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Mexican Players Will Not Score at the World Cup

Posted on 5/21/14 at 12:53 pm
Posted by WarSlamEagle
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Member since Sep 2011
24611 posts
Posted on 5/21/14 at 12:53 pm
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Mexico coach Miguel Herrera is leaving nothing to chance as he plots his side's World Cup assault and has set out some ground rules his players must abide by off the field.

Tasked with ensuring his players perform to their optimum in a tough group featuring hosts Brazil, Cameroon and Croatia, Herrera is leaving nothing to chance.

That includes banning his 23-man squad from having sex or drinking alcohol during the World Cup.

"If a player can not endure a month or 20 days without having intercourse, then you are not prepared to be a professional," Herrera told Mexican newspaper Reforma.

"Let’s play a World Cup, we’re not going to a party."
Posted by joey barton
Member since Feb 2011
11468 posts
Posted on 5/21/14 at 12:57 pm to
Sounds like no neck Herrera is taking his frustrations out on the team

Carlos Vela shows up to the team hotel with O/U 7 hookers?
Posted by Keys Open Doors
In hiding with Tupac & XXXTentacion
Member since Dec 2008
31909 posts
Posted on 5/21/14 at 1:00 pm to
Vela is going to bang more hookers than an Arab sheik in the meantime, all while drinking a bottle of rum and tequila a day.
Posted by pvilleguru
Member since Jun 2009
60453 posts
Posted on 5/21/14 at 1:00 pm to
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"If a player can not endure a month or 20 days without having intercourse, then you are not prepared to be a professional,"

Actually, having sex can make you better.
Posted by WarSlamEagle
Manchester United Fan
Member since Sep 2011
24611 posts
Posted on 5/21/14 at 1:03 pm to
Shhhhhhhhhhhh.
Posted by pvilleguru
Member since Jun 2009
60453 posts
Posted on 5/21/14 at 1:06 pm to
Hell, there's no way Mehico makes it out of the group no matter how many whores they give STDs to.
Posted by rdw1690
Member since Mar 2010
6469 posts
Posted on 5/21/14 at 1:11 pm to
He didn't say anything about no circle jerks though.
Posted by joey barton
Member since Feb 2011
11468 posts
Posted on 5/21/14 at 2:22 pm to
It's not like they need to leave the team to find a Brazilian transvestite
Posted by thenry712
Zasullia, Ukraine
Member since Nov 2008
15795 posts
Posted on 5/21/14 at 5:16 pm to
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It's not like they need to leave the team to find a Brazilian transvestite



Posted by cwil177
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2011
28432 posts
Posted on 5/21/14 at 6:35 pm to
Now that Miguel Ponce has been added to the squad, that makes 2 American born players on the Mexican team. Not sure who the other is. Just a fact I saw today.
Posted by Jwho77
cyperspace
Member since Sep 2003
76676 posts
Posted on 5/21/14 at 10:27 pm to
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Brazilian transvestite


I think those concerns might be the real reason for the sex ban. Nothing like a "Mexico player caught in bed with a tranny" to ruin their blossoming world title dreams...
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