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Why are there so many fat people at the water park?
Posted on 6/14/14 at 9:59 pm
Posted on 6/14/14 at 9:59 pm
I saw the fattiest person I have ever seen on a water slide today. She made the fat dude that rode in the front look skinny. I am not going lie. I was jealous and wish I could rode in front. I bet they set a world speed record for a water slide.
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Posted on 6/14/14 at 10:00 pm to rebeloke
Fatties need love too.
Posted on 6/14/14 at 10:02 pm to rebeloke
quote:Say what now?
I bet they set a world speed record for a water slide.
Posted on 6/14/14 at 10:03 pm to rebeloke
Posted on 6/14/14 at 10:03 pm to rebeloke
They overheat easily and need the water to help keep them cool
Posted on 6/14/14 at 10:03 pm to rebeloke
I bet all the fat dudes had sleeveless t shirts on too........fat dudes love sleeveless t's.....and goatees.....I bet they had goatees too.
Posted on 6/14/14 at 10:05 pm to tilco
I saw dudes with goaties on their backs, women with two sets of titties, one set in front and another in back...
Posted on 6/14/14 at 10:07 pm to rebeloke
That's what you get for hanging out at Grand Paradise.
Posted on 6/14/14 at 10:07 pm to rebeloke
Thank god for Mississippi. They're even fatter over there. 
Posted on 6/14/14 at 10:09 pm to rebeloke
The worst is Mexican fatties at schlitterbahn. I do not think they have taken a bath in a while but they do at the park. Also always awesome to see fatty lovin Goin on in the pools there.
Posted on 6/14/14 at 10:09 pm to MondayMorningMarch
Cough cough, I was at the water park in the metropolis of Collins, MS.
Posted on 6/14/14 at 10:13 pm to foshizzle
Posted on 6/14/14 at 10:15 pm to rebeloke
quote:
Cough cough, I was at the water park in the metropolis of Collins, MS.
Prayers sent
Posted on 6/14/14 at 10:20 pm to rebeloke
The real Shamu is endangered.
It's cheaper this way.
It's cheaper this way.
Posted on 6/14/14 at 10:22 pm to rebeloke
Posted on 6/14/14 at 10:23 pm to rebeloke
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and another in back...
Posted on 6/14/14 at 10:24 pm to Ted2010
She tried to have sex with the watermelon and it chose the honorable way out.
Someone said watermelon douche.
Someone said watermelon douche.
Posted on 6/14/14 at 10:26 pm to tilco
I actually was told the biological reason for this by a friend who managed a water park out here in Cali. What it is, is that the fat people swim through the water while holding their mouths open, hoping that plankton floats through their baleen.
This post was edited on 6/14/14 at 10:28 pm
Posted on 6/14/14 at 10:47 pm to WaltTeevens
That was almost smooth but you had to edit so I am deducting 2 pts.
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