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Frank Relationship Advice from a 98 Year Old Woman

Posted on 5/20/14 at 7:03 pm
Posted by damnedoldtigah
Middle of Louisiana
Member since Jan 2014
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Posted on 5/20/14 at 7:03 pm
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Neat read from a previous edition of Esquire. Check out above link, read, and let's hear from you.
This post was edited on 5/20/14 at 7:04 pm
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 5/20/14 at 7:07 pm to
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[lowers her voice.] His ding-dong was very small. So he went for an operation and they made it bigger.


Posted by glassman
Next to the beer taps at Finn's
Member since Oct 2008
116133 posts
Posted on 5/20/14 at 7:08 pm to
She is 100% correct.
Posted by Thurber
NWLA
Member since Aug 2013
15402 posts
Posted on 5/20/14 at 7:09 pm to
Interesting
Posted by forksup
Member since Dec 2013
8817 posts
Posted on 5/20/14 at 7:10 pm to
Gold digger, home wrecker, loves sex (nothing wrong with this), but doesn't want her daughter to end up like her...

There's some good stuff in there, but IMO it's a bit much. I guess what I'm trying to say is... WNHI + Not wife material.
This post was edited on 5/20/14 at 7:15 pm
Posted by Lloyd Christmas
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2005
4283 posts
Posted on 5/20/14 at 7:13 pm to
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So he went for an operation and they made it bigger.


If they had good surgeries for this, every guy would be walking around with a 20 inch dong
Posted by TheOcean
#honeyfriedchicken
Member since Aug 2004
42483 posts
Posted on 5/20/14 at 7:17 pm to
That was the best part.

Were there really been penis enlargement surgeries performed decades ago? frick that
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
68508 posts
Posted on 5/20/14 at 7:20 pm to
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If you haven’t got that feeling, and he hasn’t got that feeling, get a divorce. It’s the only way. You’re better off alone.

That's horrible advice.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134865 posts
Posted on 5/20/14 at 7:25 pm to
She got married the first time when she was 8?

Not sure I would take her advice.
Posted by Casty McBoozer
your mom's fat arse
Member since Sep 2005
35495 posts
Posted on 5/20/14 at 7:28 pm to
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married three times

Why would I listen to anything this woman has to say about relationships?
Posted by TheOcean
#honeyfriedchicken
Member since Aug 2004
42483 posts
Posted on 5/20/14 at 7:30 pm to
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That's horrible advice.
Posted by BabyrayS2k
Member since Nov 2012
778 posts
Posted on 5/20/14 at 7:43 pm to
Sounds like an old gold digging whore to me. Actually she sounded about like 99% of women.
Posted by ladytiger118
Member since Aug 2009
20922 posts
Posted on 5/20/14 at 7:52 pm to
I agree with everything she said.
Posted by glassman
Next to the beer taps at Finn's
Member since Oct 2008
116133 posts
Posted on 5/20/14 at 7:52 pm to
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Sounds like an old gold digging whore to me. Actually she sounded about like 99% of women.


No deep sexual connection is a recipe for failure.
Posted by Bunk Moreland
Member since Dec 2010
53362 posts
Posted on 5/20/14 at 7:53 pm to
I tend to agree, but at what age does that start going out the window?
Posted by glassman
Next to the beer taps at Finn's
Member since Oct 2008
116133 posts
Posted on 5/20/14 at 7:56 pm to
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at what age does that start going out the window?


I guess it is different for all people. I'm certainly not there yet and won't be there for a long time.
Posted by ladytiger118
Member since Aug 2009
20922 posts
Posted on 5/20/14 at 8:01 pm to
It should always be an important part of a relationship, whether you're 20 or 80.
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
68508 posts
Posted on 5/20/14 at 8:10 pm to
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I agree with everything she said.

She was pretty much saying if you hit a sexual rut (Which happens in EVERY marriage at some point) to divorce each other. That's shitty advice.
Posted by trillhog
Elite Membership
Member since Jul 2011
19407 posts
Posted on 5/20/14 at 8:13 pm to
I agree, sounds like a old whore to me
Posted by Geauxld Finger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2005
31724 posts
Posted on 5/20/14 at 8:14 pm to
What a dirty old whore
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