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Nutrition experts: why are prisoners so jacked?

Posted on 2/25/14 at 7:15 pm
Posted by DosManos
Member since Oct 2013
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Posted on 2/25/14 at 7:15 pm
I understand they have all the time in the world to lift weights, but I doubt they are having the requisite post-workout protein shake.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124292 posts
Posted on 2/25/14 at 7:16 pm to
Regular protein injections.
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
39211 posts
Posted on 2/25/14 at 7:17 pm to
most prisoners aren't jacked
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 2/25/14 at 7:17 pm to
quote:

I doubt they are having the requisite post-workout protein shake.


A prison salad tossing has plenty of protein.
Posted by UMRealist
Member since Feb 2013
35360 posts
Posted on 2/25/14 at 7:17 pm to
Don't believe everything you see on tv
Posted by bigberg2000
houston, from chalmette
Member since Sep 2005
70039 posts
Posted on 2/25/14 at 7:18 pm to
The three meals they are given have plenty of calories plus you are allowed to order other food items from the commissary as long as you have money.

Also most aren't jacked.
This post was edited on 2/25/14 at 7:19 pm
Posted by GregMaddux
LSU Fan
Member since Jun 2011
18213 posts
Posted on 2/25/14 at 7:18 pm to
quote:

I doubt they are having the requisite post-workout protein shake.


Do you feel duped
Posted by NYCAuburn
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Member since Feb 2011
57002 posts
Posted on 2/25/14 at 7:19 pm to
You can get "jacked" without all the extra stuff, just not as efficiently.
Posted by Charlie Arglist
Wichita, Kansas
Member since Nov 2012
5550 posts
Posted on 2/25/14 at 7:19 pm to
quote:

I understand they have all the time in the world to lift weights, but I doubt they are having the requisite post-workout protein shake.


Why do you care?

Did you try Gaygle?
Posted by the only dirt mcgirt
baton rouge
Member since May 2011
924 posts
Posted on 2/25/14 at 7:19 pm to
nutraloaf.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35498 posts
Posted on 2/25/14 at 7:20 pm to
Tits.
Posted by Tayday
Lake Charles. LA
Member since Mar 2011
5520 posts
Posted on 2/25/14 at 7:22 pm to
They're more ripped and defined pecs.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 2/25/14 at 7:24 pm to
I'd be jacked too if I knew I had to fight off other dudes to keep from getting raped.
Posted by xXLSUXx
New Orleans, LA
Member since Oct 2010
10307 posts
Posted on 2/25/14 at 7:25 pm to
Because they're black.
Posted by Pear
Member since Jul 2013
1428 posts
Posted on 2/25/14 at 7:28 pm to
I'll give you a legit answer. It has to do with the fact of appearing manly and physically fit to stave off attacks from predators. It's an evolutionary thing to protect themselves. They do work out and get proper nutrition, but it's not because they are that different from everyone else. If one looked childish and weak in the wild, they would be preyed upon. Same in prison
Posted by Casty McBoozer
your mom's fat arse
Member since Sep 2005
35495 posts
Posted on 2/25/14 at 7:29 pm to
Protein shakes don't do anything.
Posted by BigEdLSU
All around the south
Member since Sep 2010
20268 posts
Posted on 2/25/14 at 7:29 pm to
Lots of starch every meal.
Posted by Michael J Cocks
Right Here
Member since Jun 2007
47153 posts
Posted on 2/25/14 at 7:30 pm to
The ratio of dudes naturally jacked in prison is on par with those that are naturally jacked out of prison. We all know a dude that can eat whatever they want and barely work out and still look ripped as shite.

If you were to take a walk through any prison yard in America, you'd find a small group of men that actually give a shite about their body, and within that group maybe 5 dudes that defy your so called law of physics. The rest of them look like bloated fat asses.
Posted by DosManos
Member since Oct 2013
3552 posts
Posted on 2/25/14 at 7:41 pm to
quote:

Why do you care?



Someone on the MSB posted a Scared Straight video and they made this white kid comb a dude's chest hair. So it got me thinking.

Comb his chest hair!

Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 2/25/14 at 7:43 pm to
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