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Is my wife trying to kill me?
Posted on 3/12/14 at 9:19 pm
Posted on 3/12/14 at 9:19 pm
So I was taking a bath earlier (yes a bath. My lower back has been killing me and a bath feels nice). My wife was taking a shower at the same time and after she got out she puts her plugged in blow drying on the ledge of the tub. I say WTF and ask her to move it. She doesn't see the problem. One small move and I could have been electrocuted. No pics. Sorry.
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Posted on 3/12/14 at 9:19 pm to 3HourTour
baths are for betas
Posted on 3/12/14 at 9:19 pm to 3HourTour
Did you recently start a LI policy? 
Posted on 3/12/14 at 9:20 pm to 3HourTour
Do you have life insurance?
Posted on 3/12/14 at 9:20 pm to 3HourTour
that's fricked up
Posted on 3/12/14 at 9:20 pm to 3HourTour
how big of a life policy do you have?
or she is stupid
quote:
she puts her plugged in blow drying on the ledge of the tub. I say WTF and ask her to move it. She doesn't see the problem
or she is stupid
Posted on 3/12/14 at 9:20 pm to Adam4LSU
About 6 months ago
Posted on 3/12/14 at 9:20 pm to 3HourTour
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my wife
quote:
trying to kill me
likely
Posted on 3/12/14 at 9:20 pm to 3HourTour
You're first mistake was taking a bath you should haven gotten into the shower with your wife.
Posted on 3/12/14 at 9:21 pm to CurDog
Posted on 3/12/14 at 9:21 pm to marchballer
I don't think you realize how much my back has been hurting. I think I pulled something working in the yard over the weekend.
Posted on 3/12/14 at 9:21 pm to 3HourTour
Unless you're poor, it should have been plugged into a GFI socket and you're safe.
Posted on 3/12/14 at 9:22 pm to 3HourTour
you sound like a cry baby. lift with your legs next time. like a real man
Posted on 3/12/14 at 9:23 pm to Festus
And even then most hair dryers have built in ones.
Posted on 3/12/14 at 9:24 pm to BottomlandBrew
I'm sure she doesn't know that. So that doesn't change my original question of whether she's trying to kill me.
Posted on 3/12/14 at 9:24 pm to 3HourTour
quote:
About 6 months ago
You fricked
Posted on 3/12/14 at 9:25 pm to 3HourTour
When she starts to make toast on the edge of the tub, put your foot down.
Posted on 3/12/14 at 9:25 pm to 3HourTour
Surely she's now sporting at least one black eye.
Posted on 3/12/14 at 9:25 pm to 3HourTour
Id start drinking bottled drinks only. Start double checking the seals to make sure it hasn't been tampered with, cook your own meals, lock the bathroom door behind you every time you go in, and lastly...but most importantly, begin wearing one of those chain mail suits, the shark divers wear, to bed at night to at least protect your vital spots while vulnerable sleeping.
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