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Deadspin releases the list of JFF photos they will pay for and how much

Posted on 7/7/14 at 11:55 am
Posted by barry
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Posted on 7/7/14 at 11:55 am


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Photo of Johnny Manziel reading a Donna Tartt book: $50
Photo of Johnny Manziel reading Capital in the Twenty-First Century: $200
Photo of Johnny Manziel wearing a propeller hat: $18
Photo of Johnny Manziel reading Proust: $25
Photo of Johnny Manziel reading Proust in French: $50
Photo of Johnny Manziel playing Magic: The Gathering: $25
Photo of Johnny Manziel reading The Count of Monte Cristo: $25 ($75 for unabridged version)
Photo of Johnny Manziel sitting my himself, lost in reflection and staring into the middle distance: $30
Photo of Johnny Manziel browsing NPR podcasts on his laptop: $60
Photo of Johnny Manziel shopping for kale and a bottle of mineral water: $20
Photo of Johnny Manziel digging in the crates of a good vinyl-only store: $20
Video of Johnny Manziel bringing a pile of LPs up to the counter at the vinyl-only store and arguing that he should get a volume discount: $25
Photo of Johnny Manziel and Henry Kissinger: $800
Photo of Johnny Manziel playing Monopoly: $40
Video of Johnny Manziel playing Monopoly with the real rules that make you bid on unpurchased properties: $60
Photo of Johnny Manziel buying Rogaine: $30
Photo of Johnny Manziel at Wimbledon: $100
Photo of Johnny Manziel on the set of Sullivan and Son: $80
A watercolor painting by Johnny Manziel: $200
Photo of Johnny Manziel reading the Wikipedia page for "metaphysical poetry": $200
Photo of Johnny Manziel on stage in a lead or supporting role of a Broadway musical: $25
Photo of Johnny Manziel circumcising a Filipino baby: $50
Photo of Johnny Manziel onstage in a lead or supporting role in Lion King: $10
Video of Johnny Manziel introducing Drake at a concert: You have to pay us
Video of Johnny Manziel doing the nae nae: $325
Video of Johnny Manziel discussing Orange is the New Black with his buddies: $75
Video of Johnny Manziel winning a championship in something: $10,000
Video of Johnny Manziel wearing reading glasses, doing a crossword puzzle in Starbucks while drinking a Teavana Oprah chai tea latte: $45
A copy of Johnny Manziel's water bill: $3
Video of Johnny Manziel and his friends shouting out answers while watching Jeopardy!, in which Manziel stops to explain to his friends that an answer not shouted out in the form of a question does not count: $42
Photo Johnny Manziel in a LeBron Cavs jersey: $75
Video of Johnny Manziel getting a good night's rest: $50
Video of Johnny Manziel explaining the importance of good tire pressure to a neighborhood teen: $250
Photo of Johnny Manziel touring the BuzzFeed offices: $58
Photo of Johnny Manziel in a Cardinals jersey: $20
Photo of Johnny Manziel in a shirt that says "Sandwich": $100
Photo of Johnny Manziel eating thoroughly sauced hot wings and making a mess of himself: $10
Video of Johnny Manziel chuckling at a cat joke his Aunt Susan posted on Facebook: $15
Photo of Johnny Manziel eating a 7-11 Doritos Loaded: $.75
Photo of Johnny Manziel dipping his 7-11 Doritos Loaded into a Slurpee: $25
Photo of Johnny Manziel hugging someone: $5 ($18 if hug is unwanted)
Video of Johnny Manziel dribbling a soccer ball in a park, looking over both shoulders and then saying, "I'm Lionel Messi!": $30
Video of Johnny Manziel trying on a heather grey cardigan at TJ Maxx, deciding it's too flashy: $250
Photo of Johnny Manziel trying on Eldridge Cleaver's codpiece pants: $100
Video of Johnny Manziel singing "The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down" at karaoke: $450
Video of Johnny Manziel watching that gross type of porn where people's butts fall out of their butts: $7
Video of Johnny Manziel's butt falling out of his butt: market price
Posted by mylsuhat
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Posted on 7/7/14 at 11:57 am to
:|
Posted by Ostrich
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Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 7/7/14 at 11:57 am to
Wut?
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
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Posted on 7/7/14 at 11:57 am to
Deadspin trying too hard.
Posted by TypoKnig
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 7/7/14 at 11:58 am to
Meh
Posted by tigerpimpbot
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Posted on 7/7/14 at 11:59 am to
quote:

:|


Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 7/7/14 at 12:00 pm to
Unfunny
Posted by hendersonshands
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Posted on 7/7/14 at 12:00 pm to
I laughed at some
Posted by craigbiggio
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Posted on 7/7/14 at 12:02 pm to
quote:

Deadspin trying too hard
Posted by TH03
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Posted on 7/7/14 at 12:03 pm to
deadspin is so funny. :|
Posted by Dire Wolf
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Posted on 7/7/14 at 12:04 pm to
If I was jff I would do every one then donate the cash to charity or more blow
This post was edited on 7/7/14 at 12:05 pm
Posted by Sellecks Moustache
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Posted on 7/7/14 at 12:14 pm to
Posted by Thurber
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Posted on 7/7/14 at 12:20 pm to
Not bad...but not great
Posted by barry
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Member since Aug 2006
50342 posts
Posted on 7/7/14 at 12:23 pm to
you guys are no fun.
Posted by Srbtiger06
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Posted on 7/7/14 at 1:29 pm to
Man deadspin has gone to shite.
Posted by brgfather129
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Posted on 7/7/14 at 1:30 pm to
ZOMFG ROFL
Posted by bbrownso
Member since Mar 2008
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Posted on 7/7/14 at 2:11 pm to
quote:

If I was jff I would do every one then donate the cash to charity or more blow


This. That's basically Deadspin saying they'll pay $14,141.75 for a variety of pictures, staged or not staged.

Do it and donate the money to charity. Then he could probably avoid some criticism even if he's pictured doing blow.
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