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Do you wish you had married a fat girl?

Posted on 1/7/14 at 12:28 pm
Posted by Btrtigerfan
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Posted on 1/7/14 at 12:28 pm
Shes good at the sects, but the one I have is too skinny to keep the bed very warm on cold nights.

I usually win when we wrestle too. S

eems like a big girl might make it more interesting?
Posted by CarRamrod
Spurbury, VT
Member since Dec 2006
57438 posts
Posted on 1/7/14 at 12:29 pm to
weak attempt to be funny.
Posted by schexyoung
Deaf Valley
Member since May 2008
6534 posts
Posted on 1/7/14 at 12:30 pm to
There are plenty fat women out there if you want to change it up.
Posted by Flash_Gordon
Member since Dec 2013
522 posts
Posted on 1/7/14 at 12:30 pm to
We talking like 200 or like 300?

Cows
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
TeamBunt General Manager
Member since Apr 2013
62514 posts
Posted on 1/7/14 at 12:30 pm to
I wonder when all the posters with fat wives are going to chime in to tell us how awesome it is?
Posted by TexasTiger01
Lake Houston
Member since Nov 2013
3215 posts
Posted on 1/7/14 at 12:32 pm to
Just get a fat girlfriend. There's plenty desperate fatties out there, hit up Mcdonalds and pick you one out....
Posted by Btrtigerfan
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Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 1/7/14 at 12:32 pm to
quote:

We talking like 200 or like 300?


Hell No!

This is the OT. Fat is 140.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
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Posted on 1/7/14 at 12:32 pm to
Posted by Greengirl
Member since Dec 2011
5856 posts
Posted on 1/7/14 at 12:34 pm to
In time the skinny girl is likely to become a fat girl, and then you will have had both.
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
21426 posts
Posted on 1/7/14 at 12:36 pm to
quote:

In time the skinny girl is likely to become a fat girl, and then you will have had both.


It was good times when she was pregnant.

Just like a a different girl, and her boobs got really big.
Posted by Spaulding Smails
Milano’s Bar
Member since Jun 2012
18805 posts
Posted on 1/7/14 at 12:39 pm to
quote:

Shes good at the sects, but the one I have is too skinny to keep the bed very warm on cold nights.

I'll humor you...
Go to a bar...find a fat girl at a bar...hit on her ...take her home

If you have a fricking pulse, you will be able to bag the lardo of your dreams, easily, I guarantee it

disclaimer- I do not bang fatties
Posted by DaddyDut16
Prarieville
Member since Dec 2012
101 posts
Posted on 1/7/14 at 12:39 pm to
Hoggin!!
Posted by TexasTiger01
Lake Houston
Member since Nov 2013
3215 posts
Posted on 1/7/14 at 12:40 pm to
quote:

disclaimer- I do not bang fatties


Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
Member since May 2012
12300 posts
Posted on 1/7/14 at 12:40 pm to
quote:

We talking like 200 or like 300?



IOW, Kate Upton fat or Mama Cass fat?
Posted by 20MuleTeam
West Hartford
Member since Sep 2012
3862 posts
Posted on 1/7/14 at 12:40 pm to
Yes
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
20029 posts
Posted on 1/7/14 at 12:41 pm to
No, troll.....No!
Posted by HeadChange
Abort gay babies
Member since May 2009
43834 posts
Posted on 1/7/14 at 12:41 pm to
quote:

This is the OT. Fat is 140

We are a lot of things, realists being one of them
Posted by Spaulding Smails
Milano’s Bar
Member since Jun 2012
18805 posts
Posted on 1/7/14 at 12:42 pm to
quote:

TexasTiger01

You have a Toonces logo in your avatar...not only do you bang fatties, you are probably morbidly obese, please go choke on a McDouble
Posted by TexasTiger01
Lake Houston
Member since Nov 2013
3215 posts
Posted on 1/7/14 at 12:45 pm to
quote:

Spaulding Smails

Never said I didn't bang fatties....

Drunk me does some crazy things, fatties is one of them.....
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
21426 posts
Posted on 1/7/14 at 12:45 pm to
quote:

Go to a bar...find a fat girl at a bar...hit on her ...take her home


It's 2am somewhere.

On a cold night, I just imagine they would cuddle better.

I also imagine they fart and snore. That's where I get turned off.
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