4:33 pm to 777Tiger
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is that published in Braille?
Posted on 8/10/14 at 5:00 pm to CrimsonFever
Please the read the one about "Female Masturbation Detection".
Awesome
Awesome
This post was edited on 8/10/14 at 5:02 pm
Posted on 8/10/14 at 5:08 pm to dcrews
I saw it, was funny but messed up. They have a new one up now about "Teens Girls Using Steroids As Masturbation Enhancer".
Also have an article up about how quitting masturbation helped turn Sammy Sosa from a black man to a white man.
Some genius trolling goes on at that site.
Also have an article up about how quitting masturbation helped turn Sammy Sosa from a black man to a white man.
Some genius trolling goes on at that site.
This post was edited on 8/10/14 at 5:15 pm
Posted on 8/10/14 at 5:10 pm to CrimsonFever
Is this a satire on that dumb nofap fad?
Posted on 8/10/14 at 5:14 pm to Spaulding Smails
It's satire. It's supposedly a site ran by christians who have a compund in Arizona and are vehemently against masturbation, which they call "self rape".
The funniest part is that a lot of people think it's a real group and don't realize it's a satire site, the comments in the articles especially are gold.
The funniest part is that a lot of people think it's a real group and don't realize it's a satire site, the comments in the articles especially are gold.
This post was edited on 8/10/14 at 5:20 pm
Posted on 8/10/14 at 5:18 pm to CrimsonFever
Thank you, this is the greatest website I've every seen.
Posted on 8/10/14 at 5:21 pm to LucasP
Me too. I actually found out about it on the OT. Someone posted an article from the site a couple of weeks ago on here, about a teenage girl getting struck by lightning while masturbating underneath a tree.
This post was edited on 8/10/14 at 5:22 pm
Posted on 8/10/14 at 5:22 pm to CrimsonFever
Nothing has ever made more sense.
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Bonus Faithfact – Some females and gay males use foreign objects and dinguses when masturbating. In doing so they are raping the raw materials of this world.
Posted on 8/10/14 at 5:25 pm to LucasP
Posted on 8/10/14 at 5:26 pm to CrimsonFever
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Like with human masturbators, animal masturbators are at the same risks of developing: prostate cancer, getting The Gay, incest, masturbation rage and also contracting the bad AIDS.
Can't wait to see the comments section start to fill up. Those guys are geniuses.
Posted on 8/10/14 at 5:34 pm to LucasP
lol same.
This post was edited on 8/10/14 at 5:49 pm
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