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Facebook status of the day. Need a translation.
Posted on 1/15/14 at 4:06 pm
Posted on 1/15/14 at 4:06 pm
quote:
I love how this fat nasty fake hoe gonna talk shite about some1 bitch ur nasty and u need to get on a treadmill and loose some of that nasty arse pop belly u just mad ur hoe arse got caught tryin 2 frick over my family ahaha u so nasty it kills me bitch u talk so much shite and u turn around and do wat u tellin ppl not 2 do bitch u and ur family been dead 2 us and i never liked ur arse to begin with trena was way better than u and she sure looked a million times better than u so act like u aint catch that now go be a little hoe cuz thats all ur nasty arse is
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Posted on 1/15/14 at 4:07 pm to King of New Orleans
It's really not that difficult to understand.
Posted on 1/15/14 at 4:07 pm to King of New Orleans
I think that may be a compound sentence. I haven't taken English in a long while though.
Posted on 1/15/14 at 4:07 pm to King of New Orleans
I think someone got an STD.
Posted on 1/15/14 at 4:07 pm to King of New Orleans
Translation: She mad
Posted on 1/15/14 at 4:08 pm to King of New Orleans
There is a staggering amount of punctuation in that post.
Posted on 1/15/14 at 4:08 pm to King of New Orleans
Sent to the person's Facebook "friend". People who take personal drama to social media are ridiculous.
Posted on 1/15/14 at 4:09 pm to King of New Orleans
I hope it's her time of the month 'cus that bitch needs a period.
:rimshot:
:rimshot:
Posted on 1/15/14 at 4:09 pm to King of New Orleans
Stop stalking my facebook, cracker.
Posted on 1/15/14 at 4:09 pm to King of New Orleans
how the frick is this person your facebook friend? 
Posted on 1/15/14 at 4:09 pm to MFn GIMP
quote:
It's really not that difficult to understand.
Posted on 1/15/14 at 4:10 pm to King of New Orleans
Also, someone likes Prince.
Posted on 1/15/14 at 4:12 pm to wrc12
quote:
how the frick is this person your facebook friend?
they aren't. one of my "friends" (actually a cousin I never see) "liked" this status.
Posted on 1/15/14 at 4:15 pm to King of New Orleans
"I know a large person who does not speak highly of me. That person is unclean and would benefit from losing some weight. You're just mad because I caught you messing with my family. Haha. You are so unhygienic that it pains me. You give hypocritical advice and do what you say not too. You and your family conflict with ourselves and I was not a fan of yours to begin with. Trena was more friendly and look better than you. Please do not continue your relationship with me and continue to be unclean. "
Ebonics to English dictionary
Ebonics to English dictionary
Posted on 1/15/14 at 4:15 pm to King of New Orleans
quote:I'd like to know what this is.
pop belly
A gut gained from drinking too much Coke?
Posted on 1/15/14 at 4:15 pm to King of New Orleans
quote:
I love how this fat nasty fake hoe gonna talk shite about some1
An overweight female dog that doesn't shower has the ability to talk, and she says hurtful things about the poster's family.
quote:
bitch ur nasty and u need to get on a treadmill and loose some of that nasty arse pop belly
The dog is fat. It should get less fat.
quote:the dog appears to be promiscuous. It attempted to, in some way, cheat the poster's family in some matter.
u just mad ur hoe arse got caught tryin 2 frick over my family
quote:the poster laughed.
ahaha
quote:I believe the dog smells particularly foul.
u so nasty it kills me bitch
quote:
u talk so much shite and u turn around and do wat u tellin ppl not 2 do
A 'pot calling the kettle black' idiom seems to explain this line.
quote:the poster doesn't like the dog or its family. This is surprising based on the jovial nature in which the prior parts were written.
bitch u and ur family been dead 2 us and i never liked ur arse to begin with
quote:the poster enjoyed her previous dog more than their current dog.
trena was way better than u
quote:more of the above.
and she sure looked a million times better than u
quote:post was made so the dog could read it.
so act like u aint catch that
quote:continue to have sex with lots of dogs, because that is normal behavior. I don't understand the 'nasty' part though. I would've thought the owner could fix this by simply bathing the dog.
now go be a little hoe cuz thats all ur nasty arse is
Best I can do.
Posted on 1/15/14 at 4:16 pm to King of New Orleans
she was trying to set up a time to meet with her lab partner, who's schedule is proving to be problematic, so they can finish their physics project. she humorously stated that her previous partner, trena, was an easier student to work with based on her knowledge of advanced mathematics and her punctuality.
Posted on 1/15/14 at 4:16 pm to King of New Orleans
quote:
King of New Orleans
What's more telling is that you are friend's with someone that talks like this.
Posted on 1/15/14 at 4:17 pm to King of New Orleans
quote:
I love how this fat nasty fake hoe gonna talk shite about some1 bitch ur nasty and u need to get on a treadmill and loose some of that nasty arse pop belly u just mad ur hoe arse got caught tryin 2 frick over my family ahaha u so nasty it kills me bitch u talk so much shite and u turn around and do wat u tellin ppl not 2 do bitch u and ur family been dead 2 us and i never liked ur arse to begin with trena was way better than u and she sure looked a million times better than u so act like u aint catch that now go be a little hoe cuz thats all ur nasty arse is
My wife is a grammar nazi, I ought to show her this shite. Even I know that this is a run on sentence.
Posted on 1/15/14 at 4:17 pm to King of New Orleans
Out of all of it, this
quote:was what made me laugh
pop belly
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