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Guy goes in for circumcision. His penis has been amputated.
Posted on 7/24/14 at 1:01 pm
Posted on 7/24/14 at 1:01 pm
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A man says in a medical malpractice lawsuit filed this week that he went in for a circumcision last month at Princeton Baptist Medical Center and awoke to find his penis had instead been amputated.
The man and his wife filed the lawsuit Tuesday in Jefferson County Circuit Court in Birmingham. He names the hospital, Urology Centers of Alabama, the Simon-Williamson Clinic and two doctors as defendants in the case.
The lawsuit says the patient was receiving medical treatment from a doctor at Urology Centers of Alabama. Another doctor performed the surgical procedure in June. The lawsuit does not give an exact date.
"When the plaintiff ... awoke from his aforesaid surgical procedure, his penis was amputated," according to the lawsuit. The plaintiffs "never gave consent for the complete or partial amputation of (his) penis."
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Posted on 7/24/14 at 1:02 pm to arseinclarse
nightmare scenario.
I don't see why an adult would want the procedure.
I don't see why an adult would want the procedure.
Posted on 7/24/14 at 1:02 pm to arseinclarse
I'll keep my foreskin thank you 
Posted on 7/24/14 at 1:02 pm to arseinclarse
Posted on 7/24/14 at 1:03 pm to arseinclarse
Posted on 7/24/14 at 1:03 pm to arseinclarse
Can you give us some examples of the shite you search in google?
Posted on 7/24/14 at 1:03 pm to arseinclarse
I'm not sure it's possible to wake up in a scarier scenario.
Posted on 7/24/14 at 1:04 pm to Jack Daniel
Foreskin replacement
Posted on 7/24/14 at 1:04 pm to arseinclarse
He's about to get paid. But money won't bring his penis back. Poor guy
Posted on 7/24/14 at 1:04 pm to arseinclarse
That Varys picture comment. 
Posted on 7/24/14 at 1:04 pm to arseinclarse
Adult circumcision is much more dangerous.
Posted on 7/24/14 at 1:05 pm to Nado Jenkins83
who the hell would downvote me?
not everyone is circumcized
not everyone is circumcized
Posted on 7/24/14 at 1:08 pm to arseinclarse
How does this happen? Even other extreme cases of malpractice, like when the wrong corresponding body part is operated on (right knee replaced when left knee needed it), are KIND OF understandable. In this instance, unless the doctor sneezed or something while performing the circumcision, HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN?
Doctor's internal thought process, "Hmm, ok, he's here to lose his anteater moniker, but, you know what, I really bet he'd appreciate if I just take it all off."
And how many penis amputations do urologists really perform? Honestly, are there that many dudes just lopping them off that he could have mixed up someone else's chart? If I were a doctor, and I saw "PENIS AMPUTATION" on a medical chart, I would wake the guy up JUST to make sure he really wanted to do it.
Tl;dr.
Doctor's internal thought process, "Hmm, ok, he's here to lose his anteater moniker, but, you know what, I really bet he'd appreciate if I just take it all off."
And how many penis amputations do urologists really perform? Honestly, are there that many dudes just lopping them off that he could have mixed up someone else's chart? If I were a doctor, and I saw "PENIS AMPUTATION" on a medical chart, I would wake the guy up JUST to make sure he really wanted to do it.
Tl;dr.
Posted on 7/24/14 at 1:08 pm to arseinclarse
Not having a penis would be better than being a nasty smegma anteater.
Posted on 7/24/14 at 1:10 pm to LSUTigers1986
Its only nasty if your a nasty person that doesn't clean themselves.
It only looks like an anteater when soft anyway.
It only looks like an anteater when soft anyway.
Posted on 7/24/14 at 1:11 pm to arseinclarse
Lesson: When surgery involves your unit, be sure to have local anesthetic and a mirror. Got it.
Posted on 7/24/14 at 1:13 pm to arseinclarse
Posted on 7/24/14 at 1:14 pm to LSUTigers1986
I agree. I would rather have no penis than a smegma factory
Posted on 7/24/14 at 1:16 pm to arseinclarse
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Guy goes in for circumcision. His penis has been amputated
This actually happens a lot more than you would think but its usually in newborns, not adults.
Posted on 7/24/14 at 1:19 pm to lsu480
What would you do with your life if your penis got amputated? Become a motivational speaker? I honestly don't know what I would do.
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