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List of boyfriend rules by two elementary school girls

Posted on 2/6/14 at 8:08 pm
Posted by maine82
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 2/6/14 at 8:08 pm
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From a 6-year-old and a 9-year-old (with the spelling errors):

List of boyfriend rules

1) nice hand writing
2) cutness
3) likes Parents
4) not living with Parents
5) good maners
6) good artist
7) dresses well
8) takes you to nice places
9) nice place
10) likes Children/wants children
11) nice Jewlery
12) listens
13) don't pick your nose
14) no kissing on first date
15) marry some one who respects you
16) smart
17) good cook
18) has a good job
19) always happy
20) clean
21) respect different religens
22) last name not weird
22) very fun
24) makes you laugh
25) eats healthy
26) takes care of body
27) doesn't tattletale
28) brushes teeth and floss
29) likes Your job
30) take care of pet
Posted by maine82
Member since Aug 2011
3320 posts
Posted on 2/6/14 at 8:08 pm to
I'm sure the OTers here max out on all these.
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
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Posted on 2/6/14 at 8:09 pm to
Cool story
Posted by diddydirtyAubie
Bozeman
Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 2/6/14 at 8:09 pm to
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1) nice hand writing


I'm done.
Posted by DawgCountry
Great State of GA
Member since Sep 2012
30552 posts
Posted on 2/6/14 at 8:09 pm to
quote:

1) nice hand writing


Stopped reading
Posted by arseinclarse
Algiers Purnt
Member since Apr 2007
34412 posts
Posted on 2/6/14 at 8:10 pm to
My penmanship is always commented on. It's very girly. In glad I passed step 1
Posted by arseinclarse
Algiers Purnt
Member since Apr 2007
34412 posts
Posted on 2/6/14 at 8:11 pm to
Your six yr old kisses on first dates?
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 2/6/14 at 8:11 pm to
quote:

22) last name not weird


Racism is so cute at that age
Posted by John McClane
Member since Apr 2010
36692 posts
Posted on 2/6/14 at 8:11 pm to
quote:

1) nice hand writing


I'm left-handed


Forever alone
Posted by saintsfan22
baton rouge
Member since May 2006
71604 posts
Posted on 2/6/14 at 8:12 pm to
quote:

17) good cook

Thought that said something else
Posted by arseinclarse
Algiers Purnt
Member since Apr 2007
34412 posts
Posted on 2/6/14 at 8:13 pm to
He apologized for spelling errors
Posted by Gnar Cat21
Piña Coladaburg
Member since Sep 2009
16839 posts
Posted on 2/6/14 at 8:13 pm to
wonder if their list will be the same when they are getting plowed when they are 17
Posted by LSUwag
Florida man
Member since Jan 2007
17319 posts
Posted on 2/6/14 at 8:13 pm to
Proof positive that no man can ever live up to a woman's expectations.
Posted by LSUSoulja08
Member since Oct 2007
16969 posts
Posted on 2/6/14 at 8:13 pm to
quote:

1) nice hand writing


well i'm out
Posted by Tactical Insertion
Member since Feb 2011
3205 posts
Posted on 2/6/14 at 8:14 pm to
quote:

not living with Parents



Such independent
Posted by maine82
Member since Aug 2011
3320 posts
Posted on 2/6/14 at 8:14 pm to
quote:

4) not living with Parents
...
9) nice place
...
11) nice Jewlery


Not influenced by their mothers I'm sure.
Posted by Arkla Missy
Ark-La-Miss
Member since Jan 2013
10288 posts
Posted on 2/6/14 at 8:14 pm to
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22) last name not weird

Very insightful.
Posted by White Roach
Member since Apr 2009
9454 posts
Posted on 2/6/14 at 8:14 pm to
That's not a bad list for a man or a woman. However, in addition to "very fun" and "makes you laugh", I like my women to be able to count. What happened to #23?

Edit: I now notice #22 listed twice. I blame the OP. It certainly can't be the fault of these young girls.
This post was edited on 2/6/14 at 8:19 pm
Posted by arseinclarse
Algiers Purnt
Member since Apr 2007
34412 posts
Posted on 2/6/14 at 8:15 pm to
Only thing out of those 30 demands that I don't pass is "doesn't pick nose." My nose hairs, which are thick, collect a lot of shite from bourbon st.
Posted by CocoLoco
Member since Jan 2012
29108 posts
Posted on 2/6/14 at 8:16 pm to
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2) cutness - I am super cut



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