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Would you rather your son be a neckbeard fedora wearer or flat bill wangster
Posted on 3/29/14 at 3:25 pm
Posted on 3/29/14 at 3:25 pm
If I have a son one day one thing that I will make sure is that he doesn't become a neckbeard fedora friend zone material.
On the other hand I will also make sure he doesn't become a flat bill wangster who goes clubbing every weekend looking to pick up cheap trashy skanky club trash that are probably loaded with STDs and then meets his other fellow wangsters at a Twin Peaks afterward and hits on the waitresses.
But if it was predestined that my son had to be one of the two and there was no way around it I would probably rather him be the flat bill wangster.
On the other hand I will also make sure he doesn't become a flat bill wangster who goes clubbing every weekend looking to pick up cheap trashy skanky club trash that are probably loaded with STDs and then meets his other fellow wangsters at a Twin Peaks afterward and hits on the waitresses.
But if it was predestined that my son had to be one of the two and there was no way around it I would probably rather him be the flat bill wangster.
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Posted on 3/29/14 at 3:26 pm to goldennugget
Why are you doing this?
Posted on 3/29/14 at 3:26 pm to goldennugget
Thanks for sharing
Posted on 3/29/14 at 3:27 pm to goldennugget
quote:This one.
neckbeard fedora wearer
Scruffy bets that most flat bill wearing individuals have the IQ of a postage stamp. He'd rather his kid possibly be intelligent and a friend-zoned little bitch, instead of a low IQ tard.
Posted on 3/29/14 at 3:27 pm to goldennugget
Id rather be sterile
Posted on 3/29/14 at 3:29 pm to goldennugget
Hipster, easily. At least he can brew me some beer.
Posted on 3/29/14 at 3:29 pm to goldennugget
Let it flow.....
A flat bill bro bang your girl brah?
A flat bill bro bang your girl brah?
Posted on 3/29/14 at 3:30 pm to lyfenola
quote:1st post to defend flat bills?
lyfenola
Member since Mar 2014
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Posted on 3/29/14 at 3:30 pm to goldennugget
douche>dumbass
Posted on 3/29/14 at 3:32 pm to goldennugget
Whichever one that wouldn't get me banned if I were to describe him.
Posted on 3/29/14 at 3:32 pm to goldennugget
quote:
neckbeard fedora
Posted on 3/29/14 at 3:38 pm to goldennugget
You can't "make sure" your kid does or doesn't become anything. Madeline Murray O'Hare's son became a preacher, and Fred Phelps' son Nathan became an atheist. What makes you think you can control your kid's headgear?
Posted on 3/29/14 at 3:40 pm to Scruffy
Scruffy said exactly what I was going to say.
Posted on 3/29/14 at 3:40 pm to goldennugget
Yea I guess neck beard fedora
Posted on 3/29/14 at 3:45 pm to Greengirl
quote:
You can't "make sure" your kid does or doesn't become anything. Madeline Murray O'Hare's son became a preacher, and Fred Phelps' son Nathan became an atheist. What makes you think you can control your kid's headgear?
Fear
Posted on 3/29/14 at 3:47 pm to goldennugget
quote:
flat bill wangster
At least he'd be employable.
Posted on 3/29/14 at 3:48 pm to Greengirl
You just do the opposite. If you don't want your son to be a total douche, then be a total douche as a father and he might take another route. Or follow his pops, then you're screwed.
Obviously no one would do that though
Obviously no one would do that though
Posted on 3/29/14 at 3:48 pm to goldennugget
Flat bill douche by far. At least those guys get laid and have social lives.
I'd bet they are much, much happier people too.
I'd bet they are much, much happier people too.
Posted on 3/29/14 at 3:49 pm to goldennugget
Because of this post, you realize that your son will be gay right?
Posted on 3/29/14 at 3:52 pm to goldennugget
I'll go with flat bill wangsta, but with good grades.
At least he'll be gettin it in, and wont be beta.right?
At least he'll be gettin it in, and wont be beta.right?
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