A few interesting facts on Leonard Fournette

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Leonard Fournette

There used to be a street named after Leonard Fournette, but it was changed because nobody crosses Leonard Fournette and lives.

Leonard Fournette has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.

Leonard Fournette died 5 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

If you rate this 5 roundhouse kicks, then Leonard Fournette WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's arse.

Leonard Fournette has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

Leonard Fournette doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

Some magicans can walk on water, Leonard Fournette can swim through land.

Leonard Fournette and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

Leonard Fournette once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

Leonard Fournette doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it

Leonard Fournette can cut through a hot knife with butter

Leonard Fournette counted to infinity - twice.

Leonard Fournette is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Leonard Fournette.

Death once had a near-Leonard Fournette experience

Leonard Fournette can slam a revolving door.

Leonard Fournette once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.

Leonard Fournette will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

Leonard Fournette doesn't need to eat. His hunger is satisfied by the presence of fear.

Leonard Fournette can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

Leonard Fournette once got bit by a rattle snake........ After three days of pain and agony ..................the rattle snake died

When Leonard Fournette does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Leonard Fournette allows to live.

Leonard Fournette can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Leonard Fournette.