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I Need Your Help ST
Posted on 5/8/14 at 12:57 pm
Posted on 5/8/14 at 12:57 pm
Boss invited me yesterday to a business dinner tonight. I need a solid reason i can't go so I can go home and watch the draft.
And no....I can't just say AIDS....
And no....I can't just say AIDS....
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Posted on 5/8/14 at 12:58 pm to DeathValley85
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Boss invited me
Invite denotes 'not mandatory' in my opinion. Not problem here...tell him thanks, but no thanks.
Posted on 5/8/14 at 1:00 pm to DeathValley85
You just found out your daughter's pregnant
Posted on 5/8/14 at 1:00 pm to DeathValley85
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Boss invited me yesterday to a business dinner tonight.
ask him if the business dinner can be held at hooters and everyone watch the draft, drink beer, get drunk and make lots of business relations
Posted on 5/8/14 at 1:01 pm to DeathValley85
Tell him you already had a date set up for tonight........ with his daughter.
And you have AIDS.
And you have AIDS.
Posted on 5/8/14 at 1:02 pm to Midget Death Squad
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You just found out your daughter's pregnant
"Hey boss....turns out I have daughter...ANDDDD she's pregnant!"
I dunno I think I could do better.
Posted on 5/8/14 at 1:02 pm to JPLIII
Invited to a business dinner. That's an "invitation", but not a good one to casually turn down, depending on your status at the company of course.
Posted on 5/8/14 at 1:04 pm to DeathValley85
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"Hey boss....turns out I have daughter...ANDDDD she's pregnant!"
I dunno I think I could do better.
tell him you just impregnated HIS daughter. guarantee you will be uninvited
Posted on 5/8/14 at 1:04 pm to sicboy
Maybe I can just excuse myself when Mickey and Sean call for advice.
Posted on 5/8/14 at 1:05 pm to Midget Death Squad
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tell him you just impregnated HIS daughter. guarantee you will be uninvited
I'm going to tell him that and then say nah I'm just joking we only do anal.
Posted on 5/8/14 at 1:06 pm to DeathValley85
AIDS is pretty fool-proof, unless you're in the porn industry.
Posted on 5/8/14 at 1:07 pm to DeathValley85
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tell him you just impregnated HIS daughter. guarantee you will be uninvited
I'm going to tell him that and then say nah I'm just joking we only do anal.
Are you a lawyer? Because that's a good tie-in to a joke I heard before....
Posted on 5/8/14 at 1:10 pm to DeathValley85
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tell him you just impregnated HIS daughter. guarantee you will be uninvited
I'm going to tell him that and then say nah I'm just joking we only do anal.
even better. you didn't need our help, just a little push in the right direction.
Posted on 5/8/14 at 1:11 pm to DeathValley85
Say you feel under the weather and you're afraid it might be a stomach bug.
Posted on 5/8/14 at 1:11 pm to DeathValley85
What time is the business dinner? Unless this is an unually late dinner, you should be home in time to catch the Saints pick at 27 anyway
If it will help further you along in the company and advance your career...I'd go. I can DVR the draft. Plus I have a phone that I can keep track of the picks. Plus ALL of my friends would text me the pick anyway
If it will help further you along in the company and advance your career...I'd go. I can DVR the draft. Plus I have a phone that I can keep track of the picks. Plus ALL of my friends would text me the pick anyway
Posted on 5/8/14 at 1:15 pm to SaintLSUnAtl
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What time is the business dinner? Unless this is an unually late dinner, you should be home in time to catch the Saints pick at 27 anyway
Dinner at 6. Best case scenario has me at home by 9:30. I think ill DVR and attempt to avoid "spoilers." Ill likely fail in doing so and just watch the Saints pick and ODB getting drafted.
Posted on 5/8/14 at 1:16 pm to DeathValley85
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Dinner at 6. Best case scenario has me at home by 9:30. I think ill DVR and attempt to avoid "spoilers." Ill likely fail in doing so and just watch the Saints pick and ODB getting drafted.
You're still at work. At 4:30, shite in your pants and tell him that you don't feel so well.
Posted on 5/8/14 at 1:17 pm to DeathValley85
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Dinner at 6. Best case scenario has me at home by 9:30. I think ill DVR and attempt to avoid "spoilers." Ill likely fail in doing so and just watch the Saints pick and ODB getting drafted.
Yeah....I wouldn't be able to do it either
I'd be checking my phone every 10 minutes on the dot. Missing the draft sucks but you have to figure that it won't affect your life in any way whatsoever. Attending this dinner could affect it in a very positive way. There's a reason your boss invited you (let's just hope it wasn't to fire you in a public setting so you don't kick his arse)
Posted on 5/8/14 at 1:18 pm to Chad504boy
that works too
Posted on 5/8/14 at 1:19 pm to Chad504boy
Explosive diarrhea...works every time
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