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Mall of LA: Man holds conference call in Bathroom stall by food court
Posted on 2/27/14 at 1:02 pm
Posted on 2/27/14 at 1:02 pm
So I walk into the bathroom around noon (by the food court) to take a leak and I hear this guy yammering loudly from the stall apparently on his phone making some business deal.
I take this as a fabulous opportunity to troll and proceed to walk into the other stalls and flush the (loud) toilets and also force flush the urinals.
I walk out briskly feeling refreshed physically and emotionally.
Anyone else like to conduct business conferences from public bathroom stalls? Sounds like an intriguing approach.
I take this as a fabulous opportunity to troll and proceed to walk into the other stalls and flush the (loud) toilets and also force flush the urinals.
I walk out briskly feeling refreshed physically and emotionally.
Anyone else like to conduct business conferences from public bathroom stalls? Sounds like an intriguing approach.
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Posted on 2/27/14 at 1:03 pm to theunknownknight
You should've sat down next to him and blew it our your arse as loud as possible
Posted on 2/27/14 at 1:04 pm to DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Or start blaring porn from your phone.
Posted on 2/27/14 at 1:05 pm to DirtyMikeandtheBoys
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You should've sat down next to him and blew it our your arse as loud as possible
Dropped a load this morning so I was out of ammo.
Plus, I only had to pee pee.
Posted on 2/27/14 at 1:06 pm to theunknownknight
Shoulda pissed on his feet.
ETA: reminds me of a story from my youth.
So I had this buddy and his dad was a big prankster, always fricking with us. So I guess about 10-12 years old we are at a baseball tournament in Florida. His dad was one of our coaches. His dad walks into the bathroom and sees some feet in the stall, someone taking a shite. He assumes it's his son. So his dad decides I'm piss in the urinal next to him and piss all over his feet. Well he goes through with the plan, only it was some random dude in the stall, not his son.
ETA: reminds me of a story from my youth.
So I had this buddy and his dad was a big prankster, always fricking with us. So I guess about 10-12 years old we are at a baseball tournament in Florida. His dad was one of our coaches. His dad walks into the bathroom and sees some feet in the stall, someone taking a shite. He assumes it's his son. So his dad decides I'm piss in the urinal next to him and piss all over his feet. Well he goes through with the plan, only it was some random dude in the stall, not his son.
This post was edited on 2/27/14 at 1:09 pm
Posted on 2/27/14 at 1:06 pm to theunknownknight
Next time get in the stall next to his and give him the old foot tap.
Posted on 2/27/14 at 1:12 pm to DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Every damn time we were drinking and out at a bar if my friend was in the stall next to me he pissed on my feet. Nothing worse than that. Wiping them on him afterwards did not discourage it either.
Posted on 2/27/14 at 1:15 pm to theunknownknight
Business don't wait for shite pains bro
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