Altis Life: Noz

Hey Noz,

You remember our idea to become rich off drugs?
You remember how badass we were going to be?
You remember buying illegal guns and trying to smuggle them across the border?
You remember as soon as we got to the border an officer showed up at the same time?

" Hey, guys soo ughhh where did you get those guns? "
" Ok, Noz let me do all the talking. Officer we ughh found them when we spawned in, but I bought a license so we should be good, but we are new so if we are doing something wrong just let us know(which is total bullshite)"
" yeah you guys can't have those guns. Why are y'all headed to the terrorist land? "
" Just checking it out, something different. (In all honesty we were there to get drugs lulz) "
" Ok you guys be safe and don't get into drugs. "
" Oh no officer we would never do that "

You remember as soon as we got past you decided to take a swim in the swimming area and you died from a shark?
Remember because of that choice to swim we had to start all over?

You remember collecting 140 pounds of weed and sneaking back across?
You remember getting it packaged and processed then having to go back across the checkpoint again?
Remember trying to smoke our weed on the way and you got so stoned you jumped a car going 200mph and you died?
You missed out on 60k because you got so baked. Our weed was so strong it made people question their own life.

You remember all that?
Just bump this thread whenever you want to get back into the game.