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Man accused of humping driveway

Posted on 8/7/14 at 3:05 pm
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
29568 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 3:05 pm


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Court documents state on Aug. 5 Gray was seen "thrusting and humping a driveway" at a private residence in Harris County.


Posted by Byron Bojangles III
Member since Nov 2012
51680 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 3:05 pm to
since when is this against the law?
Posted by LSUTygerFan
Homerun Village
Member since Jun 2008
33232 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 3:05 pm to
he looks like a driveway humper
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67590 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 3:06 pm to
missionary sucks
Posted by saintsfan92612
Taiwan
Member since Oct 2008
28880 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 3:06 pm to
what's the crime?
Posted by LSUTygerFan
Homerun Village
Member since Jun 2008
33232 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 3:06 pm to
quote:

since when is this against the law?


probably wasn't HIS private residence...
Posted by 12
Redneck part of Florida
Member since Nov 2010
18757 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 3:06 pm to
The driveway was asking for it.

ETA: Pics of driveway?
This post was edited on 8/7/14 at 3:11 pm
Posted by link
Member since Feb 2009
19867 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 3:07 pm to
first he gets kicked off mythbusters, now this
Posted by DrunkenStuporMan
The Mothership
Member since Dec 2012
5855 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 3:07 pm to
Is this not America?

I thought this was America.


Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
13887 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 3:07 pm to
Defense attorney will plead it down to twerking.
Posted by LSUTygerFan
Homerun Village
Member since Jun 2008
33232 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 3:08 pm to
wonder if anyone asked the driveway if it was consensual?
Posted by colorchangintiger
Dan Carlin
Member since Nov 2005
30979 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 3:08 pm to
quote:

since when is this against the law?


Posted by VernonPLSUfan
Leesville, La.
Member since Sep 2007
15860 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 3:09 pm to
He was core checking.
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 3:10 pm to
quote:

The driveway was asking for it.


No doubt. I even found that driveway's tinder account, slut.

NSFW
Posted by SSROUGE
Member since Jul 2014
145 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 3:10 pm to
The concrete feels good huh?
Posted by LaBR4
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
50840 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 3:10 pm to
Bath salts gon bath salt
Posted by alajones
Huntsvegas
Member since Oct 2005
34488 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 3:11 pm to
Was that wrong? I've have to plead ignorance on that one.
Posted by UL-SabanRival
Member since May 2013
4651 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 3:12 pm to
Face and hair are too preserved to be meth, unless he just started. Eyes look like acid or, because he really really wanted to frick something, anything, X or Molly, or whatever equivalent.
Posted by CaptainPanic
18.44311,-64.764021
Member since Sep 2011
25582 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 3:13 pm to
Thanks Obama
Posted by Motorboat
At the camp
Member since Oct 2007
22687 posts
Posted on 8/7/14 at 3:16 pm to
If humping inanimate things is illegal, I'd have life in prison.
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