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Rand Paul Calls Hillary’s Book Not Worth Plagiarizing
Posted on 6/9/14 at 2:55 pm
Posted on 6/9/14 at 2:55 pm
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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Sen. Rand Paul (R-Kentucky) ripped former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton’s new book, “Hard Choices,” today, telling reporters, “I read it, and honestly, I didn’t find anything in it worth plagiarizing.”
Calling the new book “disappointing,” Sen. Paul said, “I read a lot of books, and it’s rare that I don’t find a passage or two to lift here or there. I just read the second Harry Potter book and I thought there was some dialogue of Voldemort’s that could work well in my stump speech. But this Hillary book? Nada.”
Asked whether he would read future books by Secretary Clinton, Sen. Paul said that it was “unlikely.”
“Look, if you write six hundred and fifty-six pages and give me nothing to steal, you are just wasting my time,” said Sen. Paul, who added that he was currently finding “some great stuff” in the novel “The Fault in Our Stars.”
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Posted on 6/9/14 at 2:58 pm to RollTide4Ever
Well played senator. Edit: just clicked the article.....cheap
This post was edited on 6/9/14 at 3:04 pm
Posted on 6/9/14 at 2:59 pm to RollTide4Ever
Who cares what the clown says? for that matter who cars what she writes either? God is this the best America can produce?
Posted on 6/9/14 at 2:59 pm to RollTide4Ever
"Challenge accepted" Joe Biden
Posted on 6/9/14 at 3:00 pm to RollTide4Ever
The article is satirical
Posted on 6/9/14 at 3:01 pm to RollTide4Ever
quote:
“I read it, and honestly, I didn’t find anything in it worth plagiarizing.”
Posted on 6/9/14 at 3:01 pm to DosManos
Posted on 6/9/14 at 3:02 pm to Zantrix
Well I don't think some knew that.
Posted on 6/9/14 at 3:04 pm to JEAUXBLEAUX
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Who cares what the clown says?
The Duke-trained opthalmologist is a clown?
Posted on 6/9/14 at 3:05 pm to RollTide4Ever
This is awesome.
Now this is red meat I can sink my teeth into.
Now this is red meat I can sink my teeth into.
Posted on 6/9/14 at 3:20 pm to RollTide4Ever
quote:
Look, if you write six hundred and fifty-six pages and give me nothing to steal, you are just wasting my time
Posted on 6/9/14 at 3:21 pm to GumboPot
bah, it's not real. Oh well...
Posted on 6/9/14 at 3:22 pm to JEAUXBLEAUX
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Who cares what the clown says? for that matter who cars what she writes either? God is this the best America can produce?
Unfortunately when you have a president who has a "beer summit", annual NCAA bracket picks, and is known more for what rappers visit the WH than what foreign leaders visit....this sort of shite is news.
Posted on 6/9/14 at 3:26 pm to RollTide4Ever
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bah, it's not real. Oh well...
I was beginning to fall for it until I clicked the link and saw the title of the column "The News Reshuffled" and the author's avatar:
Posted on 6/9/14 at 3:26 pm to RollTide4Ever
That's a pretty damn funny dialogue
Posted on 6/9/14 at 3:33 pm to RollTide4Ever
I shouldn't be amazed that people still fall for obvious satire.
Posted on 6/9/14 at 3:40 pm to cwill
I wish this was real. That's what makes it great satire. It's just ludicrous enough that you want it to be true while being just reasonable enough that you could believe it to be true if from a legitimate website.
Posted on 6/9/14 at 3:41 pm to kingbob
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I wish this was real.
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