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Lawyers who use "Esq." on their Linkedin profiles: Douches or tools?

Posted on 7/24/14 at 8:38 am
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98188 posts
Posted on 7/24/14 at 8:38 am
Or both?
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
34677 posts
Posted on 7/24/14 at 8:39 am to
Yes
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
150757 posts
Posted on 7/24/14 at 8:39 am to
As in Esquire?
quote:

Douches or tools?

Yes.
Posted by BottomlandBrew
Member since Aug 2010
27098 posts
Posted on 7/24/14 at 8:40 am to
This guy is alright, though.

Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67590 posts
Posted on 7/24/14 at 8:41 am to
quote:

Lawyers


quote:

Douches or tools


yep
This post was edited on 7/24/14 at 8:42 am
Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
37754 posts
Posted on 7/24/14 at 8:44 am to
quote:

This guy is alright, though.




frickin A
Posted by The Easter Bunny
Minnesota
Member since Jan 2005
45568 posts
Posted on 7/24/14 at 8:47 am to
It is interesting to see who puts what behind their names
Posted by 12
Redneck part of Florida
Member since Nov 2010
18756 posts
Posted on 7/24/14 at 8:49 am to
Both.
Posted by Putty
Member since Oct 2003
25486 posts
Posted on 7/24/14 at 8:54 am to
quote:

Douches or tools?


Yes. You never use Esquire when referring to yourself.
Posted by Bear Is Dead
Monroe
Member since Nov 2007
4696 posts
Posted on 7/24/14 at 8:58 am to
both
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
20037 posts
Posted on 7/24/14 at 9:02 am to
Yes....
Signed,
Yewkindewit, PBS, Esq.
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79222 posts
Posted on 7/24/14 at 9:07 am to
I've never met a cool, good, or well-educated lawyer who attached Esq. to himself or herself.

On a separate note, black attorneys in the South always seem to call other attorneys "Attorney ______" and occasionally refer to themselves as that. Not sure why I thought of it, but it always struck me as kind of funny because I'm not sure where it comes from.
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79222 posts
Posted on 7/24/14 at 9:08 am to
quote:

It is interesting to see who puts what behind their names



Oh don't get me started on the people who put 4 worthless certification abbreviations behind their names. Errybody is a professional now.
Posted by Cajun Revolution
Member since Apr 2009
44671 posts
Posted on 7/24/14 at 9:08 am to
The biggest tool bags in State Government attach Esq to their names. I like it because it helps me identify the idiots.
Posted by Cajun Revolution
Member since Apr 2009
44671 posts
Posted on 7/24/14 at 9:10 am to
What's a worthless cert.
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79222 posts
Posted on 7/24/14 at 9:10 am to
quote:

The biggest tool bags in State Government attach Esq to their names. I like it because it helps me identify the idiots.



The only time I've seen people use Esq. where it didn't seem dumb is for attorneys who are doing favors for people outside of a firm, but they wanted to relay that they're attorneys.

Like writing a letter to some company hassling your grandma on your own time. I doubt I'd do it, but I've seen other people do it and I understand what they're trying to do.
Posted by Grit-Eating Shin
You're an Idiot
Member since May 2013
8433 posts
Posted on 7/24/14 at 9:11 am to
quote:

Oh don't get me started on the people who put 4 worthless certification abbreviations behind their names. Errybody is a professional now.
Architects are the absolute worst about this.

AIA, LEED AP, NCARB, STFUDB

Every time they take a continuing ed. class, they get 4 more letters to put behind their names.
Posted by Cajun Revolution
Member since Apr 2009
44671 posts
Posted on 7/24/14 at 9:12 am to
Well I will limit myself to three. I currently have one.

PMP is my next one. Y'all can suck it. I'm a.professional dammit.
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79222 posts
Posted on 7/24/14 at 9:14 am to
quote:

What's a worthless cert.



Anything easy to get that doesn't really garner additional money or respect in your craft.
Posted by brucevilanch
Fort Worth, Tejas
Member since May 2011
24333 posts
Posted on 7/24/14 at 9:14 am to
They're awesome as frick. I would do it and demand that people call me that to my face.
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