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90 Day Fiance (Mail Order Bride Reality Show)
Posted on 2/10/14 at 12:55 pm
Posted on 2/10/14 at 12:55 pm
Anyone watched this show? If so, which ones are in a legit relationship and which ones are using the dude for a permanent US visa?
Alan and Kirlyam:
Kirlyam is not in love with Alan. She's here to jumpstart a modeling career. Period. She's reluctant to tell him that she loves him, and she seems annoyed with his overly cautious approach to a Los Angeles modeling career.
Mike and Aziza:
Aziza seems willing to allow this so-called relationship with Mike to work, but he and his family are super assholes to her. They treat her like dirt and openly making fun of her to her face, yet they come off as incredibly trashy and classless Americans. They shouldn't be casting stones at glass houses, yet it is clear that they will treat her like a mail order bride slave. Sucks to be her.
Russ and Paola:
Russ and Paola are interesting. She's an incredibly beautiful Colombian who looks and sounds just like Sophia Vargara in Modern Family. He's a successful oil platform engineer in the oil business. He has money, she likes that, but oddly their personalities seem to mesh quite well. She likes sports and is very athletic. He's a die hard Oklahoma Sooners fan. She seems very social and perhaps this will develop into something real. However, she'll probably end up knocking boots with his friends during his lengthy time away from home while on the job.
Louis and Aya:
Louis and Aya are doomed. He makes no money and can't even afford to reserve her wedding dress. She spends a lot of time crying. She came here at least partially to experience greener pastures, but now she realizes that she gave up her way of life to travel halfway across the world to essentially be poor again. Not good.
Alan and Kirlyam:
Kirlyam is not in love with Alan. She's here to jumpstart a modeling career. Period. She's reluctant to tell him that she loves him, and she seems annoyed with his overly cautious approach to a Los Angeles modeling career.
Mike and Aziza:
Aziza seems willing to allow this so-called relationship with Mike to work, but he and his family are super assholes to her. They treat her like dirt and openly making fun of her to her face, yet they come off as incredibly trashy and classless Americans. They shouldn't be casting stones at glass houses, yet it is clear that they will treat her like a mail order bride slave. Sucks to be her.
Russ and Paola:
Russ and Paola are interesting. She's an incredibly beautiful Colombian who looks and sounds just like Sophia Vargara in Modern Family. He's a successful oil platform engineer in the oil business. He has money, she likes that, but oddly their personalities seem to mesh quite well. She likes sports and is very athletic. He's a die hard Oklahoma Sooners fan. She seems very social and perhaps this will develop into something real. However, she'll probably end up knocking boots with his friends during his lengthy time away from home while on the job.
Louis and Aya:
Louis and Aya are doomed. He makes no money and can't even afford to reserve her wedding dress. She spends a lot of time crying. She came here at least partially to experience greener pastures, but now she realizes that she gave up her way of life to travel halfway across the world to essentially be poor again. Not good.
This post was edited on 2/10/14 at 1:33 pm
Posted on 2/10/14 at 1:12 pm to mizzoukills
no but i need to. my favorite radio show can't stop talking about this stupid show.
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isn't he the one that's...you know...in a glass closet?
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Russ and Paola
isn't he the one that's...you know...in a glass closet?
This post was edited on 2/10/14 at 1:15 pm
Posted on 2/10/14 at 1:17 pm to mizzoukills
Alan clearly knows he is marrying WAAAAAY over his head and will try anything to keep her. No way that relationship works out.
Posted on 2/10/14 at 1:19 pm to TDTGodfather
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isn't he the one that's...you know...in a glass closet?
to be honest, I sorta thought he seemed a bit Michael Sam-ish. He picks up his friend on the way to the Oklahoma Sooners football game and his friend is in the back seat dancing like a super Michael Sam, even doing the raise the roof woot woot whenever the music really kicks in.
However, Paola is super hot. She's legit hot. Perhaps Oklahoma dudes naturally act a bit like Michael Sam.
I don't know.
But she's super hot.
Posted on 2/10/14 at 1:25 pm to jcole4lsu
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Alan clearly knows he is marrying WAAAAAY over his head and will try anything to keep her. No way that relationship works out.
Yup. And he realizes it the moment he walks into her first modeling session and sees just how beautiful she is with makeup and pefect lighting. I mean, this girl morphs into a perfect 10 on camera - super pretty! Then he looks around and realizes how many dudes work in the modeling industry and at that moment he becomes super territorial, going so far as to tell her that he doesn't like how beautiful she really is. She rolls her eyes.
Then he tells her that he attempted to call her many times and he questions why she didn't answer the phone. She tells him she didn't answer because she was in hair and makeup at that time. The viewer knows that is a lie because the film crew caught her staring at the phone as it rang.
He asks her to promise that she'll never leave him and all she says is something like, "Let's go home."
Uh oh. Doomed, bro. You just became that guy, and women understand that kind of dude regardless what language barrier exists. Jealously knows no boundaries. She's gonna leave him, and he knows it.
This post was edited on 2/10/14 at 1:32 pm
Posted on 2/10/14 at 2:56 pm to mizzoukills
quote:
Russ and Paola:
Are married. He says they edited show to make him look "disinterested" during that hot tub fiasco.
Posted on 2/10/14 at 4:38 pm to Murray
really? where did you read that?
Posted on 2/10/14 at 6:38 pm to mizzoukills
quote:
Alan and Kirlyam:
Kirlyam is not in love with Alan. She's here to jumpstart a modeling career.
she is leaving him as soon as she can but she has less than zero chance of being a model. She's two foot tall. He is soooo worried that any guy will talk to her, I wouldn't be surprised if he starts locking her in a basement by the end of the season.
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Aziza seems willing to allow this so-called relationship with Mike to work,
lol what? She won't come anywhere near that gross caterpillar eyebrowed bastard. He is the probably the most pathetic of all.
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Russ
He's a die hard Oklahoma Sooners fan.
lol. He's a die hard penis fan.
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Louis and Aya:
yuck squared
Posted on 2/10/14 at 10:25 pm to mizzoukills
quote:
Alan and Kirlyam:
Kirlyam is f***ing gorgeous! I highly doubt that she was a Mormon prior to Alan meeting her in Brazil since she seems like she doesn't have a clue on the religion's customs. My wife and I think she's a converted Catholic. Alan is trying to turn her into his slave and I hope she bolts because she could get anybody she wanted even in her own country. She came from nothing and this show will make something of her.
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She likes sports and is very athletic. He's a die hard Oklahoma Sooners fan.
Wrong and wrong. Okay maybe she's a "Futbol" fan but in the last episode she had no clue about "Futbol Americano". And it's obvious that he's an OSU fan not OU, his truck had a Cowboy logo and he made her dress in orange on any occasion that he could.
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Mike and Aziza:
Mike is going to make Aziza his slave? Yeah right, Aziza is just playing him like a fiddle to get citizenship. she's been denied US work visas before she met him.
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Louis and Aya:
I'm surprised that Aya isn't trying to get hitched by a military guy and work at the Base Exchange like most Filipinos do.
This post was edited on 2/10/14 at 10:26 pm
Posted on 2/11/14 at 4:06 am to mizzoukills
quote:
really? where did you read that?
Google her name and Oklahoma marriage and you can easily find their marriage license. They got married at the end of the show or after.
Posted on 2/11/14 at 8:34 am to mizzoukills
only one of them is hot
Posted on 2/11/14 at 10:29 am to mizzoukills
quote:Will always be "Ciggy Breath" to me.
Mike
Posted on 2/11/14 at 11:29 am to Hollywood
quote:
Will always be "Ciggy Breath" to me.
If Jim says it's true, it's true.
Posted on 2/11/14 at 3:47 pm to jerseyfla
I thought he was a Sooners fan. Perhaps I just assumed that without paying attention.
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