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Worst Movie of All-Time? Ax 'Em (1992)

Posted on 6/28/14 at 8:47 pm
Posted by RollTide1987
Augusta, GA
Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 6/28/14 at 8:47 pm
This film was one of the first so-called "urban horror" movies and was filmed on an incredibly low budget. It holds an astounding 1.2/10 on IMDB, making it one of the lowest rated movies in the history of the website.

You know a movie is going to be bad when its opening crawl reads like this:

quote:

On a cold winter night, in 1990, Mr. Mason, a mean and cruel Towns man, left his job for Home. After arriving Home, he took a shotgun And killed his wife and Kids. This is mean man Killed himself.

When the police arrived they only Found the bodies of his wife, Daughter, and younger son. His mentally Ill son Harry Was not ever found.

Legend has it, he will return In 13 years to revenge his family deaths.



I did not mistype the above. Everything is 100% correct. That is how it begins.

Below is a "fan" trailer:

LINK

And below that, is the film itself in all of its glory. Give it a watch whenever you get a chance:

LINK

This post was edited on 6/28/14 at 8:48 pm
Posted by BobBarker
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Posted on 6/28/14 at 9:09 pm to
Holy shite, it's like the black version of The Room.
Posted by Jcorye1
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Posted on 6/28/14 at 9:26 pm to
Shaq-fu
Posted by Obst33
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Posted on 6/28/14 at 9:27 pm to
Posted by biglego
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Posted on 6/28/14 at 11:48 pm to
Still has to be better than Legion
Posted by NS Who Dat Nation
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Posted on 6/28/14 at 11:52 pm to
You need to see the greatness that is "Gymkata".
Posted by Sho Nuff
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Posted on 6/29/14 at 6:52 am to
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Gymkata

I remember being really excited for this one during my wannabe ninja days
Posted by castorinho
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Posted on 4/15/15 at 6:50 pm to
Just watched a movie called Elevator on Netflix.


Holy shite that was bad. Definitely the worst acting I've ever seen.
Posted by elprez00
Hammond, LA
Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 4/15/15 at 7:08 pm to
Envy. Because it had a cast with great potential.
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
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Posted on 4/15/15 at 7:18 pm to
Just watched a William Castle schlocker from the late 50s-early 60s called "Macabre". Has to be in the bottom 10, all-time. I literally want an hour and 15 minutes of my life back.
Posted by jdd48
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 4/15/15 at 8:01 pm to
There's a movie called Monsturd where the killer is a giant piece of crap. The acting is atrocious.

Posted by castorinho
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Posted on 4/15/15 at 8:50 pm to
Sounds like a shitty movie


:rimshot:
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
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Posted on 4/15/15 at 9:11 pm to
quote:

Just watched a William Castle schlocker from the late 50s-early 60s called "Macabre". Has to be in the bottom 10, all-time. I literally want an hour and 15 minutes of my life back.


that's a good movie
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
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Posted on 4/15/15 at 9:13 pm to
quote:

This film was one of the first so-called "urban horror" movies and was filmed on an incredibly low budget. It holds an astounding 1.2/10 on IMDB, making it one of the lowest rated movies in the history of the website.
Is this the one made by the son of the black politician Kweise Mfume (aka "Queasy & Fuming" as Rush Limbaugh nicknamed him)?
Posted by dead money
kyle, tx
Member since Feb 2014
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Posted on 4/15/15 at 9:54 pm to
Worst movie I ever finished has to be Cabin Boy.
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 4/15/15 at 9:58 pm to
Ax 'em what?
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
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Posted on 4/15/15 at 10:06 pm to
quote:

Worst movie I ever finished has to be Cabin Boy
Worth seeing for David Letterman, character actor
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
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Posted on 4/15/15 at 10:09 pm to
Manos: the hands of fate
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