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Haiku's for sluts
Posted on 2/18/14 at 7:28 pm
Posted on 2/18/14 at 7:28 pm
Write a haiku for a woman to convince her to let you in her... home. Thanks in advance.
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Posted on 2/18/14 at 7:28 pm to rbWarEagle
It's hard without names….
Posted on 2/18/14 at 7:29 pm to rbWarEagle
suck on my dick now
if you don't, you will be dead
this is a promise
if you don't, you will be dead
this is a promise
This post was edited on 2/18/14 at 7:30 pm
Posted on 2/18/14 at 7:29 pm to goldenbadger08
Slut will work.
Posted on 2/18/14 at 7:29 pm to TH03
I fricking knew this was a good idea
Posted on 2/18/14 at 7:30 pm to rbWarEagle
Won't you suck on my salty chocolate balls...
Put 'em in yo mouth!
Put 'em in yo mouth!
Posted on 2/18/14 at 7:30 pm to rbWarEagle
You need to write a poem to get laid? 
Posted on 2/18/14 at 7:34 pm to rbWarEagle
i wasnt satisfied
This post was edited on 2/18/14 at 7:36 pm
Posted on 2/18/14 at 7:36 pm to rbWarEagle
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Suck my balls
Violets are blue
Suck my balls
Posted on 2/18/14 at 7:44 pm to ZacAttack
Nobody knows what a haiku is apparently
Posted on 2/18/14 at 7:44 pm to rbWarEagle
I am a nice guy.
Moreso, I have lots of cash.
Wine. Dine. Sixty-Nine.
Moreso, I have lots of cash.
Wine. Dine. Sixty-Nine.
Posted on 2/18/14 at 7:45 pm to rbWarEagle
Upon the green fields
I notice a Kate Upton
She grazes a lot
I notice a Kate Upton
She grazes a lot
Posted on 2/18/14 at 7:48 pm to MikeD
Upton is way fat
But dem massive titties bro
Would smash with fury
ETA: Damn, you got in while I was thinking
But dem massive titties bro
Would smash with fury
ETA: Damn, you got in while I was thinking
This post was edited on 2/18/14 at 7:51 pm
Posted on 2/18/14 at 7:49 pm to rbWarEagle
The wrapper is torn
Unfurled like a silken glove
Ribbed for her pleasure
Unfurled like a silken glove
Ribbed for her pleasure
Posted on 2/18/14 at 7:51 pm to rbWarEagle
Slut My Dixie Wreck
You know Howie Feltersnatch
Loads of cum inbound
You know Howie Feltersnatch
Loads of cum inbound
Posted on 2/18/14 at 7:52 pm to rbWarEagle
I am virile, man
You the pure blossom of Eve
I don't have the herp
You the pure blossom of Eve
I don't have the herp
Posted on 2/18/14 at 7:54 pm to rbWarEagle
To taste love's blossom,
Is my wish tonight, and no
That's no metaphor
Is my wish tonight, and no
That's no metaphor
Posted on 2/18/14 at 7:55 pm to rbWarEagle
Moisten that pussy
I am on the way there now
Imma beat it up
I am on the way there now
Imma beat it up
Posted on 2/18/14 at 7:55 pm to TH03
quote:
suck on my dick now
if you don't, you will be dead
this is a promise
Is that you, Craig James?
Posted on 2/18/14 at 7:56 pm to rbWarEagle
Open up your legs,
I eat so much pussy, that
I'm barred from Hot Wok
I eat so much pussy, that
I'm barred from Hot Wok
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