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The Constitution and a butt crack

Posted on 4/10/14 at 10:47 am
Posted by Homesick Tiger
Greenbrier, AR
Member since Nov 2006
54212 posts
Posted on 4/10/14 at 10:47 am
Just to lighten the mood a tad. What isn't right about the picture?

Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
57365 posts
Posted on 4/10/14 at 10:49 am to
Most politicians would actually pay attention to that constitution
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
57365 posts
Posted on 4/10/14 at 10:49 am to
Also...I think I see a nipple
Posted by DosManos
Member since Oct 2013
3552 posts
Posted on 4/10/14 at 10:50 am to
John Hancock didn't sign the Constitution. He signed the DoI.
Posted by Turkey_Creek_Tiger
Member since Dec 2012
12343 posts
Posted on 4/10/14 at 10:53 am to
quote:

John Hancock didn't sign the Constitution. He signed the DoI.


THIS. this tattoo looks like a combination of the Declaration of Independence and Constitution.
Posted by Homesick Tiger
Greenbrier, AR
Member since Nov 2006
54212 posts
Posted on 4/10/14 at 10:53 am to
quote:

John Hancock didn't sign the Constitution.


Now this is what happens when you think with your big head and not the little head.

You win the cookie.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89552 posts
Posted on 4/10/14 at 10:55 am to
Formatting looks all wrong - the big letters at the top actually read: IN CONGRESS, July 4, 1776, (not "We the People", which is from the Preamble to the Constitution).

Hancock's signature should be centered and closer to the text - also, although his is larger, it is in a cluster of signatures, as you can see here:




(I had such a crush on JLD back during her SNL days...)

ETA: I assumed that was supposed to be the Declaration.

Yeah, if that is the Constition (a multi-page document, without signatures on the first page), it is even more messed up.
This post was edited on 4/10/14 at 10:57 am
Posted by dante
Kingwood, TX
Member since Mar 2006
10669 posts
Posted on 4/10/14 at 10:55 am to
I thought Mr. Hancock signed the Declaration of Independence not the Constitution. I'm sure there is good cock and arse joke somewhere.
Posted by NikolaiJakov
Moscow
Member since Mar 2014
2803 posts
Posted on 4/10/14 at 10:55 am to
She* looks phenomenal for a 53-year old








*-and her team of airbrushers.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89552 posts
Posted on 4/10/14 at 11:03 am to
quote:

airbrushers


That's adorable.

Do you even Photoshop, brah?

Posted by elprez00
Hammond, LA
Member since Sep 2011
29393 posts
Posted on 4/10/14 at 11:14 am to
quote:

I thought Mr. Hancock signed the Declaration of Independence not the Constitution. I'm sure there is good cock and arse joke somewhere.


You would be correct.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89552 posts
Posted on 4/10/14 at 11:19 am to
And another thing - that gal is a billionaire (or will be.)

Posted by OTIS2
NoLA
Member since Jul 2008
50134 posts
Posted on 4/10/14 at 11:34 am to
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...I think I see a nipple


That's her elbow you nerd.
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
79717 posts
Posted on 4/10/14 at 11:50 am to
quote:

I think I see a nipple



quote:

That's her elbow you nerd.



Don't watch much "Seinfeld", do you?
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
57365 posts
Posted on 4/10/14 at 12:21 pm to


I was waiting on someone to catch that
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