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The Dog Ate My Tax Receipts Act
Posted on 6/20/14 at 2:24 pm
Posted on 6/20/14 at 2:24 pm
quote:
Under Stockman’s bill, “The Dog Ate My Tax Receipts Act,” taxpayers who do not provide documents requested by the IRS can claim one of the following reasons:
1. The dog ate my tax receipts
2. Convenient, unexplained, miscellaneous computer malfunction
3. Traded documents for five terrorists
4. Burned for warmth while lost in the Yukon
5. Left on table in Hillary’s Book Room
6. Received water damage in the trunk of Ted Kennedy’s car
7. Forgot in gun case sold to Mexican drug lords
8. Forced to recycle by municipal Green Czar
9. Was short on toilet paper while camping
10. At this point, what difference does it make?
LINK
Call your congress person. Let's get this passed.
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Posted on 6/20/14 at 2:26 pm to GumboPot
Posted on 6/20/14 at 2:28 pm to GumboPot
Posted on 6/20/14 at 2:30 pm to GumboPot
Awesome 
Posted on 6/20/14 at 2:34 pm to GumboPot
11. Did not understand the meaning of: "provide", "documents" and "IRS"( don't know him, thought it was a scam.)
12. Too effen broke after payin for Obama care anyways.
12. Too effen broke after payin for Obama care anyways.
Posted on 6/20/14 at 2:36 pm to LSUCouyon
13. Did not know I had to provide documents to the IRS until I read it in the paper this morning.
Posted on 6/20/14 at 2:37 pm to LSUCouyon
"What difference, at this point, does it make"
Posted on 6/20/14 at 2:42 pm to GumboPot
Actually, I'd prefer "The Dog shite on my Tax Returns but Knock Yourself Out Act".
Posted on 6/20/14 at 2:43 pm to GumboPot
Posted on 6/20/14 at 2:46 pm to Antonio Moss
Is that the same papers the dog shite on according to a later poster? 
This post was edited on 6/20/14 at 2:47 pm
Posted on 6/20/14 at 2:49 pm to GumboPot
Awesome
Posted on 6/20/14 at 3:27 pm to chadau79
Is that real ?
Posted on 6/20/14 at 3:31 pm to navy
It appears to be real.
Posted on 6/20/14 at 3:32 pm to Sellecks Moustache
I can fap to this.
Posted on 6/20/14 at 3:38 pm to GumboPot
Don't forget --
My CPA spoke Spanish and didn't understand
and
It's TurboTax's fault
Of course, you can always claim that your CPA used the Spanish version of TurboTax!
My CPA spoke Spanish and didn't understand
and
It's TurboTax's fault
Of course, you can always claim that your CPA used the Spanish version of TurboTax!
Posted on 6/20/14 at 3:48 pm to GumboPot
fricking right... If this is legit, this may be the first time I actually call or write a representative to support something.
I'm sure Stockman has some questionable shite that he has voted for that would prob enrage me, but this is awesome.
I think "Turbo Tax Messed Up" needs to be added
I'm sure Stockman has some questionable shite that he has voted for that would prob enrage me, but this is awesome.
I think "Turbo Tax Messed Up" needs to be added
Posted on 6/20/14 at 4:54 pm to Lsut81
quote:
fricking right... If this is legit, this may be the first time I actually call or write a representative to support something.
It seems real. If it passed it would be a great symbolic vote.
Posted on 6/20/14 at 5:00 pm to GumboPot
The best part is that you don't even have to own a dog to make this work. The language clearly states "The" dog, not "My" dog. Genius.
Posted on 6/20/14 at 5:02 pm to boxcarbarney
Sadly, even this bill will have unintended consequences.
We already have a dog holocaust at the hands of the local cops...can you imagine the feds getting involved?
It would be a slaughter.
We already have a dog holocaust at the hands of the local cops...can you imagine the feds getting involved?
It would be a slaughter.
Posted on 6/20/14 at 5:06 pm to CptBengal
Pupocide
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