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The Most Amazing Thing Happened To Me Tonight at Walmart

Posted on 8/8/14 at 10:28 pm
Posted by BigPapi21
United States
Member since Dec 2013
641 posts
Posted on 8/8/14 at 10:28 pm
Yes, I buy my beer at Walmart. I live right behind the place.

I went up to Walmart and bought a 6 pack of beer tonight... The place was packed as always...

Went through the self check out line and purchased my beer with my debit card... ALSO, got $60 back for cash

Checked out, grabbed my receipt and left.

I get home (6 minutes later maybe) and I realized that I forgot to grab the cash out of the check out thing

HOLY shite. I had the worst feeling in my stomach - $60 is $60 no matter how big time of an O-T baller you are.

So, I raced back over to the Walmart (another 6 minutes) and walked through the parking lot (another 2 minutes) and walked up to the self service line and sure enough there was a family checking out all of their junk food garbage at the machine I was on earlier. They were all huddled around this machine.

So, I waited for them to finally leave after waiting 5 more painstaking minutes

The family finally left and holy shite - my $60 was hanging there out of the machine!

There were probably 10 or so people hit that machine up and they never saw my $60 dangling from the machine

I am so happy that I did not lose that $60. I kind of want to spend it on coke or something now because it is a very special $60 to me.
This post was edited on 8/8/14 at 10:30 pm
Posted by DrTyger
Covington
Member since Oct 2009
22325 posts
Posted on 8/8/14 at 10:32 pm to
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TL;DR


Appropriate sig
Posted by 03GeeTee
Oklahomastan
Member since Oct 2010
3371 posts
Posted on 8/8/14 at 10:32 pm to
since when can you buy alcohol at the self checkout at walmart?
Posted by PhifeDogg
Stankonia
Member since Mar 2006
6043 posts
Posted on 8/8/14 at 10:33 pm to
quote:

$60 is $60 no matter how big time of an O-T baller you are. 


Somewhat true. But not true how you meant it.
Posted by BigPapi21
United States
Member since Dec 2013
641 posts
Posted on 8/8/14 at 10:33 pm to
they check id
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
112327 posts
Posted on 8/8/14 at 10:33 pm to
quote:

since when can you buy alcohol at the self checkout at walmart?


You can't.

This story is bullshite
Posted by rlebl39
League City, TX
Member since Jun 2011
4740 posts
Posted on 8/8/14 at 10:33 pm to
quote:

I kind of want to spend it on coke


Do it
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63322 posts
Posted on 8/8/14 at 10:34 pm to
Once you left the store, that money was no longer yours.

So, in essence, what you've done is commit a theft.
This post was edited on 8/8/14 at 10:35 pm
Posted by BigPapi21
United States
Member since Dec 2013
641 posts
Posted on 8/8/14 at 10:34 pm to
They check id - at least here in destin they do
Posted by UL-SabanRival
Member since May 2013
4651 posts
Posted on 8/8/14 at 10:34 pm to
quote:

I live right behind the place

Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
24584 posts
Posted on 8/8/14 at 10:34 pm to
Meth head

Oh yeah, this

quote:

This story is bullshite
This post was edited on 8/8/14 at 10:36 pm
Posted by rlebl39
League City, TX
Member since Jun 2011
4740 posts
Posted on 8/8/14 at 10:35 pm to
I have bought alcohol at self checkouts several times. The person working the self checkout areas just checks your ID and then puts in some employee code and your good.
Posted by liz18lsu
Naples, FL
Member since Feb 2009
17302 posts
Posted on 8/8/14 at 10:35 pm to
quote:

$60 is $60 no matter how big time of an O-T baller you are.


God this place makes us so fricking defensive.
Posted by BigPapi21
United States
Member since Dec 2013
641 posts
Posted on 8/8/14 at 10:35 pm to
I live in an apartment that is nicer than your shitty city and you call me a meth head because I live behind a walmart?
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167247 posts
Posted on 8/8/14 at 10:35 pm to
quote:

I live right behind the place.


WalMarts are always in such nice parts of town
Posted by weadjust
Member since Aug 2012
15098 posts
Posted on 8/8/14 at 10:36 pm to
Your lucky. Wal-mart pays someone to stand their and watch to make sure nobody steals. However the employee really just stands there and watches for forgotten change and cash.
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
24584 posts
Posted on 8/8/14 at 10:37 pm to
quote:

I live in an apartment that is nicer than your shitty city and you call me a meth head because I live behind a walmart?


What city do I live in smarty?
Posted by BigPapi21
United States
Member since Dec 2013
641 posts
Posted on 8/8/14 at 10:37 pm to


Yea, my apartment is fricking gross and trashy because it is behind a walmart

Gotta go smoke my meth now
This post was edited on 8/8/14 at 10:39 pm
Posted by PierPunk
#BugaNation
Member since Apr 2013
3291 posts
Posted on 8/8/14 at 10:44 pm to
Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
Member since May 2012
12300 posts
Posted on 8/8/14 at 10:45 pm to
quote:

I have bought alcohol at self checkouts several times. The person working the self checkout areas just checks your ID and then puts in some employee code and your good.


So the signs at each checkout that say it's illegal are just for show. The More You Know.
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