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The worst roommate story in history
Posted on 4/29/14 at 12:58 pm
Posted on 4/29/14 at 12:58 pm
This is really long, but I honestly read it start to finish because of how atrocious it is. It's bad in two ways 1. How fricking bat shite crazy this roommate was and 2. how this dude let it go on for so long.
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Also, we can use this place to discuss shitty roommate stories.
EDIT: Cliffs - this really doesn't do the story justice but here it goes. The guy was probably mentally ill, had a drug problem, sold drugs out the apt, shite in baggies and put them all over the place, shite on the stove and tried to burn it to clean it. Also, his bathroom was a nightmare, shite in the tub till it overflowed. When the guy finally called the cops he was writhing in shite in this bathroom with an open head wound wailing. He had written some crazy shite on his walls with his blood. Seriously, this is the climax and the shite leading up to this is just insane. Read it.
LINK
Also, we can use this place to discuss shitty roommate stories.
EDIT: Cliffs - this really doesn't do the story justice but here it goes. The guy was probably mentally ill, had a drug problem, sold drugs out the apt, shite in baggies and put them all over the place, shite on the stove and tried to burn it to clean it. Also, his bathroom was a nightmare, shite in the tub till it overflowed. When the guy finally called the cops he was writhing in shite in this bathroom with an open head wound wailing. He had written some crazy shite on his walls with his blood. Seriously, this is the climax and the shite leading up to this is just insane. Read it.
This post was edited on 4/29/14 at 1:03 pm
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Posted on 4/29/14 at 12:59 pm to Dixie Normus
Cliffs?
Posted on 4/29/14 at 1:27 pm to Dixie Normus
damn....how the hell did he put up with that for so long? someone beats me while i'm sleeping i'm getting a fricking baseball bat and going to town
This post was edited on 4/29/14 at 1:28 pm
Posted on 4/29/14 at 1:44 pm to Choctaw
I don't feel bad for this guy.
That happens once and the roommate deserves an assbeating and I'm moving out
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He shat in a lot of our fixtures. He would put his shite in baggies and leave them in strange places.
That happens once and the roommate deserves an assbeating and I'm moving out
Posted on 4/29/14 at 1:52 pm to Dixie Normus
BS, no one would put up with that kinda crazy. First off, the stench from the shite & dead animals all over the apartment would've have made it unbearable not only for someone in the house but the neighbors. Not to mention the parties & noise.
Posted on 4/29/14 at 1:55 pm to Dixie Normus
someone posted a story on here awhile back about this guy and his roommate get high one night and the roommate just starts doing his gf right in front of him. Talk about a crazy roommate
Posted on 4/29/14 at 2:07 pm to Dixie Normus
That was great. It was like reading about a train wreck in explicit detail. 
Posted on 4/29/14 at 2:15 pm to DosManos
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Cliffs?
Roommate is crazy. Sells drugs, has crazy parties, leaves his shite (both figuratively and literally) everywhere, draws Satanic words and symbols on the wall, throws his moldy furniture everywhere, has a psychotic breakdown.
You should really read the whole thing.
Posted on 4/29/14 at 2:16 pm to Dixie Normus
Isn't this like a decade old?
damn, good guess, 2004.
Even though I always thought it was fake it's still entertaining to read if you never have
damn, good guess, 2004.
Even though I always thought it was fake it's still entertaining to read if you never have
This post was edited on 4/29/14 at 2:18 pm
Posted on 4/29/14 at 2:16 pm to Jet12
:boobs:
Posted on 4/29/14 at 2:17 pm to Dixie Normus
one of my roommates wouldn't clean his room and got his dad to do it for him. It smelt like butthole in his room 24/7. Another one didn't do the dishes, but we never did dishes and we blamed him because he was there.
Posted on 4/29/14 at 2:18 pm to Dixie Normus
I had a roommate that got stoned/drunk on his birthday. He went in the bathroom to take a dump and completely missed the toilet. A couple hrs later my other roommate went in the bathroom to take a leak and stepped right in it. Hilarity ensued.
Posted on 4/29/14 at 2:23 pm to Dixie Normus
quote:
EDIT: Cliffs - this really doesn't do the story justice but here it goes. The guy was probably mentally ill, had a drug problem, sold drugs out the apt, shite in baggies and put them all over the place, shite on the stove and tried to burn it to clean it. Also, his bathroom was a nightmare, shite in the tub till it overflowed. When the guy finally called the cops he was writhing in shite in this bathroom with an open head wound wailing. He had written some crazy shite on his walls with his blood. Seriously, this is the climax and the shite leading up to this is just insane. Read it.
What
In
The
Actual
frick
?
Posted on 4/29/14 at 2:23 pm to Dixie Normus
I love the part where he lets his tarantula run free and assures the guy that he "tamed it"
Posted on 4/29/14 at 2:24 pm to dualed
If this story is true, the roommate that wrote this must be the biggest bitch on earth. How does anyone allow any of this to go on where they live?
Posted on 4/29/14 at 2:26 pm to Ed Osteen
He should've gotten that guy in a mental hospital in like week 2 of that stuff.
Posted on 4/29/14 at 2:28 pm to Ed Osteen
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Isn't this like a decade old
I was wondering the same thing when I read the cliffs. Glad I didn't go through the trouble of reading the whole story over again.
Posted on 4/29/14 at 2:30 pm to Dixie Normus
Roomate in the OP probably had schizophrenia.
Posted on 4/29/14 at 2:32 pm to dualed
Yeah this story is old as hell.
Posted on 4/29/14 at 2:41 pm to Dixie Normus
This guy isn't a beta, he is a mega beta.
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