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List of fatal alligator attacks in the US (by decade). Fun for all inside.

Posted on 7/21/14 at 1:19 pm
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 7/21/14 at 1:19 pm
Post your favorite from the list.

Very first one is pretty good:
A man fleeing police by jumping into a retention pond adjacent to the Miccosukee Resort and Convention Center was killed by a 9-foot 3-inch (2.8 m) alligator according to the Miami-Dade County Medical Examiners office



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Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
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Posted on 7/21/14 at 1:22 pm to
TIL only people in Florida get killed by alligators.

Posted by StripedSaint
Member since Jun 2011
2385 posts
Posted on 7/21/14 at 1:22 pm to
What is wrong with Florida?
Posted by BottomlandBrew
Member since Aug 2010
27092 posts
Posted on 7/21/14 at 1:23 pm to
That's surprisingly more people than I thought there would be.
Posted by Floridacajun
Florida
Member since Jul 2006
186 posts
Posted on 7/21/14 at 1:24 pm to
a lot of stupid people and northerners here!!
Posted by Phil A Sheo
equinsu ocha
Member since Aug 2011
12166 posts
Posted on 7/21/14 at 1:26 pm to
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Alexandria Murphy, 2, female June 23, 2001 She wandered away from her fenced back yard and was killed 700 feet from her home on Lake Cannon in Polk County, Florida.[11][13]


The saddest one... The rest of them are just dumb or unlucky

Jesus... Stay out of the damn water in Florida apparently
This post was edited on 7/21/14 at 1:28 pm
Posted by AuburnCPA
Member since May 2008
18821 posts
Posted on 7/21/14 at 1:28 pm to
first one now says Trouser Snake. hahahahahaha
Posted by BamaDude06
GOATville20
Member since Jan 2007
3475 posts
Posted on 7/21/14 at 1:30 pm to
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The body of this Canadian woman, who had been house sitting for her daughter, was spotted floating face down, azz up in a lagoon 500 feet (200 m) behind her daughter's house by a couple riding by in a golf cart at The Landings on Skidaway Island, a development east of Savannah, Georgia. Autopsy results and an examination of the stomach contents during a necropsy of the animal suspected of killing her conclusively established that she had been attacked and killed by an 8 foot (2.5 m) alligator.[4][5][6]


Posted by Sampson
Chicago
Member since Mar 2012
24561 posts
Posted on 7/21/14 at 1:30 pm to
One dude was killed on 9/11/01
Always thought it was crazy that there has never been a documented fatal gator attack in Louisiana.
Posted by LSUZombie
A Cemetery Near You
Member since Apr 2008
28904 posts
Posted on 7/21/14 at 1:35 pm to
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Her body was pulled out of an alligator's mouth by friends and relatives in a springhead at Juniper Wayside Park in the Ocala National Forest near Lake George in Marion County, Florida. She had been attacked while snorkeling. Autopsy results confirmed that Campbell died from tripping balls and stuff and multiple blunt-force injuries including lacerations on her head, neck and upper torso, and multiple rib fractures


da fuq?
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
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Posted on 7/21/14 at 1:37 pm to
They didn't say that earlier. Someone from here is editing them.
Posted by Lion8
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2012
469 posts
Posted on 7/21/14 at 1:46 pm to
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Fatal gator attack in Louisiana


The bodies have never been found.
Posted by Octavian
Member since Jul 2014
24 posts
Posted on 7/21/14 at 1:47 pm to
crocodiles kill hundreds of people per year
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67589 posts
Posted on 7/21/14 at 1:48 pm to
Georgia had to frick it up
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67589 posts
Posted on 7/21/14 at 1:50 pm to
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Always thought it was crazy that there has never been a documented fatal gator attack in Louisiana.


8yr old near slidell had his arm bitten off a few years back....that is one of the aonlya ttacks ive heard of in La.
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
38734 posts
Posted on 7/21/14 at 1:51 pm to
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Fun for all inside.


Yeah buddy!

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Adam Binford, 3, male March 21, 1997 Killed by an 11-foot (3.4 m) alligator after straying outside a roped-off area in Lake Ashby, Volusia County, Florida. Wildlife officials shot the alligator, which was still holding the lifeless body of the boy 20 hours later.


You sick frick.
Posted by ForeverLSU02
Albany
Member since Jun 2007
52147 posts
Posted on 7/21/14 at 1:51 pm to
I'm surprised there's not more
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67589 posts
Posted on 7/21/14 at 1:53 pm to
where is the one that was on Faces of Death? Guy was killed trying to catch one while being filmed by a news crew.
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
38734 posts
Posted on 7/21/14 at 1:55 pm to
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where is the one that was on Faces of Death? Guy was killed trying to catch one while being filmed by a news crew.


Fake.
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67589 posts
Posted on 7/21/14 at 1:57 pm to
Probably...all they showed was his hat floating on the pond
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