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This has really bothered me about D2 : The Mighty Ducks

Posted on 3/24/14 at 6:51 pm
Posted by Chet_Steadman120
Metry
Member since Jan 2014
293 posts
Posted on 3/24/14 at 6:51 pm
I understand Bombay gets offered the Team USA job after his injury, so picking his own team makes some sense. But how in the hell does a team that went from worst to first (just cause they got Banks, really?) in a Minnesota Pee-Wee league, add a goalie, speed skater, puck handler, figure skater, and a bad boy and go on to win the gold medal?

Also, you sit Charlie Conway, your captain, for Russ Tyler? Yes, Banks is good enough to walk in the locker room before the game and say, "I'm in the line-up tonight" because he's the best (Only freshman to make varsity in D3) but there's no way you let Conway bench himself just so Russ, an unproven kid from the inner city who just joined the team mid-tournament, in the GOLD MEDAL MATCH!!!

Thoughts?
Posted by REG861
Ocelot, Iowa
Member since Oct 2011
36419 posts
Posted on 3/24/14 at 6:54 pm to
or how about when the chick at the end freezes to take a long distance, low percentage slap? Which, according to hockey rules, would have ended her possession/attempt at the moment she stopped skating.
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 3/24/14 at 6:55 pm to
Well done, assuming this is what I think it is.
Posted by Chet_Steadman120
Metry
Member since Jan 2014
293 posts
Posted on 3/24/14 at 6:59 pm to
That was Russ, bro. They snuck Russ in as the goalie after the timeout. This could explain the whole why Russ Tyler is playing instead of Conway argument, but he did posses a special shot, the knuckle puck.

Which brings me to my next point. There is not shot in hell your going to find 6 black kids in Los Angeles who play street hockey like the ones Russ plays with when he challenges Team USA at the press conference
Posted by REG861
Ocelot, Iowa
Member since Oct 2011
36419 posts
Posted on 3/24/14 at 7:00 pm to
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There is not shot in hell your going to find 6 black kids in Los Angeles who play street hockey like the ones Russ plays with when he challenges Team USA at the press conference


You can thank this movie for the explosion in hockey's popularity among inner-city youth
Posted by saintsfan22
baton rouge
Member since May 2006
71626 posts
Posted on 3/24/14 at 7:07 pm to
quote:

There is not shot in hell your going to find 6 black kids in Los Angeles who play street hockey like the ones Russ plays with when he challenges Team USA at the press conference


Much more likely than turning a little Chinese figure skater into a hockey player. Or a kid who's good enough a skating that's he's the fastest on the US national team but he somehow never learned how to stop.
Posted by Fearthehat0307
Dallas, TX
Member since Dec 2007
65256 posts
Posted on 3/24/14 at 7:11 pm to
I hate all of you
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
68513 posts
Posted on 3/24/14 at 7:13 pm to
We need to have an over analysis thread on this movie.
Posted by Chet_Steadman120
Metry
Member since Jan 2014
293 posts
Posted on 3/24/14 at 7:22 pm to
Agreed. If the Rockets never catch the measels in the first one, D-5 doesn't even make the playoffs. And the whole re-districting that forced Banks over to D-5, like nobody would have caught that during registration. And then you quit your job at a prestigious law firm "over some game? A bunch if kids....?"
Posted by Wally Sparks
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2013
29172 posts
Posted on 3/24/14 at 7:23 pm to
quote:

We need to have an over analysis thread on the whole trilogy.


Posted by SCTmo
Des Moines
Member since Aug 2007
2861 posts
Posted on 3/24/14 at 7:26 pm to
What about the fact that the movie starts with the 5'4'' at least 30 year old Gordon Bombay about to be called up to the NHL?

Kind of clued me in immediately that this movie was going to battle with reality.

Posted by TotesMcGotes
New York, New York
Member since Mar 2009
27875 posts
Posted on 3/24/14 at 7:27 pm to
Because Bombay taught them to pass eggs.
Posted by ellunchboxo
Gtown
Member since Feb 2009
18799 posts
Posted on 3/24/14 at 7:33 pm to
And to pick up the trash. It's a life metaphor.
Posted by Matisyeezy
End of the bar, Drunk
Member since Feb 2012
16624 posts
Posted on 3/24/14 at 7:35 pm to
quote:

Which brings me to my next point. There is not shot in hell your going to find 6 black kids in Los Angeles who play street hockey like the ones Russ plays with when he challenges Team USA at the press conference


Aaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnd there we have it, ladies and gentlemen. "Black people don't play hockey!" Took all of, what, 5 or 6 posts? Nice.
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 3/24/14 at 7:37 pm to
Are you seriously bothered by that?
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
68513 posts
Posted on 3/24/14 at 7:38 pm to
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Aaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnd there we have it, ladies and gentlemen. "Black people don't play hockey!" Took all of, what, 5 or 6 posts? Nice.

Sarcasm?
Posted by McVick
Member since Jan 2011
4467 posts
Posted on 3/24/14 at 8:03 pm to
How about the fact that Charlie, who was a first-line center, benching himself for Aberman. I get the decision to put a kid with an unbelievable shot into the game if it means that you have a shot, but benching Charlie for Averman?

Plus, Averman was a total pushover.
- "Hey Averman, you're sitting because Charlie is the captain, better than you, and we need the spot."
-"Ok coach Bombay. By the way, thanks for the free trip out the LA. I had a blast. I don't have to worry about getting beat up EVERY TIME I AM ON THE ICE".

Posted by CP3LSU25
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2009
51150 posts
Posted on 3/24/14 at 8:05 pm to
I wish I would have never clicked on this thread
Posted by WicKed WayZ
Louisiana Forever
Member since Sep 2011
31590 posts
Posted on 3/24/14 at 8:09 pm to
How did Charlie go from a klutz in D1 to God-like status in D3 where he is the unquestioned leader and without a doubt first line center?
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 3/24/14 at 8:13 pm to
Sounds to me like you're a cake eater.


quote:

ow in the hell does a team that went from worst to first... go on to win the gold medal



quote:

cause they got Banks, a goalie, speed skater, puck handler, figure skater, and a bad boy
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