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Dont waste your money on NOAH
Posted on 4/11/14 at 1:46 pm
Posted on 4/11/14 at 1:46 pm
Worst movie I have possibly ever seen. Stone Giants help Noah build the ark? Russell Crowe as Noah going around in jeans? What a crock. I wasted 10 bucks last night.
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Posted on 4/11/14 at 1:47 pm to Pavoloco83
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Stone Giants help Noah build the ark?
Posted on 4/11/14 at 1:48 pm to Pavoloco83
so you hated it for it's historical inaccuracy and believability...lol okay.
Posted on 4/11/14 at 1:51 pm to Hugo Stiglitz
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so you hated it for it's historical inaccuracy and believability...lol okay
That's quite the leap. Seems like he hated it because it didn't follow closely to the original story, that is pretty well known. Most people don't like when a movie is supposed to bring to life a book, and then is totally different.
Posted on 4/11/14 at 1:51 pm to Hugo Stiglitz
Where the frick we're the cranes, nail guns, and chainsaws?
Posted on 4/11/14 at 1:51 pm to Pavoloco83
Yeah man if they had kept it true to the Bible, THEN it would've been totally believable 
Posted on 4/11/14 at 1:55 pm to Pavoloco83
Everybody I know that's seen it says it's awful.
This post was edited on 4/11/14 at 1:56 pm
Posted on 4/11/14 at 1:57 pm to Pavoloco83
Posted on 4/11/14 at 1:58 pm to Hugo Stiglitz
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so you hated it for it's historical inaccuracy and believability...lol okay.
Its not really about historical accuracy or believability, it just didnt follow the original story that its based on at all, which will upset people
Its like if JJ Abrams put lightsabers in the Star Trek reboot. Fans of the series would riot even though it is fiction or a story.
Posted on 4/11/14 at 1:59 pm to wildtigercat93
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Its like if JJ Abrams put lightsabers in the Star Trek reboot. Fans of the series would riot even though it is fiction or a story.
This
Posted on 4/11/14 at 2:03 pm to genro
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Yeah man if they had kept it true to the Bible, THEN it would've been totally believable
Posted on 4/11/14 at 2:06 pm to Pavoloco83
quote:What?
Russell Crowe as Noah going around in jeans?
Posted on 4/11/14 at 2:09 pm to Pavoloco83
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Russell Crowe as Noah going around in jeans?
Was Noah a Levite?
Posted on 4/11/14 at 2:10 pm to wildtigercat93
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Its like if JJ Abrams put lightsabers in the Star Trek reboot.
I agree that the bible and star wars are the same
Posted on 4/11/14 at 2:22 pm to Mr. Wayne
It's not as if the Noah story is exactly fleshed out enough for a movie though. For starters most people are basing it off their children's bible and not actual genesis. For example complaining about Noah getting drunk when the bible actually corroborates that he does. Even still, and correct if I'm wrong bc I haven't read a bible in like 15 years, the Noah story can't be more than like 20 pages right? I mean some sort of filler is going to have to be used. It's not like it's the big fleshed out story ready to be adapted like LoTR or Harry Potter.
Not to mention the basic story isn't exactly filled with a ton of drama and emotion.
Not to mention the basic story isn't exactly filled with a ton of drama and emotion.
This post was edited on 4/11/14 at 2:23 pm
Posted on 4/11/14 at 3:10 pm to tigerfan88
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Not to mention the basic story isn't exactly filled with a ton of drama and emotion.
That's because they edited out the unicorn pleading his case for a spot.
We talking 12 Angry Men type drama there.
Posted on 4/11/14 at 3:11 pm to Pavoloco83
Wow at the tools in this thread. Maybe he didn't like it because the movie was shitty. It doesn't have to be a religious debate.
Posted on 4/11/14 at 3:13 pm to Henry Jones Jr
hnry pls
Posted on 4/11/14 at 3:14 pm to Henry Jones Jr
quote:I don't see any debate. I see a couple of lighthearted jokes, one I made myself. Seems you're getting your panties in a wad over nothing.
Wow at the tools in this thread. Maybe he didn't like it because the movie was shitty. It doesn't have to be a religious debate.
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