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This Might Be The Most Frivolous Lawsuit of All Time
Posted on 5/19/14 at 5:43 pm
Posted on 5/19/14 at 5:43 pm
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A Manhattan man is suing the city of New York, along with a coffee chain, a New Jersey university, and an airport, for $2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000. No, that's not a typo
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Here’s a math question: what is one trillion, times one trillion, times one trillion, times two?
The answer is the amount that a Manhattan man is suing New York City, Au Bon Pain, Hoboken University, LaGuardia Airport, the MTA, and thousands of others for, all over an alleged dog bite.
Anton Purisima filed his two undecillion dollar lawsuit (that’s $2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000) last month, after his middle finger was supposedly bitten and infected by a “rabies-infected” dog on a city bus. A “Chinese couple” took photos of him without asking, Gothamist reports, and he’s routinely overcharged for coffee at LaGuardia Airport. (This is apparently related to the dog bite.)
Purisima has previously sued the People’s Republic of China and several major banks including Wells Fargo, JP Morgan and Wachovia.
This post was edited on 5/19/14 at 5:43 pm
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Posted on 5/19/14 at 5:44 pm to Displaced
Nice
Posted on 5/19/14 at 5:44 pm to Displaced
The lawyer should lose his license for this case.
Posted on 5/19/14 at 5:45 pm to Displaced
Go big or go home
Posted on 5/19/14 at 5:46 pm to JumpingTheShark
maybe he is hoping they will settle for half?
Posted on 5/19/14 at 5:47 pm to Displaced
Go big or go home baw
Posted on 5/19/14 at 5:48 pm to Displaced
Joe Rogan wouldn't have gotten bit.
Posted on 5/19/14 at 5:52 pm to Displaced
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This is how much sellable stuff there is in the world:
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This is the estimated economic value of all goods and services produced by humanity since we first evolved:
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Even if Au Bon Pain conquers the planet and puts everyone to work for them from now until the stars die, they wouldn't make a dent in the bill.
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This post was edited on 5/19/14 at 5:54 pm
Posted on 5/19/14 at 5:59 pm to SaltyMcKracker
Posted on 5/19/14 at 6:01 pm to Ortho Reb
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The lawyer should lose his license for this case
Probably self-represented.
Posted on 5/19/14 at 6:06 pm to Displaced
This guy is smart.
High balling them on the first turn.
Nice.
High balling them on the first turn.
Nice.
Posted on 5/19/14 at 6:10 pm to JumpingTheShark
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Go big or go home
He's going to go home regardless.
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