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my Croatia rant

Posted on 6/13/14 at 8:49 am
Posted by MLSter
Member since Feb 2013
3968 posts
Posted on 6/13/14 at 8:49 am
Warning: oh im mad and IDGAF about grammar

Croatia started that game well and while the goal was ugly i think they deserved it. then croatia have 4-5 challenges on the ball but somehow the ball pops out to neymar who gets a terrible shot off. but the fat old slow retarded goalie cant make a simple save and it nicks in. from the start of the second half the game was great. but then Fred who is a fricking gay **** piece of shite pussy arse bith flopping **** that hadnt done a single thing all game has the most pathetic flop of all time. Fred should have gotten a yellow or a red and got his arse humilated but brazil had to make sure they won so the riot wouldnt escalte and paid the ref to make the one of the worst calls ever and awarded a penalty and a yellow to lovern. you can see fred like a kid on christmas when he wins the pk frick him. so upsteps Nyemar to take the pk like he some baddass but the ball never lies so he will miss it right, NOPE that fat oold slow turrible peice of shite goalie gets two hands on the average penalty and cant keep it out his goal?????? frick that goalie is a retard he should have been able to stop all 3. so neymar reacts like hes some king after scoring a penalty they flopped to get and almost missed. at this point im angry but a draw is still possible, right? well not with this ref. the brazillians continue to flop and get calls. one time Oscar fouled a croatian player and then Oscar rolled around as if he was hurt like the little peice of shite he is. but croatia continue to brush the haters and try to attack and what do you know they score a goal. but wait the brazillians paid the ref remeber and the goal is called back because a foul on the goalie. the fake julio caeser missed the ball. plain and simple he was not impeded by olic he missed the ball. but the ref, who should at least throw a bone to croatia for that terrible pk, calls the foul and takes away the goal. after that frick this gay earth. ramiers comes on for neymar so that neymar can get a standing O like he accomplished something special, 2 bullshite goals congrats bitch. but then the cherry on top, ramiers fouls rakitic in midfield the ball gets to oscar( diving little bitch) who drives and gets off a weak shot that again sneaks just pass the old fat slow retard goalie petaloski.

TL:DR frick Neymar, frick Oscar, frick that ref, frick petiloski and frick any Brazillian fan that thinks Neymar is good


that is all
Posted by TN Bhoy
San Antonio, TX
Member since Apr 2010
60589 posts
Posted on 6/13/14 at 8:49 am to




ETA: I think you spelled Pletikosa's name 5 different ways and none of them right.
This post was edited on 6/13/14 at 8:51 am
Posted by MLSter
Member since Feb 2013
3968 posts
Posted on 6/13/14 at 8:53 am to
Well he suck so it doesnt matter.

they should play subasic, or however you spell that name, instead.
Posted by Esquire
Chiraq
Member since Apr 2014
11591 posts
Posted on 6/13/14 at 8:54 am to
quote:

frick Neymar
Posted by TN Bhoy
San Antonio, TX
Member since Apr 2010
60589 posts
Posted on 6/13/14 at 8:58 am to
quote:

Well he suck so it doesnt matter.



You're basing this on one match?


His distribution is excellent. His view was blocked for the first goal causing his reaction to be slower. He should have done better on the penalty. crazy's already done a write-up on everything going on for the third.
Posted by lsuson
Metairie
Member since Oct 2013
12166 posts
Posted on 6/13/14 at 9:06 am to
OP, couldn't agree with you more. No way Howard let's any of those shots pass him. That goal taken from Croatia on keeper interference was a joke. If Brazil continues to play like that, no way they make it out the quarters.
Posted by UPT
NOLA
Member since May 2009
5508 posts
Posted on 6/13/14 at 9:07 am to
quote:

You're basing this on one match?



Yeah. One of the poorest GK performances I've seen at that level. Might be THE worst GK performance I've seen at that level.
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164127 posts
Posted on 6/13/14 at 9:07 am to
Soccer is perfect. Back to the food and drink board for you.
Posted by Joe Blow
Member since Nov 2007
2631 posts
Posted on 6/13/14 at 9:08 am to
quote:

That goal taken from Croatia on keeper interference was a joke.

That same call would be made 9/10.
Posted by StraightCashHomey21
Aberdeen,NC
Member since Jul 2009
125407 posts
Posted on 6/13/14 at 9:15 am to
quote:

MLSter


You are better than this
Posted by MLSter
Member since Feb 2013
3968 posts
Posted on 6/13/14 at 9:48 am to
quote:

You are better than this


NO im worse

i just remembered Neymar should have been sent off for his elbow to the face of Modric.

Im mad but when Brazil meet Croatia again in the final not only will Croatia win but after being up 4-0 Mandzukic will break Neymars leg so bad he will never play again
Posted by TN Bhoy
San Antonio, TX
Member since Apr 2010
60589 posts
Posted on 6/13/14 at 9:49 am to
quote:

No way Howard let's any of those shots pass him



Howard's had his fair share of howlers.
Posted by thenry712
Zasullia, Ukraine
Member since Nov 2008
15795 posts
Posted on 6/13/14 at 9:53 am to
quote:

Croatia started that game well and while the goal was ugly i think they deserved it. then croatia have 4-5 challenges on the ball but somehow the ball pops out to neymar who gets a terrible shot off. but the fat old slow retarded goalie cant make a simple save and it nicks in. from the start of the second half the game was great. but then Fred who is a fricking gay **** piece of shite pussy arse bith flopping **** that hadnt done a single thing all game has the most pathetic flop of all time. Fred should have gotten a yellow or a red and got his arse humilated but brazil had to make sure they won so the riot wouldnt escalte and paid the ref to make the one of the worst calls ever and awarded a penalty and a yellow to lovern. you can see fred like a kid on christmas when he wins the pk frick him. so upsteps Nyemar to take the pk like he some baddass but the ball never lies so he will miss it right, NOPE that fat oold slow turrible peice of shite goalie gets two hands on the average penalty and cant keep it out his goal?????? frick that goalie is a retard he should have been able to stop all 3. so neymar reacts like hes some king after scoring a penalty they flopped to get and almost missed. at this point im angry but a draw is still possible, right? well not with this ref. the brazillians continue to flop and get calls. one time Oscar fouled a croatian player and then Oscar rolled around as if he was hurt like the little peice of shite he is. but croatia continue to brush the haters and try to attack and what do you know they score a goal. but wait the brazillians paid the ref remeber and the goal is called back because a foul on the goalie. the fake julio caeser missed the ball. plain and simple he was not impeded by olic he missed the ball. but the ref, who should at least throw a bone to croatia for that terrible pk, calls the foul and takes away the goal. after that frick this gay earth. ramiers comes on for neymar so that neymar can get a standing O like he accomplished something special, 2 bullshite goals congrats bitch. but then the cherry on top, ramiers fouls rakitic in midfield the ball gets to oscar( diving little bitch) who drives and gets off a weak shot that again sneaks just pass the old fat slow retard goalie petaloski.



Paragraphs are nice.

Posted by RandySavage
Member since May 2012
30840 posts
Posted on 6/13/14 at 9:56 am to
Can you add an edit and a section about F that fat POS walrus Scolari trying to act like it was a good call after the game?
Posted by MLSter
Member since Feb 2013
3968 posts
Posted on 6/13/14 at 10:07 am to
i just read that. a whole new wave of butthurt has washed over me.
Posted by Silky Johnston
DFW
Member since May 2013
998 posts
Posted on 6/13/14 at 10:16 am to
Solid rant. Don't let anybody give you shite about grammar or paragraphs. It really adds to the feel of the rant. Your rage is palpable.

Maybe I should venture over here more often.
Posted by Broski
Member since Jun 2011
70865 posts
Posted on 6/13/14 at 10:19 am to
quote:

MLSter


You should go tryout for the Croatian national team.
Posted by MLSter
Member since Feb 2013
3968 posts
Posted on 6/13/14 at 10:26 am to
quote:

You should go tryout for the Croatian national team


they are too good even for the likes of me.

btw Rebic looked like a fricking boss out there. Im excited to see more of him and i wish they brought halilovic because i want to see if hes as good as they say
Posted by SUB
Member since Jan 2001
Member since Jan 2009
20819 posts
Posted on 6/13/14 at 10:52 am to
frick dude. Is your shift key broken?
Posted by wilceaux
Austin, TX
Member since Apr 2004
12405 posts
Posted on 6/13/14 at 11:36 am to
quote:

Don't let anybody give you shite about grammar or paragraphs. It really adds to the feel of the rant.
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