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Waiting on someone to walk through the door? Real?

Posted on 7/22/14 at 8:47 am
Posted by Crawdaddy
Slidell. The jewel of Louisiana
Member since Sep 2006
18387 posts
Posted on 7/22/14 at 8:47 am
Any clue to what kind of spider this is? This was taken by a friend here on the Norhtshore this past weekend. All of the comments say wolf spider. I'm not sure. This is big, Banana spider big. Or could this be an optical illusion? She is claiming it is real and no where to be found now.
Posted by sonoma8
Member since Oct 2006
7666 posts
Posted on 7/22/14 at 8:50 am to
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
Posted by Jenar Boy
Elsewhere
Member since Aug 2013
12543 posts
Posted on 7/22/14 at 8:52 am to
Napalm it!!!
Posted by TigerTatorTots
The Safeshore
Member since Jul 2009
80782 posts
Posted on 7/22/14 at 9:03 am to
I would seriously move out of my house and burn it down if that thing went missing
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
80922 posts
Posted on 7/22/14 at 9:04 am to
No you wouldn't
Posted by CBLSU316
Far Right of Left
Member since Jun 2008
11392 posts
Posted on 7/22/14 at 9:05 am to
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I would seriously move out of my house and burn it down if that thing went missing


Too late.............already spawned more that are just waiting for you.............
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
81668 posts
Posted on 7/22/14 at 9:06 am to
From orbit. Only way to be sure.
Posted by bonescanner
Member since Oct 2011
2253 posts
Posted on 7/22/14 at 9:58 am to
Id climb out the window before I walked through that door
Posted by Ole Geauxt
KnowLa.
Member since Dec 2007
50880 posts
Posted on 7/22/14 at 10:08 am to
a few more, with some taters and corn, she could have a nice boil.
Posted by ForeverLSU02
Albany
Member since Jun 2007
52148 posts
Posted on 7/22/14 at 11:11 am to
frick that
Posted by Boats n Hose
NOLA
Member since Apr 2011
37248 posts
Posted on 7/22/14 at 11:23 am to
Didn't realize the OB was full of pussies
Posted by TigerFanatic99
South Bend, Indiana
Member since Jan 2007
27618 posts
Posted on 7/22/14 at 11:26 am to
quote:

She is claiming it is real and no where to be found now.


I would legit move into a hotel until an exterminator could locate it and guarantee there are no more. Those mother frickers freak me the frick out.

I had to go open my office door and step outside just now to calm down after seeing this. frick.

Mother fricker even has a flashlight on its face so it can find you at night.
Posted by LSUmakemewanna
Houston, TX
Member since Aug 2010
1733 posts
Posted on 7/22/14 at 11:29 am to
An outloud "WTF?" just came from my office.
That thing can't be real....right?
Is that it's eyes that are shining?
Good God man.
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
38743 posts
Posted on 7/22/14 at 11:32 am to
She needs to work on her house cleaning skills, then maybe the environment will not be condusive to big arse spiders. Look at those dusty cob webbed corners... I wouldn't post the picture out of sheer embarrassment.

Has somebody you know wifed this broad?
Posted by PapaPogey
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
39512 posts
Posted on 7/22/14 at 11:32 am to
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
81668 posts
Posted on 7/22/14 at 11:37 am to
Next pic will look like,

Posted by sonoma8
Member since Oct 2006
7666 posts
Posted on 7/22/14 at 11:47 am to
quote:

Mother fricker even has a flashlight on its face so it can find you at night.




I can handle demon serpents allday long... Put that in a room w me and watch me push old women and small children down to get the fk outta there
Posted by Crawdaddy
Slidell. The jewel of Louisiana
Member since Sep 2006
18387 posts
Posted on 7/22/14 at 11:53 am to
snakes dont bother me. Banana spiders I am ok with. Not their web though.
This spider however would give me nightmares until I know it is gone and others like it are gone.
Posted by TexasTiger01
Lake Houston
Member since Nov 2013
3215 posts
Posted on 7/22/14 at 12:49 pm to
quote:

Didn't realize the OB was full of pussies


Fack a spider and it's web!!! I turn into a ninja everytime I walk into a web in the woods....
Posted by KingRanch
The Ranch
Member since Mar 2012
61611 posts
Posted on 7/22/14 at 1:00 pm to
I'd shoot it with an airsoft gun
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