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Virgin Cow Urine = Magic Elixir?

Posted on 1/13/14 at 1:00 pm
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64613 posts
Posted on 1/13/14 at 1:00 pm
There Are No Words For This

I was going to post a pic or two from the story but I just can't bring myself to do it. Just click the link and you'll see. But be warned....

What has been seen can never be unseen.

Posted by Phil A Sheo
equinsu ocha
Member since Aug 2011
12166 posts
Posted on 1/13/14 at 1:01 pm to
looks like apple juice
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
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Posted on 1/13/14 at 1:03 pm to
I've heard of people drinking the cow's colostrum but not pee
Posted by Phil A Sheo
equinsu ocha
Member since Aug 2011
12166 posts
Posted on 1/13/14 at 1:06 pm to
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I've heard of people drinking the cow's colostrum but not pee


I hear it's wonderful on cereal
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 1/13/14 at 1:07 pm to
quote:

Followers of the cult claim cow urine can successfully be used to combat cancer, diabetes, tumours, tuberculosis, stomach problems and much more. They also claim that drinking cow pee is the only effective solution for treating baldness

Posted by Thatguy...
cajun country
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 1/13/14 at 1:09 pm to
where do you find these things....
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
112338 posts
Posted on 1/13/14 at 1:09 pm to
SHOTS SHOTS SHOT SHOT SHOTS SHOTS SHOT SHOT SHOTS


EVERYBODAYYY
Posted by laangler21
On the lake.
Member since May 2012
3034 posts
Posted on 1/13/14 at 1:10 pm to
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They also claim that drinking cow pee is the only effective solution for treating baldness


I think I can deal with baldness.
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 1/13/14 at 1:11 pm to
I'm sitting on a gold mine... Pun intended.
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 1/13/14 at 1:11 pm to
so glad i was born in america
Posted by Phil A Sheo
equinsu ocha
Member since Aug 2011
12166 posts
Posted on 1/13/14 at 1:12 pm to
quote:

I'm sitting on a gold mine... Pun intended


LIQUID GOLD!!!!

Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
38741 posts
Posted on 1/13/14 at 1:13 pm to
Also, the cow in the pic is not a virgin. If her enormous bag doesn't tip you off, the calf by her side a few pics down should.
Posted by Phil A Sheo
equinsu ocha
Member since Aug 2011
12166 posts
Posted on 1/13/14 at 1:15 pm to
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If her enormous bag doesn't tip you off,


I threw up in my mouth just a little from this statement..
This post was edited on 1/13/14 at 1:15 pm
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64613 posts
Posted on 1/13/14 at 1:16 pm to
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Also, the cow in the pic is not a virgin. If her enormous bag doesn't tip you off, the calf by her side a few pics down should.


I noticed that as well. Not sure why the headline says "virgin" cow. I'm guessing it's some sort of thing where the Hindu priests declare she's a virgin maybe.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64613 posts
Posted on 1/13/14 at 1:17 pm to
quote:

where do you find these things


I check the Daily Mail every day. They usually have at least a couple good WTF stories like this.
Posted by Austin Cajun
Austin, Tejas
Member since Aug 2013
1884 posts
Posted on 1/13/14 at 1:19 pm to
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Also, the cow in the pic is not a virgin. If her enormous bag doesn't tip you off, the calf by her side a few pics down should


Glad someone else caught that. Shows just ow dumb these people are. They state virgin cow and the very first picture clearly doesn't fit that term.
Posted by link
Member since Feb 2009
19867 posts
Posted on 1/13/14 at 1:20 pm to
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Also, the cow in the pic is not a virgin.
maybe she regrets being an utter whore and has since become born again.
Posted by Phil A Sheo
equinsu ocha
Member since Aug 2011
12166 posts
Posted on 1/13/14 at 1:20 pm to
quote:

They state virgin cow and the very first picture clearly doesn't fit that term.


Immaculate Cowcepetion
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
38741 posts
Posted on 1/13/14 at 1:21 pm to
Only thing I can come up with is virgin meaning unprocessed urine... Straight from the tap. Lol...
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64613 posts
Posted on 1/13/14 at 1:31 pm to
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Only thing I can come up with is virgin meaning unprocessed urine... Straight from the tap. Lol...


That could be it.... Or like the post above says, maybe they believe in some sort of bovine virgin birth.
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