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My aunt just posted this on FB and I'm having problems deciphering it
Posted on 6/27/14 at 12:13 pm
Posted on 6/27/14 at 12:13 pm
Any assistance would be welcome 
Did I just read a beautiful piece of modernist literature? I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT ANY OF THAT MEANS.
Here's her follow up post:
Her post from yesterday that somewhat explains her incoherent babbling:
quote:
As I Drive down I 65 south wishing I was behind Angie we going to the beach as it is I'm not I am going to the ballpark to watch my three grandchildren Bible my 4th one I don't know where she's at anyway as I grab my keys to go in a rush still no breakfastas I Drive down I 65 south wishing I was behind Angie we going to the beach as it is I'm not I am going to the ballpark to watch my three grandchildren Bible my 4th one I don't know where she's at anyway as I grab my keys to go in a rush still no breakfast like Miss Pearl does Howard Schultz I should have some breakfast in my stomach that red legs and all I twisted my knee as I was in such a hurry and could not stop still suck it up come down the road and there's a man on the side of the road that looked just like Jesus with gray hair so I pulled over actually I didn't pull over their money back up I went to the red light and turned around and then turned around again so I could be behind him I turn my flashers on and went out to the strangers window and I said Mr are you okay and he said yes ma'am I said do you have a phone he said yes ma'am and I said oh well I was just having a godly moment and I was scared that you were Jesus sitting on the side of the road and you were waiting to see if someone was going to stop and help you I am that girl call me Lord I'll help you anytime now breaking all the rules for [cousin's name] Saints Row trick Dylan live all my others I'm getting off this phone as I travel south on I 65 just wishing I was heading to the beach jealous Mall happy mom but jealous
Did I just read a beautiful piece of modernist literature? I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT ANY OF THAT MEANS.
Here's her follow up post:
quote:
[Family friend] will you translate that in Atlanta and my language please I was in a hurry and I'm driving down the road which is a no no Angie w.e mean Angie weeks and looks like broke is really Brooklyn
Her post from yesterday that somewhat explains her incoherent babbling:
quote:
Oh what a awsome God we serve !!! It's raining cat's and dog's and I can take a nap !!!! Hit the tin roof rain please !!! Thankful God had his hearing aids on this morning !!! YEEPIE !!!!!!!!,xanax, check, heart pill, check. All the others pills ,check, going to grandchildrens room since sheets are in dryer !!! NO...NO...RAIN.... PLEASE COME BACK !!!
This post was edited on 6/27/14 at 12:19 pm
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Posted on 6/27/14 at 12:13 pm to Tornado Alley
Are you white?
Posted on 6/27/14 at 12:14 pm to Tornado Alley
That post gave me a seizure.
Posted on 6/27/14 at 12:14 pm to Tornado Alley
quote:
Did I just read a beautiful piece of modernist literature? I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT ANY OF THAT MEANS.
Well it does sound very Faulkner-ish, in the sense that it is meaningless and indecipherable.
Posted on 6/27/14 at 12:14 pm to Tornado Alley
I wouldn't read all that shite if it was own Aunt.
Posted on 6/27/14 at 12:14 pm to Tornado Alley
Wat?
Posted on 6/27/14 at 12:15 pm to JohnnyKilroy
quote:
Are you white?
Yes.
She is half Cherokee and grew up, and still is, rather poor, although she is a wonderful woman.
Posted on 6/27/14 at 12:15 pm to Tornado Alley
She's fricked up on the wacky tobacky and dictating to Siri.
Posted on 6/27/14 at 12:15 pm to Tornado Alley
two words for that:
window pane
window pane
Posted on 6/27/14 at 12:15 pm to Pettifogger
quote:
Well it does sound very Faulkner-ish, in the sense that it is meaningless and indecipherable.
Posted on 6/27/14 at 12:15 pm to Tornado Alley
Your aunt's name Wright Thompson?
Posted on 6/27/14 at 12:15 pm to Tornado Alley
Your aunt is on day 28 of a 29 day meth binge.
Posted on 6/27/14 at 12:17 pm to Tornado Alley
quote:
I was scared that you were Jesus sitting on the side of the road and you were waiting to see if someone was going to stop and help you
your aunt sounds like a good hearted, southern Christian woman to me. Posted on 6/27/14 at 12:17 pm to LSUballs
Edited with her follow up post.
Posted on 6/27/14 at 12:17 pm to Tornado Alley
Posted on 6/27/14 at 12:17 pm to Tornado Alley
I think she had a stroke
Posted on 6/27/14 at 12:19 pm to Tornado Alley
Sure as hell hope she didn't typ all of that shite while she was driving down I-65
Posted on 6/27/14 at 12:20 pm to Tornado Alley
she wants to go to the beach with Angie but Jesus and baseball keep getting in the way
Posted on 6/27/14 at 12:20 pm to Tornado Alley
Old people on facebook fricking suck
Posted on 6/27/14 at 12:21 pm to Sampson
quote:
your aunt sounds like a good hearted, southern Christian woman to me.
She is a great lady, just a little confused
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