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It's Shark Week and I want to punch my wife in the kisser

Posted on 5/2/14 at 9:51 pm
Posted by NWarty
Somewhere in the PNW
Member since Sep 2013
2181 posts
Posted on 5/2/14 at 9:51 pm
It's gotten bad folks...

15 years ago, okay, I get it, you're having your period and are all hormonal. Try to comfort and be a decent husband and dude.

Fast forward to yesterday, and she's turned into a goddamned Succubus of irrationality, bitchiness and general "I need to stay the frick away from you" coming from me.

Good God, there should be a Men's shelter of beer and cool shite for when things go south one week out of the month...Holy Christ.

She's 39 and I can't fricking wait for menopause...

Holy shite, Hallelujah (In Clark Griswold voice)

This post was edited on 5/2/14 at 9:52 pm
Posted by TH03
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Posted on 5/2/14 at 9:52 pm to
CSB
Posted by Hot Carl
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Member since Dec 2005
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Posted on 5/2/14 at 9:52 pm to
quote:

my wife
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pics?
Posted by NWarty
Somewhere in the PNW
Member since Sep 2013
2181 posts
Posted on 5/2/14 at 9:52 pm to
Yep, it is. And I need to drink some more beer
Posted by iliveinabox
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Posted on 5/2/14 at 9:52 pm to
Oook
Posted by Hopeful Doc
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Posted on 5/2/14 at 9:52 pm to
frick your title. I thought it turned August.
Posted by GEAUXmedic
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Posted on 5/2/14 at 9:52 pm to
This song is for you

LINK
Posted by auburnu008
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Posted on 5/2/14 at 9:52 pm to
Posted by Hot Carl
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Member since Dec 2005
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Posted on 5/2/14 at 9:53 pm to
But seriously....



























Pics?
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
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Posted on 5/2/14 at 9:53 pm to
Go out drinking
Posted by NWarty
Somewhere in the PNW
Member since Sep 2013
2181 posts
Posted on 5/2/14 at 9:54 pm to
Pics?


Here ya go.

Posted by lsufan_26
Member since Feb 2004
12559 posts
Posted on 5/2/14 at 9:55 pm to
quote:

It's Shark Week and I want to punch my wife in the kisser

Do what you gotta do
Posted by LuckySo-n-So
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Posted on 5/2/14 at 9:55 pm to
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
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Posted on 5/2/14 at 9:55 pm to
quote:

Good God, there should be a Men's shelter of beer and cool shite for when things go south one week out of the month


There are at least 100 of these within a 5 minute walk from my place, they are called bars and nightclubs. You should look into them!
Posted by doublecutter
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6589 posts
Posted on 5/2/14 at 9:56 pm to
Maybe she wants you to fight the bloody battle.
Posted by iliveinabox
in a box
Member since Aug 2011
24115 posts
Posted on 5/2/14 at 9:57 pm to
Likely close to accurate
Posted by NWarty
Somewhere in the PNW
Member since Sep 2013
2181 posts
Posted on 5/2/14 at 9:58 pm to
quote:

Maybe she wants you to fight the bloody battle.


Yeah, that shite changed when we reached 30 and had kids...
Posted by Hater Bait
Tuscaloosa & Gulf Shores
Member since Nov 2012
2871 posts
Posted on 5/2/14 at 9:59 pm to
Preach on brother!

Posted by Boats n Hose
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Member since Apr 2011
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Posted on 5/2/14 at 9:59 pm to
I've never had a gf get bitchy on her period. I've had it used as an excuse for being a bitch here and there, but not really.
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92876 posts
Posted on 5/2/14 at 10:00 pm to
quote:

I've never had a gf get bitchy on her period


If anything they get bitchy before which is why there is a P in PMS....
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