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Man's Penis Mistaken For For Bag Of Vegetables: Cops
Posted on 6/6/14 at 9:51 am
Posted on 6/6/14 at 9:51 am
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A Florida man is accused of covering his exposed penis with a plastic bag and rubbing against an unsuspecting woman at a farmer's market.
Luis Gonzaga, 77, was arrested Wednesday at the Volusia County Fairgrounds in Volusia County, Florida, the Orlando Sentinel reports.
A witness told police that around 9:30 a.m., she saw Gonzaga expose himself, cover up his genitals with a plastic bag, then removed it after getting in line behind a woman. The woman said she felt "what she assumed was a bag of produce" touch her twice from behind, according to the Sentinel.
When the witness shouted to alert the woman to what was happening, Gonzaga allegedly tried to run away, but other shoppers stopped him and held him until law enforcement arrived.
Gonzaga allegedly denied the accusations, saying he is impotent, WESH reported. He was charged with lewd or lascivious exhibition, indecent exposure and battery.
This post was edited on 6/6/14 at 9:53 am
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Posted on 6/6/14 at 9:52 am to arseinclarse
IWHI
Posted on 6/6/14 at 9:53 am to arseinclarse
A good, old fashioned fruit basket!
Posted on 6/6/14 at 9:54 am to arseinclarse
Sounds like he got himself in a pickle.
Posted on 6/6/14 at 9:54 am to arseinclarse
Is that a carrot in my arse or are you happy to see me?
Posted on 6/6/14 at 9:55 am to arseinclarse
?
Posted on 6/6/14 at 9:57 am to arseinclarse
Posted on 6/6/14 at 9:58 am to arseinclarse
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The woman said she felt "what she assumed was a bag of produce" touch her twice from behind
Unfortunately for the perpetrator, she thought it was a baby carrot.
Posted on 6/6/14 at 10:15 am to arseinclarse
Not the ol cover your penis with a plastic bag and rub it on women trick again.
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