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Sheriff: Suspected burglar found dead in business' kitchen vent

Posted on 4/19/14 at 9:22 pm
Posted by NorthshoreTiger76
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Posted on 4/19/14 at 9:22 pm
I am trying not to laugh

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Posted by Breaux
Member since Nov 2005
3968 posts
Posted on 4/19/14 at 9:27 pm to
What the fellas be yellin
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 4/19/14 at 9:28 pm to
quote:

identified the suspect as 44-year-old/quote]

44 years old and he's trying to sneak into a vent for a burglary.

I'm honestly amazed he made it to 44.

[quote]An autopsy will be conducted to determine the cause of death.


The cause of death was being a world-class dumbass beyond description.
This post was edited on 4/19/14 at 9:29 pm
Posted by Btrtigerfan
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Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 4/19/14 at 9:30 pm to
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An autopsy will be conducted to determine the cause of death.


He was exhausted.
Posted by Puck82
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2009
23648 posts
Posted on 4/19/14 at 9:31 pm to
About 10 years ago in Natchez they found a skeleton in the chimney of a building they were remodeling. Guy had been in there for decades.
This post was edited on 4/19/14 at 9:32 pm
Posted by StealthCalais11
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Posted on 4/19/14 at 9:32 pm to
LOL
Posted by BayouBengals03
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Posted on 4/19/14 at 9:32 pm to
quote:

He was exhausted.

:rimshot:
This post was edited on 4/19/14 at 9:33 pm
Posted by soccerfüt
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Member since May 2013
65701 posts
Posted on 4/19/14 at 9:49 pm to
Around 1995 in Slidell a corpse was found in the vent of a restaraunt at the intersection of I-10 and Old Spanish Trail. He was well-done.
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
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Posted on 4/19/14 at 9:51 pm to
Posted by drewnbrla
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Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 4/19/14 at 9:58 pm to
quote:

An autopsy will be conducted to determine the cause of death.


Death by shaft.
Posted by CaptainsWafer
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Posted on 4/19/14 at 9:59 pm to
You damn right.
Posted by NorthshoreTiger76
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Member since May 2009
80179 posts
Posted on 4/19/14 at 9:59 pm to
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Around 1995 in Slidell a corpse was found in the vent of a restaraunt at the intersection of I-10 and Old Spanish Trail



Ray's Bull Pen??
Posted by hardhead
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Member since Jun 2009
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Posted on 4/19/14 at 10:28 pm to
I hope it wasn't ballzack
Posted by REB BEER
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Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 4/19/14 at 10:34 pm to
That was Abbeville, unless it happened in Natchez too
Posted by Marco Esquandolas
Member since Jul 2013
11426 posts
Posted on 4/20/14 at 12:16 am to
quote:

He was exhausted


Posted by GFunk
Denham Springs
Member since Feb 2011
14966 posts
Posted on 4/20/14 at 12:18 am to
He just needed to vent...
Posted by Puck82
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2009
23648 posts
Posted on 4/20/14 at 12:46 am to
Happened in Natchez also. Was on the Ripleys Believe it or Not.
Posted by noonan
Nassau Bay, TX
Member since Aug 2005
36903 posts
Posted on 4/20/14 at 1:01 am to
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Anyone with information on this matter is asked to contact the Jefferson Parish Sheriff's


I mean, sounds like they have the info. Are they looking for the guys life story?
Posted by iliveinabox
in a box
Member since Aug 2011
24115 posts
Posted on 4/20/14 at 1:05 am to
natural selection?
Posted by skinny domino
sebr
Member since Feb 2007
14341 posts
Posted on 4/20/14 at 2:46 am to
quote:

About 10 years ago in Natchez they found a skeleton in the chimney of a building they were remodeling. Guy had been in there for decades.
Sounds just like a NCIS show from 2008.
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