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re: What's your crazy ex story? Anybody make the mistake and date crazy?
Posted on 5/15/14 at 6:28 pm to Moustache
Posted on 5/15/14 at 6:28 pm to Moustache
Not me but my younger brother has one.
This chick was crazy as shite. We finally convinced him to dump her but then during Spring Break while he was home from college they started screwing again. On the night he was supposed to be heading back to school we got a call from him to come to a motel 20 minutes away.
When we got there him and his best friend were there and my brothers car had the windows busted out, dents in the hood and quarter paneling and another girls name written in sharpie all of his front wind shield.
I guess his ex was meeting him at the hotel but had found out he was also hanging out with some other chick. So she went batshit crazy and fricked up his car while he was in the motel room waiting for her
This chick was crazy as shite. We finally convinced him to dump her but then during Spring Break while he was home from college they started screwing again. On the night he was supposed to be heading back to school we got a call from him to come to a motel 20 minutes away.
When we got there him and his best friend were there and my brothers car had the windows busted out, dents in the hood and quarter paneling and another girls name written in sharpie all of his front wind shield.
I guess his ex was meeting him at the hotel but had found out he was also hanging out with some other chick. So she went batshit crazy and fricked up his car while he was in the motel room waiting for her
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Posted on 5/15/14 at 6:31 pm to Moustache
Had an ex call me once 3 months after our breakup claiming she was pregnant and it was mine (pretty much impossible because we always used condoms). I asked why it had taken her so long to tell me and she said she just found out (after supposedly being pregnant for 3 months). I called her on the BS and told her to come to my place and take a pregnancy test. She sent me a picture of a positive test and I told her I would buy one and she would take it in my presence. She agreed, but claimed she was on her way out of town for work and would take it when she got back. On the work trip she "miscarried" and claimed the stress of me not believing her caused it. Yep. Crazy gonna crazy. 
Posted on 5/15/14 at 6:32 pm to GatorReb
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When we got there him and his best friend were there and my brothers car had the windows busted out, dents in the hood and quarter paneling and another girls name written in sharpie all of his front wind shield.
So she listened to a Carrie Underwood song and did the exact same thing.
Posted on 5/15/14 at 6:43 pm to lsuwontonwrap
Dated a batshit crazy girl in college. She lived with her aunt and no visible means of employment. One day we bought some live crawfish and started boiling them in the house. The aunt got pissed because it was stinking up the house. After the aunt went to bed (she worked nights as a nurse) my girlfriend proceeded to dump the remaining 5 lbs of live crawfish on top of her aunt while in bed. I GTF out of there pretty fast and never looked back. 
Posted on 5/15/14 at 6:55 pm to bleeng
Uh...I hope that the water wasn't boiling.
Posted on 5/15/14 at 6:58 pm to GatorReb
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best friend
The call went "come over here now because ******** has done fricked up my car"
I couldn't help but laugh watching your parents ream him
Posted on 5/15/14 at 7:01 pm to Moustache
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Anybody make the mistake and date crazy?
Nope. Can't say that I have.
Posted on 5/15/14 at 7:28 pm to 9Fiddy
I had one that was pretty crazy. She always wanted me to beat her head against the steel bed post during sex. I went to gulf shores one time and when I came back I didn't call her. I saw her a month later at a club and she thought we was still dating. She followed us in her car all night until her friends finally convinced her to go home.
Posted on 5/15/14 at 7:31 pm to Moustache
I had one stab me in the leg with a bunch of darts because I beat her at darts. I immediately broke up with her, and she looked at me with a straight face and said "What for?"
Posted on 5/15/14 at 7:32 pm to bleeng
quote:This story is crazy on so many levels.
Dated a batshit crazy girl in college. She lived with her aunt and no visible means of employment. One day we bought some live crawfish and started boiling them in the house. The aunt got pissed because it was stinking up the house. After the aunt went to bed (she worked nights as a nurse) my girlfriend proceeded to dump the remaining 5 lbs of live crawfish on top of her aunt while in bed. I GTF out of there pretty fast and never looked back.
Posted on 5/15/14 at 7:33 pm to Moustache
I love this thread... It makes me feel like I haven't been alone in my struggles and that maybe I didn't have it as bad as I thought
Posted on 5/15/14 at 7:34 pm to Moustache
My last ex accused me of being gay because 6 months into our relationship I had not said I love you yet 
This post was edited on 5/15/14 at 7:34 pm
Posted on 5/15/14 at 7:35 pm to SuperSaint
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It makes me feel like I haven't been alone in my struggles and that maybe I didn't have it as bad as I thought
No kidding. It makes me feel my romantic life has been relatively calm.
Posted on 5/15/14 at 7:36 pm to SG_Geaux
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My last ex accused me of being gay because 6 months into our relationship I had not said I love you yet
just couldn't commit to telling him the "L" word huh?
Posted on 5/15/14 at 7:36 pm to lsuwontonwrap
quote:you used condoms with a GF?? That's weird... Condoms are for random hook ups
(pretty much impossible because we always used condoms).
Posted on 5/15/14 at 7:37 pm to 777Tiger
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just couldn't commit to telling him the "L" word huh?
Saving that for you Pookie
Posted on 5/15/14 at 7:38 pm to SuperSaint
Considering the fact she faked a pregnancy. I'd say he was smart for using condoms with her.
Posted on 5/15/14 at 7:39 pm to Cole Beer
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my ex
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she loved to do it in our apartment pool, out in public at night. She didn't give a care. She is also into chicks and got really turned on by being choked and watching porn during sex, shite like that.
You need to understand the meaning of "sacrifice" son.
Posted on 5/15/14 at 7:58 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
I was at my girlfriends house one night and we had just finished doing the deed on her parents couch.
She went to her room and I was laying on the couch when her younger sister came running in naked and jumped on me and then tried to stab me in the chest with a knife.
I grabbed her wrist and then she grabbed the blade and cut her hand at which time she hollered for her dad and ran back to his room screaming.
Needless to say I hit the road with haste.
She went to her room and I was laying on the couch when her younger sister came running in naked and jumped on me and then tried to stab me in the chest with a knife.
I grabbed her wrist and then she grabbed the blade and cut her hand at which time she hollered for her dad and ran back to his room screaming.
Needless to say I hit the road with haste.
Posted on 5/15/14 at 8:03 pm to SuperSaint
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I love this thread... It makes me feel like I haven't been alone in my struggles and that maybe I didn't have it as bad as I thought
I know it sounds bad but I am pretty sure I will only date "crazy" girls because they are WAY better in bed. I think every girl I have ever dated seriously has had something wrong, at the very least they have had daddy issues.
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