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Posted on 5/23/14 at 7:47 am
Posted by sealawyer
Coonassganistan
Member since Nov 2012
3138 posts
Posted on 5/23/14 at 7:47 am
I am sitting on a plane to some Yankee shithole, and my bored self wanders across a Skymall magazine.

In short, i have concluded that this has to be a comedy magazine, designed to ease the fears of nervous flyers.

Who in the frick needs a Roomba for their grill?

Or whatever the frick this is.

Have any OT first class ballers ever purchased anything from this?
Posted by DaphneTigah
Flying under the radar.
Member since Dec 2007
4980 posts
Posted on 5/23/14 at 7:48 am to
Negative. It's a germ magnet.
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79235 posts
Posted on 5/23/14 at 7:49 am to
Skymall is gross, but the stuff is cool to look at. I like those companies that sell ridiculous crap.
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86500 posts
Posted on 5/23/14 at 7:50 am to
Pretty neat stuff to look at when you're bored on a plane.

Would never buy any of it though.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117720 posts
Posted on 5/23/14 at 7:51 am to
I've only purchased the white noise machine.

Everything else looks dumb.
Posted by sealawyer
Coonassganistan
Member since Nov 2012
3138 posts
Posted on 5/23/14 at 7:51 am to
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bored on a plane.


I think you might be on to it here. I burnt like 20 minutes looking through it.
Posted by TexasTiger1185
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2011
13070 posts
Posted on 5/23/14 at 7:53 am to
I love how expensive shite is
Posted by TigerHam85
59-024 Kamehameha Highway
Member since Nov 2009
31493 posts
Posted on 5/23/14 at 7:53 am to
What Yankee shithole?
Posted by sealawyer
Coonassganistan
Member since Nov 2012
3138 posts
Posted on 5/23/14 at 7:54 am to
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What Yankee shithole?


Philly, then driving to New Jersey.

Friend's memorial day party. Not sure why I agree to shite like this.
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86500 posts
Posted on 5/23/14 at 7:56 am to
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Friend's memorial day party


Wait...you live in New Orleans, have to fly to Pennsylvania, then drive to New Jersey..for a frickin memorial day party?

Wedding I can see, bachelor party too. Parent's birthday, kid's college graduation..whatever. A memorial day party? When dude invited me to that I would have laughed in his face.
Posted by sealawyer
Coonassganistan
Member since Nov 2012
3138 posts
Posted on 5/23/14 at 7:57 am to
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Wedding I can see, bachelor party too. Parent's birthday, kid's college graduation..whatever. A memorial day party? When dude invited me to that I would have laughed in his face.


It's usually a rager of fairly epic proportions. I'll travel for a good party.
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86500 posts
Posted on 5/23/14 at 7:59 am to
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It's usually a rager of fairly epic proportions. I'll travel for a good party


If you live in NO and have any friends I imagine there will be some fairly solid parties a little closer to your home than New Jersey.
Posted by trillhog
Elite Membership
Member since Jul 2011
19407 posts
Posted on 5/23/14 at 7:59 am to
it's where i get my gifts for people.
Posted by sealawyer
Coonassganistan
Member since Nov 2012
3138 posts
Posted on 5/23/14 at 8:00 am to
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I imagine there will be some fairly solid parties a little closer to your home than New Jersey.


You aren't wrong on that note. Like I said, not sure why I agree to this shite...
Posted by jordan21210
Member since Apr 2009
13386 posts
Posted on 5/23/14 at 8:00 am to
If you bought everything in a SkyMall, you would never have problems ever.

ETA: and one of your walls would be a giant cross word puzzle.
This post was edited on 5/23/14 at 8:05 am
Posted by htownjeep
Republic of Texas
Member since Jun 2005
7612 posts
Posted on 5/23/14 at 8:02 am to
quote:

Have any OT first class ballers ever purchased anything from this?

Hell no. I just plug into the plane's wifi as soon as possible and surf, listen to music or watch tv/movies.
Posted by JumpingTheShark
America
Member since Nov 2012
22907 posts
Posted on 5/23/14 at 8:05 am to
The zombie statue is one of my favorites

Posted by Mootsman
Charlotte, NC
Member since Oct 2012
6025 posts
Posted on 5/23/14 at 8:05 am to
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Or whatever the frick this is.


TSA would never let you utilize that even if you paid the $800.00 for it to take on a commercial flight.
Posted by Brageous
Member since Jul 2008
107724 posts
Posted on 5/23/14 at 8:06 am to
You can find everything in skymall somewhere else on the internet for a lot cheaper.
Posted by CapitalCityTiger
Red Stick
Member since Feb 2011
2705 posts
Posted on 5/23/14 at 8:09 am to
Skymall is purely for entertainment purposes of course. Unless you are in severe need for a Harry Potter replica wand.
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