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What's your crazy ex story? Anybody make the mistake and date crazy?

Posted on 5/15/14 at 3:46 pm
Posted by Moustache
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Posted on 5/15/14 at 3:46 pm
Unfortunately, the craziest story I have is my first girlfriend was bi-polar. Major daddy issues. I was young and dumb. Luckily, nothing too crazy happened other than the typical suicide threat during the breakup.

Any bona-fide crazy stories for you, OT?


for reference, this would be considered crazy:






Posted by I Love Bama
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Posted on 5/15/14 at 3:47 pm to
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Anybody make the mistake and date crazy


Yep. Most of us like good sex.
Posted by BRgetthenet
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Posted on 5/15/14 at 3:47 pm to
Posted by Moustache
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Posted on 5/15/14 at 3:48 pm to
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Yep. Most of us like good sex.


Touche
Posted by SouthOfSouth
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Posted on 5/15/14 at 3:49 pm to
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Yep. Most of us like good sex.


It's amazing how much the two coincide.
Posted by I Love Bama
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Posted on 5/15/14 at 3:50 pm to
Posted by Clyde Tipton
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Posted on 5/15/14 at 3:51 pm to
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Posted by northshorebamaman
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Posted on 5/15/14 at 3:52 pm to
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date crazy

Hell, I married crazy.
Posted by Moustache
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Posted on 5/15/14 at 3:53 pm to
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Hell, I married crazy.


common mistake these days.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Posted on 5/15/14 at 3:53 pm to
Got back to my apartment late one night, after I enter but before I turn on a light a dark figure rushes at me screaming with a kitchen knife.

I reflexively administer an overhand right to dark figure's jaw.

My crazy arse GF with the now broken jaw was convinced that my business trip was a romantic rendezvous because my return flight had a two hour weather delay.

Dumped her as soon she got back home from having her jaw wired.
Posted by Cole Beer
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Posted on 5/15/14 at 3:53 pm to
Not sure I have a great story, but my ex (who I dated twice during seperate times for stretches) had a crazy side. Had several tats and had a sexual appetite better than mine. Like, if I wanted to watch sports or do something else other than sex, she would literally get pissed off.

And she loved to do it in our apartment pool, out in public at night. She didn't give a care. She is also into chicks and got really turned on by being choked and watching porn during sex, shite like that.
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
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Posted on 5/15/14 at 3:53 pm to
Dated a sympathy queen once and compulsive liar. Lied about the whole pregnancy thing during break up. Obvious text 'from the hospital' for various life or death medical conditions during break up. Last straw was staging a rape scene on my front lawn while she was supposedly bring me proof she was really pregnant. After that got a criminal trespass warning. Got a few crazy emails after that which I never responded and luckily that ended it.

The only thing that sucks is that secks hasn't been the same since. Why do those two have to go hand in hand so much??? What's the connection?
This post was edited on 5/15/14 at 3:56 pm
Posted by belowmebama
Member since Jul 2008
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Posted on 5/15/14 at 3:55 pm to
Girl I dated before I met my wife was cuckoo. She would email my wife when we were dating that I had taken her to Florida on vacation (when I was hanging out with my now wife that whole weekend), and how much I told her I loved her all the time. She would also tell her in email that I was getting ready to break up with her because I wanted to get back together.

Certified Nuts but boy she gave the meanest BJ I've ever had. Pinned her hair back and pony tailed like she was Rambo going into combat.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Posted on 5/15/14 at 3:55 pm to
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What's the connection?


Inhibitions

Sex is better without them and crazy can't control them.
Posted by BRgetthenet
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Posted on 5/15/14 at 3:55 pm to
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She didn't give a care.



Posted by Clyde Tipton
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Posted on 5/15/14 at 3:56 pm to
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staging a rape scene on my front lawn while she was supposedly bring me proof she was really pregnant.


I'm impressed.
Posted by Moustache
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Posted on 5/15/14 at 3:56 pm to
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Got back to my apartment late one night, after I enter but before I turn on a light a dark figure rushes at me screaming with a kitchen knife.

I reflexively administer an overhand right to dark figure's jaw.

My crazy arse GF with the now broken jaw was convinced that my business trip was a romantic rendezvous because my return flight had a two hour weather delay.

Dumped her as soon she got back home from having her jaw wired.


frick. I'm surprised you didn't get popped for domestic violence considering how terrible the law is in favor of the male regarding this shite.
Posted by Boomtown
Member since Jan 2014
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Posted on 5/15/14 at 3:56 pm to
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Dumped her as soon she got back home from having her jaw wired.


Well that escalated quickly
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
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Posted on 5/15/14 at 3:57 pm to
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Last straw was staging a rape scene on my front lawn while she was supposedly bring me proof she was really pregnant.

Posted by Moustache
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Member since May 2008
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Posted on 5/15/14 at 3:57 pm to
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Last straw was staging a rape scene on my front lawn while she was supposedly bring me proof she was really pregnant. After that got a criminal trespass warning. Got a few crazy emails after that which I never responded and luckily that ended it.


This is despicable. Women should be punished just as bad as a rapist would for claiming false rape.
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