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"How 'bout a game of Knockout?"
Posted on 1/23/14 at 8:51 am
Posted on 1/23/14 at 8:51 am
I have a new product idea based on the recent Knockout phenomenon. Basically it's a motorcycle helmet with a whole bunch of razor-sharp steel spikes affixed to it. The idea is if someone tries to land a punch, the assailant's hand will be impaled on the spikes and–hopefully–ground down into hamburger meat as the offender tries to free himself.
The helmet comes with a T-shirt, with the words "How 'bout a game of Knockout?" stenciled in large lettering on the backside of the shirt.
A clever buddy of mine says he can make a prototype, no sweat. As you can imagine, we're pretty excited about this, because we see some serious commercial potential here.
Thoughts?
The helmet comes with a T-shirt, with the words "How 'bout a game of Knockout?" stenciled in large lettering on the backside of the shirt.
A clever buddy of mine says he can make a prototype, no sweat. As you can imagine, we're pretty excited about this, because we see some serious commercial potential here.
Thoughts?
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Posted on 1/23/14 at 8:52 am to TigerPanzer
Someone will just kick you in the back
Posted on 1/23/14 at 8:52 am to TigerPanzer
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Thoughts?
I'd like to punch you in the back of the head.
Posted on 1/23/14 at 8:53 am to TigerPanzer
Is the helmet invisible?
Posted on 1/23/14 at 8:53 am to TigerPanzer
quote:
Thoughts?
I hope you swallow your stupid product.
Posted on 1/23/14 at 8:54 am to TigerPanzer
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Thoughts?
Pour your life savings in it. Solid gold I tell ya...
Posted on 1/23/14 at 8:54 am to TigerPanzer
Nice, but I'd prefer the ones playing this "game" play "Knockout" instead of their other game, "Knock up." Way less of a burden on taxpayers.
Posted on 1/23/14 at 8:54 am to TigerPanzer
you would get sued by the attackers
Posted on 1/23/14 at 8:54 am to TigerPanzer
without question you should do this
Posted on 1/23/14 at 8:55 am to TigerPanzer
Then they'll just shove thier foot up your arse instead.
Posted on 1/23/14 at 8:56 am to TigerPanzer
Thanks for the idea! 
Posted on 1/23/14 at 8:56 am to TigerPanzer
Sell your house and put all of the money into this idea.
Posted on 1/23/14 at 8:56 am to TigerPanzer
Posted on 1/23/14 at 8:57 am to TigerPanzer
They'll just shoot you in the face
Posted on 1/23/14 at 8:57 am to TigerPanzer
Just plant a microscopic badass bomb in the back of your head that will detonate when something applies a force grater than 50 psi to it. You'll blow the poor poor swimmers hand off as soon as it touches the back of your head.
This post was edited on 1/23/14 at 8:58 am
Posted on 1/23/14 at 8:58 am to 12
Ah, we need some sort of decorative covering to conceal the spikes. Maybe something in a flower motif.
Posted on 1/23/14 at 8:59 am to TigerPanzer
How about a Jump to Conclusions game too?
Posted on 1/23/14 at 9:01 am to TigerPanzer
Because of the constant paranoia of getting knocked out, I've been wearing one of these anytime I go outside.
So far, so good.
So far, so good.
Posted on 1/23/14 at 9:01 am to TigerPanzer
It's alright, Panzer. We've all made stupid threads before.
Posted on 1/23/14 at 9:02 am to Bluefin
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