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12 Super-Dark Origins Behind Your Favorite Disney Movies

Posted on 4/16/14 at 11:41 am
Posted by Byron Bojangles III
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Posted on 4/16/14 at 11:41 am
Sleeping Beauty WTF

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1. The Little Mermaid

When mermaids die, they turn to sea foam and cease to exist. In the original fairy tale, the prince falls in love with a different girl, breaking the Little Mermaid’s heart. She’s faced with a dilemma: If she slays the prince and lets his blood drip on her feet, she’ll turn back into a mermaid. Ultimately, she can’t bring herself to do the deed, and instead flings herself into the ocean, transforming into sea foam.

2. Cinderella

The original Cinderella fairy tale is completely disgusting. When neither of her stepsisters can fit into Cindy’s slipper, one of them cuts off her toe and the other cuts off her heel to fool the prince. Later, Cinderella has her magic birds peck out her sisters’ eyes as punishment for their deceit. Oh, and she also slams the lid of a chest on her stepmother’s neck, breaking it and killing her. Damn, CInderella, you bad.

3. The Lion King

Even though The Lion King is completely plagiarized from a Japanese cartoon, Disney claims it’s based on Shakespeare’s Hamlet — a play in which pretty much everybody dies. In the climax, Hamlet (the character Simba is based on) is stabbed to death with a poison blade. Hakuna matata!

4. Aladdin and the King of Thieves

The original Aladdin’s source material is pretty tame, but the movie’s second sequel has darker origins. In Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves, the character Cassim (Aladdin’s father) is killed and dismembered and his body parts stacked around a treasure cave as a warning to travelers. Later, Cassim’s body is stitched together by a tailor so his family will think he died of natural causes.

5. Sleeping Beauty

In Giambattista Basile’s 1634 work, the prince is unable to wake Sleeping Beauty from her slumber, which is caused by a flax splinter in her finger. So what does the prince do instead? He rapes her and leaves. Sleeping Beauty, still totally unconscious, becomes pregnant and gives birth to twins. One of the twins sucks on her finger, drawing out the splinter and waking his mother. Sleeping Beauty is like, “WTF, whose kids are these?” The end.

6. Hercules

The movie Hercules is based on Greek myths, which are pretty much uniformly messed up. First of all, Zeus tricks Hercules’ mother into having sex with him. Then, as a child, Hercules kills his music tutor with a lyre. Later, he marries Megara, but goes insane and slaughters all of their children. He marries three more times after that and he has countless male lovers.

7. The Fox and the Hound

Oof, this one’s heavy. Don’t even read it. Just skip to number 8.

Anyway, in the original novel, Tod collapses from exhaustion during a hunt and dies. Copper’s alcoholic owner decides to move into a retirement home, but shoots Copper with a shotgun before he leaves. Literally the worst ending imaginable.

8. The Hunchback of Notre Dame

Victor Hugo’s original novel sees Quasimodo betraying Esmeralda after she refuses to love him, which leads to her being hanged in the square. He feels bad, though, and lies with her corpse until he dies of starvation. Their bodies are found 18 months later, and when an attempt is made to separate them, Quasimodo’s bones turn to dust. The world is cruel and wicked, indeed.

9. Pocahontas

Pocahontas was a real person, and her life was kind of sucky. She kinda hated John Smith, who pretty much lied about everything that happened between them. She was also kidnapped, held hostage for a year, renamed Rebecca, paraded around as a propaganda tool, and then died at age 21. And then her grave was destroyed. But isn’t “Colors of the Wind” a great song?

10. Alice in Wonderland

Lewis Carroll wrote Alice in Wonderland as a scathing satire on new controversial mathematic concepts, like imaginary numbers (you know, those things we learned about in high school). Carroll was super conservative and old school, and thought you’d have to be on drugs to believe in such advanced concepts.

11. Peter Pan

In J.M. Barrie’s novel, Peter kills the Lost Boys when they get too old: “The boys on the island vary, of course, in numbers, according as they get killed and so on; and when they seem to be growing up, which is against the rules, Peter thins them out.” Dude, Peter. That’s rude.

12. The Princess and the Frog

In the earliest version of The Frog Prince fairy tale, the frog’s curse is broken when the princess hurls him against a wall. In some versions, the frog’s head is chopped off or his skin is burned. Why any of these acts would break a curse over a simple kiss is anyone’s guess.


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Posted by CocomoLSU
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Posted on 4/16/14 at 11:46 am to
Saw that a couple days ago. Not sure how true some of them are, but kinda cool I guess.
Posted by CaptainsWafer
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Posted on 4/16/14 at 11:50 am to
Thanks for actually posting all 12 and the link.

Posted by Brosef Stalin
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Posted on 4/16/14 at 12:05 pm to
Those old Grimm fairy tales were indeed quite grim.
Posted by AmosMosesAndTwins
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Posted on 4/16/14 at 12:06 pm to
Stuff like this interests the hell out of me for some reason. Live acting versions of these tales, I'd look forward to seeing.
Posted by Napoleon
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Posted on 4/16/14 at 12:09 pm to
damn, some of those are just fricked up children's tales. I know it was mostly to scare kids into doing good. As that is also how religion was presented in those times.
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
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Posted on 4/16/14 at 12:10 pm to
You forgot:

Snow White - In the actual Grimm's fairy tale "Schneewittchen", the prince's kiss doesn't wake her...one of the dwarves drops the coffin and the apple is dislodged from her throat. The evil queen is made to walk on hot coals until she dies.

All Grimm's fairy tales end in: "Und wenn sie nicht gestorben sind, leben sie noch heute" (And if they are not dead, they still live today)
This post was edited on 4/16/14 at 12:12 pm
Posted by Dam Guide
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Posted on 4/16/14 at 12:23 pm to
The sleeping beauty one is hilarious and real, it doesn't end there though. I looked it up on wiki.

Apparently the Prince is actually a King that is married. He goes back to rape her again after she has the kids and finds out she is awake with kids. The Queen finds out about sleeping beauty and the twins. The Queen orders her cook to cook the kids and then feeds it to her husband telling him some shite about feeding him his own. Cook really switched out the kids for lamb. Queen then brings Sleeping Beauty to town to burn her at the stake. King finds out and burns the Queen instead and gets rid of the people who helped the queen. Cook gets a reward and the King marries sleeping beauty.
This post was edited on 4/16/14 at 12:53 pm
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
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Posted on 4/16/14 at 12:28 pm to
never mind
This post was edited on 4/16/14 at 12:30 pm
Posted by LoveThatMoney
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Posted on 4/16/14 at 12:39 pm to
Pretty sure the Alice in Wonderland one is way the frick off.
Posted by SG_Geaux
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Posted on 4/16/14 at 12:40 pm to
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Sleeping Beauty WTF



You should read The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty by Anne Rice
Posted by Bamatab
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Posted on 4/16/14 at 12:55 pm to
In the original novel of Peter Pan, doesn't he basically stalk Wendy's decendants forever? That is pretty creepy also, iyam.
Posted by Freauxzen
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Posted on 4/16/14 at 1:08 pm to
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Pretty sure the Alice in Wonderland one is way the frick off.


Yeah, Caroll was messing with Language not math.
Posted by Dr RC
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Posted on 4/16/14 at 1:08 pm to
quote:

Pretty sure the Alice in Wonderland one is way the frick off.


actually it might not be

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Yeah, Caroll was messing with Language not math.


IRL he was a moderately accomplished mathematician

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This post was edited on 4/16/14 at 1:11 pm
Posted by Freauxzen
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Posted on 4/16/14 at 1:17 pm to
quote:

actually it might not be


quote:

IRL he was a moderately accomplished mathematician


Right he was a mathematician (that's well known), but, at least the way I was taught it, in college no less, was an examination of meaning and language. Hence the duality of the worlds and Alice as the changing symbolic truth between two. The consequences of relativism, etc. I mean, obviously the math thing is right, I've just never taken that angle on the book.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Posted on 4/16/14 at 1:21 pm to
quote:

The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty by Anne Rice


Posted by Dr RC
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Posted on 4/16/14 at 1:38 pm to
quote:

Right he was a mathematician (that's well known), but, at least the way I was taught it, in college no less, was an examination of meaning and language. Hence the duality of the worlds and Alice as the changing symbolic truth between two. The consequences of relativism, etc. I mean, obviously the math thing is right, I've just never taken that angle on the book.


I'm going to go out on a limb and assume that most English teachers don't exactly have the mathematical knowledge needed to even think of that sort of critique.

I haven't done any research into that theory past the quick wiki check though so its possible those who push that interpretation were just talking out their asses.
This post was edited on 4/16/14 at 1:40 pm
Posted by ladytiger118
Member since Aug 2009
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Posted on 4/16/14 at 1:45 pm to
Sleeping Beauty
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